How to Treat a Girl

[dirtyvibe]

I got this from a Myspace bulletin:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

 

[Desdinova]

Awww. Makes me wanna puke.

 

[floydtheater07]

Anything you get from a myspace bulletin should go into the manifesto of things you should not do. Eespecially if a girl posted it saying she likes it. She thinks she likes it.

 

[MightyMate]

Thats a joke

 

[heater528]

HAHAHAH that guy needs a kick in the ass

 

[Unregistered]

I've read that before. It makes me sick.

That fictional guy sucks.

Unless the guy was trying to get anal or something. That might make it marginally acceptable.

 

[LJC]

Same guy 6 months later:

Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Choose--me or ur life
Girl: my life

The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl doesn't run after him, but thinks to herself:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my ass and I never get any peace.
The reason why I don't like you is because you're a sucker.
The reason I don't want you is because I want this other guy.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because it would save me the effort to get rid of you myself.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because you're worthless to me and my limbido.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because you'll never leave me alone after that.
The reason I chose my life is because you don't have one of your own.

 

[Kerensky]

dude....

....read the bible 20 times man. you need a swift kick up the ass!

 

[mobius]

God I hate how there is this whole "fine line" of truth and lies in a relationship. You can't just lie but you just can't tell the truth either.