How to Simulate Drunkenness?

[Pecker]

When I'm drunk I'm the BOMB! with ladies. Many of us are. I just don't give a ****e, and especially at parties, I dance and kino any girl I want, without fear.

Well goddangit, I just can't do this sober. It's nearly impossible. I wish I could get "drunk on confidence" but that ain't happenin. I get intimidated regardless, and no philosophy can change it. Can any of you relate to this???

 

[Player69]

Well, it is true that when you are intoxicated you tend to loosen up and your nerviousness goes away, but people can do stupid things when they are drunk also. If you were at least sober enough to recall how you felt at those points, I supose you could use a form of anchoring to psych yourself up for the next time you run into a girl.

 

[nan3109]

when im drunk im TOO confident and get on every girl

other girls see this, and playa alert goes off and then they'll just **** with me even though im pretty good looking.

 

[One on One]

I'm the coolest mother****er around when I'm drinking....I know it and everyone tells me that. I wish I could simluate it.