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How to satisfy your partner... The answer!

El brujo

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Hey guys, I got this forward mail from a friend of me, and I'd like to share it with you...

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HOW TO SATISFY YOUR PARTNER


If you're into girls: 1
If you're into guys: 2

1: If you say hi to her, do that with 3 kisses, and a hug.
2: If you want to rent a movie; he likes everything, except Drama!

1: A small token of love is always nice, so bring a rose with you.
2 When your boyfriend is down, you have to give him a big hug and say you love him.

1: your girls has to keep on liking you, so make sure this happens
2: You ask your boy something, and he says no...: Be glad he's honest and respect his answer!

1: You leave your girlfriend with a big kiss on the mouth, and then you tell her you'll se her again and that you can't get her out of your head the following hours.
2: Do you wanna be sweet for a while? Kiss him in the neck, or give some tender kisses on his ear.

1: If you're watching a movie with her, let her rest on you.
2: If you're watching a movie with him, caress him gently on the tummy/back.

1: If you want to go to the swimming bath with him, just ask her!
2 If he doesn't want to come along to the pool, then that's his choice, he made up his mind!

1: If your girl wants to go into a building or a car, open the door and let her go in first.
2: Only bring your boyfriend with you to the mall if you're about to try on some underwear.If you're about to try on something else: leave him at home!

1: Only touch her hair when you have her permission.
2: Idem dito.

1: Girls like to throw out their emotions, so give her the chance to do this!
2: There's a gamecomputer with the most of the partners, so play along a game once in a while, he'll appreciate that!

____________________________________________________My only remark here is: :D :D :D !!! Sorry if you guys expected a thread with some value.

bye
 

REDblueOI

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My response to this list:

1: If you say hi to her, do that with 3 kisses, and a hug.
2: If you want to rent a movie; he likes everything, except Drama!

Dont kiss just because your saying hello... its too cliche. Only kiss when you REALLY want to, that way when you DO kiss, it means something/is a lot more fun. NEWS FLASH... I like drama, and I'm SURE tons of other guys do, don't make generalizations ho.

1: A small token of love is always nice, so bring a rose with you.
2 When your boyfriend is down, you have to give him a big hug and say you love him.

Once in a GREAT while, and only for the soul purpose of spontaneousness. Better than a rose would be a surprise date to somewhere fun, that you could BOTH enjoy. When I'm done, a hug and some love would be nice, good call toots.

1: your girls has to keep on liking you, so make sure this happens
2: You ask your boy something, and he says no...: Be glad he's honest and respect his answer!

No ****. Definatly respect us, otherwise your ass'll b on the curb.

1: You leave your girlfriend with a big kiss on the mouth, and then you tell her you'll se her again and that you can't get her out of your head the following hours.
2: Do you wanna be sweet for a while? Kiss him in the neck, or give some tender kisses on his ear.

Same thing as saying hello, don't be cliche, it ruins the value of the kiss, and unless you are madly in love and she is too [like that ever happens], dont confess you cant get her out of your head. Definatly kiss my neck/nibble on my ear.

1: If you're watching a movie with her, let her rest on you.
2: If you're watching a movie with him, caress him gently on the tummy/back.

Duh. Caressing is good ;)

1: If you want to go to the swimming bath with him, just ask her!
2 If he doesn't want to come along to the pool, then that's his choice, he made up his mind!

Wait wait wait... if your a fela, and you wanna go to teh pool with a guy, just ask her? Now, if I'm interpriting this correctly, and I'd like to think I am, this is about the stupidest implication on the list. You don't need to ask your girl if you wanna go somewhere, just go, and expect the same of her. If he doesn't want to go to the pool, either you look bad in a baithingsuit, or hes about to see someone else in less than a baithing suit, either way, hunny, your ****ed.

1: If your girl wants to go into a building or a car, open the door and let her go in first.
2: Only bring your boyfriend with you to the mall if you're about to try on some underwear.If you're about to try on something else: leave him at home!

Sure, be chivilrus/ Actually, I enjoy shopping, fela's, just dont hover around your girl the whole time, walk around, leave the store, let her come find you, keep things interesting.

1: Only touch her hair when you have her permission.
2: Idem dito.

Touch her hair when the moments right, its great to lead up to a kiss. Baby, run your fingers through my hair all you want.

1: Girls like to throw out their emotions, so give her the chance to do this!
2: There's a gamecomputer with the most of the partners, so play along a game once in a while, he'll appreciate that!

Thats all well and good, self expression is a wonderful thing, jsut dont start whining, or I'll give you something to whine about. If you offer to play videogames with me I'll be completely astonished and aroused, prepare for 2 min of videogames where I fool aorund and let you win, then the most amazing sex of your life. Lol, chicks and video games.
 

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haha lol:
1: If you want to go to the swimming bath with him, just ask her!
I had to translate this text from dutch to English, so it's possible I made some mistakes. This line should have been:

If you want to go to the pool with her, just ask her!
 

xanderbaz:ice

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Originally posted by El brujo
1: Only touch her hair when you have her permission.
What the fvck does this board look like? GP.com? This certainly belongs there.
 

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If you offer to play videogames with me I'll be completely astonished and aroused, prepare for 2 min of videogames where I fool aorund and let you win, then the most amazing sex of your life. Lol, chicks and video games.
Word.
 

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Originally posted by El brujo
My only remark here is: :D :D :D !!! Sorry if you guys expected a thread with some value.
Apology accepted ;)
 

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this shiat is gay as hell

i dont even like/agree 1/2 the things they say for the girls to do

and rub my tummy? what am i a ****in stuffed animal?

you can rubby m stomach if your suckin my dik(you, meaing beautiful woman, not any wanna-be DJs on this site, sorry didnt mean to lead you on!)
 

El brujo

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Hey guys..., I didn't post this mail because I thaught it was so good! I posted it because I thaugt it was funny. Don't tell me that you think that I believe all that sh1t????
 

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quote:
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Word.
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Hmmm.....sounds like someone is takin my phrases
 
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