-Everyday at that one class dis ***** sits on my seat and does not leave (she has the class before that) so I will be left awkwardly hovering without a seat as I walk into my class
-Yesterday, she was at my seat so I decided to be an ******* about it and sat beside her and introduce myself and **** (take note: its a small seat)
-Today, I went and said “oh hey, AMANDA (not her name) thanks for warming seat for me, now get out”
-She laughed and flipped her hair and seemed (pretended?) to be offended coz that is NOT her name she went “Oh listen, that is NOT my name you f*cking f*ck!!!! And now you are telling me to get out my chair, I have 7 minutes left! You basically sat on me yesterday” I brought up my ****iest smirk and shrugged
-Most men will crumble under such pressure, but since the whole class is shaking their heads and laughing I went with it saying “oh you liked it!”
-The professor had to step in (he is one of those cool professors) and said “be nice, get up, he wants his seat” at this point we were chuckling at her
-She went “YOU TOO! F*CK YOU TOO DON’T EVEN GET NEAR ME!!! I have 6 minutes left!!!!”
-He was like “oh ok ok….damn, brother, go find another seat....we cant win this one”
-I laughed out loud and said “I guess its that time of the month”
-I can see her hiding her giggles and smiles under her hair f*cking around with her phone
-I sat at another seat for like 2 minutes then she got up and that is when I yelled out “HEY! MELISSA (not her name either) Where are you going? You have like 4 minutes left!”
-She said “F*CK YOU F*CKER!!! THAT IS NOT MY NAME!”
-I followed with “But I was just starting to like you!”
-At this point everyone in that class was laughing and I went “I think she likes me”
This girl is a soccer player at my Uni, so yeah high-testosterone on a girl= yisss!!!!
Hot, of course. Hence the chip on her shoulder.
So yeah I think I got it right lolol Next time I see her I can be like "Excuse me, Miss...I know your name *smirk*" and I can be like; "I sense that you need a drink...and fast!" and go from there. I shall NEVER apologize in fact if she brings it up I will be like "yeah I am very forward, arent I?" if she apologizes or says something about yelling at me I can hit her with "I thought it was adorable"
-Yesterday, she was at my seat so I decided to be an ******* about it and sat beside her and introduce myself and **** (take note: its a small seat)
-Today, I went and said “oh hey, AMANDA (not her name) thanks for warming seat for me, now get out”
-She laughed and flipped her hair and seemed (pretended?) to be offended coz that is NOT her name she went “Oh listen, that is NOT my name you f*cking f*ck!!!! And now you are telling me to get out my chair, I have 7 minutes left! You basically sat on me yesterday” I brought up my ****iest smirk and shrugged
-Most men will crumble under such pressure, but since the whole class is shaking their heads and laughing I went with it saying “oh you liked it!”
-The professor had to step in (he is one of those cool professors) and said “be nice, get up, he wants his seat” at this point we were chuckling at her
-She went “YOU TOO! F*CK YOU TOO DON’T EVEN GET NEAR ME!!! I have 6 minutes left!!!!”
-He was like “oh ok ok….damn, brother, go find another seat....we cant win this one”
-I laughed out loud and said “I guess its that time of the month”
-I can see her hiding her giggles and smiles under her hair f*cking around with her phone
-I sat at another seat for like 2 minutes then she got up and that is when I yelled out “HEY! MELISSA (not her name either) Where are you going? You have like 4 minutes left!”
-She said “F*CK YOU F*CKER!!! THAT IS NOT MY NAME!”
-I followed with “But I was just starting to like you!”
-At this point everyone in that class was laughing and I went “I think she likes me”
This girl is a soccer player at my Uni, so yeah high-testosterone on a girl= yisss!!!!
Hot, of course. Hence the chip on her shoulder.
So yeah I think I got it right lolol Next time I see her I can be like "Excuse me, Miss...I know your name *smirk*" and I can be like; "I sense that you need a drink...and fast!" and go from there. I shall NEVER apologize in fact if she brings it up I will be like "yeah I am very forward, arent I?" if she apologizes or says something about yelling at me I can hit her with "I thought it was adorable"
