How to get a hoodrat to feel you.

[AngryBlkMale]

yo whats good first you walk up to a bird like yo whats really good ma? wanna hop in the whip do you give amazing head whats good with the head game/pipe game. she might say yes she might say no but the point iz you gotta try tho. if she say yes just ask her is she wanna take the whole crew if you want her to if she say yes that mean she down if she no she aint down, you have to abort. but on the real, if she say yes you kno u got a tight chik thats down fo whatever.

 

[belividere]

get a life

 

[Triple X]

Yo, on tha real you say 'Fo Shizzle Bizzle!! Suck the mutha f***n dizzle yo!' and if she refuses, straight up kick that ho to tha curb ya dig!!

:crackup:

Consider yourself lucky. If where I live all I had to say was 'do you give amazing head?' and that was it I'd be a very happy man.

 

[lebRambo]

^^^^^

I'm just impressed Triple X was able to understand any bit of that. :crackup:

 

[Bonhomme]

:crackup:

Why is this guy banned? I can always use more laffs like this.

 

[sexualchocolate]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA! this has to be a white dude who knows his slanguage. Or maybe its Lil Jon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. Good material though.

 

[PeoplesChamp]

:crackup: OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. This should be pinned...I open this thread expecting it to be all serious...hahahahhahahahha good stuff...

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

There's a reformed hoodrat in my major. I'm thinking about attempting to game her. We already have good rapport and joke around. Good thing about hood ho's is that they aren't easily offended. They laugh at the sex jokes directed their way. She didn't even get mad when I told her she could work for me, but expect to be sexual harrassed and fondled.

 

[Faded Image]

Is it me or did this guy break a record of who can get banned the quickest? :crackup:

By far the worst tip ever

 

[Baseball05]

Bible material, great post man:woo:

 

[Triple X]

Originally posted by Baseball05
Bible material, great post man:woo:

Sarcasm??

 

[Baseball05]

Not a chance.

 

[Triple X]

Hahaha.

You're actually being sarcastic twice now, which is confusing.