How to get a girl to... whiten teeth, go to gym, and/or etc

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

this is a hypothetical question, because it has never came about for me

but i would love to know sometime down the road

how would you get a girl to:

- whiten her teeth
- start losing weight and taking care of her self again
- fix upper lip hair
- maybe dress up nicer/prettier/hotter when you meet her or go out with her (because, i guess some girls get TOO comfortable and think guys REALLY want a girl to let loose and be "down to earth" by wearing bed clothes... unless they wear nothing to bed... which would be hot)
- ect. (things i've missed... but are vital to know)

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how would you tell her non-offensively... and no, telling her straight up doesn't make you oh-so-suave... or a don juan... or alpha... or whatever those silly bullsh1t ranks people are making up nowadays.
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and if you're a joker... at least submit something useful after you post your lame joke.
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so give your advice, or personal stories!

 

[Stuntmann]

I've known - but not talked - to this neighbor HB5.956 for about a year maybe more. I don't even remember. She park her car near my stang and that would piss me off. I also know her mom, same thing, see her out sometimes.


Recently I had to give jump to her mom. Then some weeks later I saw this chick getting a jump and the guy couldn't provide. Since I was going out on my bike I came up and asked her if she needed help. So I start up her car, not anything with her. I'm pretty much uninterested. Other than some EC, I looked her up and down. She had those somewhat granny shorts. Then I checked her face out, some acne or whatever. She got no IOIs from me. But I got a ton from her. I left without saying a thing.


We have this thing, where I don't like her parking close to my car. She knows it's a major sin.


So presumably she waits 4 days for me to approach after that jump start. For whatever reason. After 4 days she changes herself. She now wears dresses. Sexy and elegant. Instead of previous slutty. She even gets my attention by parking as close to my car as she could possibly do.


She's hopping I'd go out to check out for dings and dents, so she could catch me there.



Thin legs are one of my things, so she's a chick I'm going to approach eventually. Probably an fclose the first time. She now owns me one, and I need to mail some big packages pretty soon, so she should give me a ride.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

hm, well seems like people care about useless things a lot more... judging from what threads are always being replied to.

"what songs are more afc than dj or alpha?"
"what percent of women are messed up in the head?"

in other words... bump.

 

[speakeasy]

Maybe find a girl who values her appearance for her own sake. If she's only going to the gym and staying in shape to attract a guy, then chances are, as soon as she's in a comfortable relationship, she'll lose her motivation to stay in shape. If she wants to stay in shape for her own sake because that's something she values, then she'll be self motivated to work out and eat healthier.

I'll tell you one thing, if I find out a girl's diet consist of a bunch of fast food that tells me #1) she probably doesn't know how to cook or doesn't want to which is a strike to me as far as long term material and #2) she obviously doesn't value her health and body if she's filling it with junk food and that's just the type of woman that is most likely to get fat after she becomes comfortable with you.