HoW tO bE aN aFc

[El brujo]

I'll write some of my own AFC experciences here, for the ones who have just subscribed to this site, and don't quite know how to act in a relationship.

Things you mustn't do that I unfortunately did:

-Call her four times a day
-When you call her, tell her at the end of the talk that you love her sooooo very much (and if she doesnt say it back asking her if she loves you too...)
-Travel 25kilometres to see her for a half an hour... (tip: if you'r e going to visite a girl, always make sur that the time you spend with her is at least double has much as the time you spend with her)
-Let her humiliate her in front of her friends...
-Forgive her the statement from above
-Forgive her if she cheats on you, and again and again...
-ask her to kiss you...
-ask her to hold you...
-ask her to help you when you're a bit depressed...
-Say you're sorry when you hug another girl
-Beg her not to break up with you when she's about to.
-Beg has much as you can not to go out with that boy who's in love with her...
-Make sur to use as much as possible routine in your relationship...
-walk after her like a little, loyal doggie
-Buy her as much as you can when she asks you to...
-Steal for her when she asks you to when you're in a shop...
-wait by the phone when she says she's gonna call in a half an hour...
-Anxiously wait by the phone when you had a fight with your Godess...
-Think of her when you get up out of bed, think of her when you're about to eat, think of her when you're going to bed...
-Phantasise about her before you fall into sleep...
-Say you're sorry when you spent some time with an other girl that isn't even your type...
-Don't go out when she's pissed that you go to party's so much....
-always say it's your own fault when you had a fight...
-(there are probably much more things that I can write down, but I should think very much but now I'm too lazy)

So, if you think THAT'S pathetic, read the ones underneath, but they arent my own experiences, I heard them from male friends or from girls who are in a relationship:

-Let her piss on your back when your having dirrrrrty sex...(!!!!?????!!!!)
-Masturbate when she's with you when you asked her to have sex and she said no...
-masturbate on the phone when she's talking to ya...( OH MY GOD!!!!!)
-...

AGAIN THESE ARENT MY OWN EXPERIENCES!!!!!!

If you guys want to, you can add some not to do stuff with the list

Bye!

 

[oakraiderz2]

What good does this serve?

 

[El brujo]

Woops made some mistakes:

Originally posted by El brujo
-Travel 25kilometres to see her for a half an hour... (tip: if you'r e going to visite a girl, always make sur that the time you spend with her is at least double has much as the time you spend with her)
-Let her humiliate her in front of her friends...

Make sure that the time you spend with her is at least double has much as the time you spent travelling to her

AND

Let her humiliate you in front of her friends


Damn I got to work on my English

Bye

 

[El brujo]

What do you mean oakrider?

 

[Leporello]

Don't forget these (not my own experiences, thank God)

- write her a note in the yearbook (not a handwritten one. one as a part of the publioshed yearbook)
- cut off your ear and send it to her
- write reams of gloomy poetry
- follow her around

 

[El brujo]

oh yeah, an other good one from a boy from my class:

-Cut in your wrists when your girlfriend breaks up with you and then act all pathetic against her....

 

[Pheonix:ScndrlReborn]

This has already been done

 

[El brujo]

oh thanks for mentioning. didn't know that, should check out the whole site but can't find the time to read it all

 

[Pheonix:ScndrlReborn]

It had like the exact same title too

 

[fragmentor]

Originally posted by Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
This has already been done

Like 5 squillion times.

 

[Eternal]

Bible Material!! Oh wait...nah, this serves some purpose, although you should have checked the Tips Forum...

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Useless.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by El brujo
What do you mean oakrider?

I mean, how is this gonna help anybody in a positive way???

 

[scales99]

hey, easy there guys! He's only been posting since april, so he hasn't had much time to learn the ropes. Besides, a lot of the posts on this site relate personal experiences in the hopes that they may help other people to change for the better. That seems to be what he's doing. There's no need to rip into him about it.

 

[UnexpectedTeen]

y not say to the girl(if you are an afc):
i re......really...really love you alot.......... you know that...??Please........oh lord please say you do(with tears in his eyes) ........ Please? i will give you every thing i've got....... including that limited collection action figure that i loved........ but not more than i love you......... erm.......... errrr.............. pleae please (in tears now) .......please dont leave me for that punk who's the basketball captain, i will learn to play basketball too if you say you like it, just say the word and i will go and learn it. (sorb sorb) Can......... Can i have a kiss from you?
(*NO!*)
but...but......... why??? we have known each other for the past 3 years 5 months 14 days and 2 hours.I have been showering you with all the gifts i could afford routinely. you seemed to love them ........ and me?..................................(tears flooding the town now)(Evacuation underway)
(*Any thing else to say?*)
wait................... wait please dont ggo........ go yet ...... Noooo Noooooooooooooooooooo

.........And he never saw her again....................

the end~

 

[Titus]

Originally posted by UnexpectedTeen
y not say to the girl(if you are an afc):
i re......really...really love you alot.......... you know that...??Please........oh lord please say you do(with tears in his eyes) ........ Please? i will give you every thing i've got....... including that limited collection action figure that i loved........ but not more than i love you......... erm.......... errrr.............. pleae please (in tears now) .......please dont leave me for that punk who's the basketball captain, i will learn to play basketball too if you say you like it, just say the word and i will go and learn it. (sorb sorb) Can......... Can i have a kiss from you?
(*NO!*)
but...but......... why??? we have known each other for the past 3 years 5 months 14 days and 2 hours.I have been showering you with all the gifts i could afford routinely. you seemed to love them ........ and me?..................................(tears flooding the town now)(Evacuation underway)
(*Any thing else to say?*)
wait................... wait please dont ggo........ go yet ...... Noooo Noooooooooooooooooooo

.........And he never saw her again....................

the end~

Hahahahahahahahaha, that's a good one. But...
The only sad things here is, that you all think (well, i hope not) that punk of the baseball captain is the universal truth and nothing but the truth. Sorry boys, it's not. It's just as fycked up as the poor slob who'll have to keep on swingin his bat solo, but in a different way. But the outcome... the same thing. More or less.
Wake up, people.

 

[El brujo]

Thanks scales.

btw:

y not say to the girl(if you are an afc):
i re......really...really love you alot.......... you know that...??Please........oh lord please say you do(with tears in his eyes) ........ Please? i will give you every thing i've got....... including that limited collection action figure that i loved........ but not more than i love you......... erm.......... errrr.............. pleae please (in tears now) .......please dont leave me for that punk who's the basketball captain, i will learn to play basketball too if you say you like it, just say the word and i will go and learn it. (sorb sorb) Can......... Can i have a kiss from you?
(*NO!*)
but...but......... why??? we have known each other for the past 3 years 5 months 14 days and 2 hours.I have been showering you with all the gifts i could afford routinely. you seemed to love them ........ and me?..................................(tears flooding the town now)(Evacuation underway)
(*Any thing else to say?*)
wait................... wait please dont ggo........ go yet ...... Noooo Noooooooooooooooooooo

.........And he never saw her again....................

the end~

--> I was kinda like that a few months before I've got introduced to this site. Now I look back with a lot of shame on it, and I think no I'm sure that will never happen to me again. Damn, right now I can't imagine myself to ever act like this again against a girl.

 

[scales99]

sure, anytime