How old would you go for a FB?

[STR8UP]

So the last few weeks I have met up with a female friend of mine and a couple of times she has brought along a single friend of hers.

The first time I met her she started chatting me up, asking my age, where I'm from, the usual, all the while eying me like a big cat eyes a gazelle.

So she tells me where she's from, blah, blah, and tells me she is 57 years old

We all went out again last night for my friend's birthday, and she brought the hungry cougar along.

Now my female friend and I flirt like crazy, and she's a CHICK, so she likes the spotlight to be on her. I have pulled other friends of hers before, but I have to be subtle about it. Kind of like when you hit on a chick you gotta make her friend happy or nobody is happy

Anyway, I was on point last night, having a great time, and the cougar comes up behind me and grabs me pressing her big ole' t!tties up against my back and groping my chest like she means it. The whole night i could see her looking at me, and every now and then she would rub her foot against my leg, or offer to go get me a drink, etc.

I'm getting ready to hit up brunch with them and thinking about sliding her my business card with a wink and a smile

The only thing is that she is 57!

Dude....I don't think I have ever had sex with a woman over the age of 32-33!

I mean, she IS attractive for her age. I would hope that when I am in my 60's that I would be able to find women who are as attractive and in shape as she is, but 57???? That's WAAAAAAYYYY out of my usual demographic. I tend to stick to the early to late 20's crowd, with a few 30 somethings mixed in for good measure.

How old would you go?

 

[DJDamage]

That's way too old for me.

Just the thought of boinkin' a woman that is old enough to be my mother, is turning my stomach upside down.

Even if it was an easy pvssy I rather go out to the bars and take my chances and pick up some young hot flesh then a sure thing with some old maid.

 

[KontrollerX]

We're guys.

All that we care about is that she is hot and legal.

18 year olds are our territory but any woman of any age is also our territory so long as she is hot.

So hit it for sure Str8up.

 

[Juando]

Sounds like you need to get out of your head on this one.

Go out with her, alone, and set it up so that it's a fun outing.

Then you'll know if she's just attractive or if she is attractive to YOU and how much.

If genuine attraction is there, well, nature will take care of the rest.

If not, you had fun and no more guesswork.

The two women I'm interested in most right now, one is 28, the other around 50. They are both attractive to me for different reasons but they are both hot. I'm on the other side of the equation from you age-wise but the dynamic stays the same.

 

[sodbuster]

So, would you rather hit a fat 20 year old? Get the age thing out of your head,or ship her up here

 

[STR8UP]

Man, I've never been the target of a woman old enough to be my mom!

She's actually cool though, and she doesn't look or act her age. I would say she is in the top 3-5 percentile looks wise for her age group. She looks better than most 40-45 year old women. Definitely a catch in her day.

At brunch she mentioned several times about meeting up for a drink, helping me to pick some paint colors for my condo, hanging out more often, etc. I guess she's going through a divorce and looking to make some friends.

Anyway, got her business card and she has mine. I'm gonna call her up and see if she wants to help me "pick some colors" later this week, hehe

So, would you rather hit a fat 20 year old? Get the age thing out of your head,or ship her up here

I know, it's just one of those things that I never would have seen myself doing for whatever reason. I mean, I'm used to being around women in their early to mid 20's! I guess it could be a welcome change.

 

[sodbuster]

May need to be packing some personal lube, Tend to dry out with age sometimes.

 

[ketostix]

Well if she's hot and still has some sex appeal left, I say hit it if you want to. I doubt I'd make it a FB situation though. I think 50's is definitely hitting the limit though for a younger guy. I'm all about younger girls, but if a woman is hot and in her 40's or so she can be doable. Palin is 44 and doable, no disrespect intended.

 

[Mr. Me]

I was going to answer with "Mother Teresa" again. Don't know why, but that seems to work as a handy universal answer for your "what kind of woman..." threads. Instead, I'd say the oldest would be... six hours after pronounced dead. Sorry. Old joke.

 

[Asteconn]

Anything that is legal* and is hot

* 16+ in the UK

 

[MacAvoy]

I'm disappointed that you need validation to fvck a women you find attractive. Who cares if she's 20 or 60 as long as she's hot and desirable.

Personally they are some hot celebs in their 60's that I'd bang without even blinking.

 

[STR8UP]

Take one for the team and let us know what to expect in next 30 years.

Funny, but it doesn't answer my question.

Incidentally, I'm not looking for approval to do something here. I have honestly just never even contemplated the possibility of an upper age limit despite the fact of having observed the "limits" women place on men, and how they go right out the window when the right guy comes along.

Actually, a couple of people have alluded to the fact that even trying to contemplate an upper limit is self limiting.

In the past if you were to have asked me to put a number on it I think I would have probably said "50". That's why I like asking myself these kinds of questions. It points out self limiting ideas you didn't even realize you had.

Now if we are talking about women for a serious relationship, I would hesitate to put an exact number on it, but lets just say that the chances of me getting involved with a woman over 40 would be pretty slim. I don't have plans for kids anytime soon, but I wouldn't put myself in a position to rule out the possibility.

 

[MisterSinister]

I would never go that old... women that age have pretty much no looks, I don't think I have ever met a woman that age that was attractive. Even John McCain's wife, who looks pretty good for her age- not sure how old she is, I would not bang because she does have a lot of wrinkles.

 

[STR8UP]

I would never go that old... women that age have pretty much no looks, I don't think I have ever met a woman that age that was attractive. Even John McCain's wife, who looks pretty good for her age- not sure how old she is, I would not bang because she does have a lot of wrinkles.

I googled pics of Mccain's wife. She's good looking for her age, but you can tell she's in her mid 50's. The one I'm talking about looks like she could be in her 40's.

This question is individual and cannot be answered universally.

The bottom line is if you are not exclusive, you MUST keep yourself abundant. If your options are limited, this older lady becomes an option now. You continue to build your harem while recycling for better quality candidates.

I agree with your abundance mentality. I would never become exclusive with a woman old enough to have given birth to ME. I'm just curious about other people's opinions. Me? I'm going with a lot of the other posters who say it doesn't matter as long as she is attractive.

 

[#41]

What you mean to say is "The parts I can see look 40" -- there is probably a world of hurt waiting underneath.

 

[jophil28]

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I'm getting ready to hit up brunch with them and thinking about sliding her my business card with a wink and a smile

The only thing is that she is 57!

Aww,go ahead. Do your bit for the elderly. Think about yourself at that age. Wouldn't you appreciate a BJ from a thirtysomething hottie in 20 years time?

 

[decades]

hmmm I am wondering if you will be able to keep your emotions out of this. You say you can but I am not so sure. You seem pretty enthralled by her already. And of course, she is meeting you "more than half way". Both Kontroller, who says beware of women where it just seems "too easy", and I talk about this circumstance. Do a forum search on that....She also is not divorced. I have a feeling that, because of the uniqueness here, it will be hard to keep her just as a booty call, as is your intent now.

 

[squirrels]

Age is irrelevant. If she gets my wee-wee hard, she's FB material.

I've had one-night stands with women into their 40s. I'm 29.

 

[STR8UP]

Aww,go ahead. Do your bit for the elderly. Think about yourself at that age. Wouldn't you appreciate a BJ from a thirtysomething hottie in 20 years time?

Haha....true. And I'm sure there will always be one out there who is willing!

hmmm I am wondering if you will be able to keep your emotions out of this. You say you can but I am not so sure. You seem pretty enthralled by her already. And of course, she is meeting you "more than half way". Both Kontroller, who says beware of women where it just seems "too easy", and I talk about this circumstance. Do a forum search on that....She also is not divorced. I have a feeling that, because of the uniqueness here, it will be hard to keep her just as a booty call, as is your intent now.

Enthralled? No. Intrigued? A little.

We'll see where it goes, but I'm a big boy

 

[MacAvoy]

but I'm a big boy

Thats not what SHE told me!


But I think this is hilarious and think you should check to see if its true

What you mean to say is "The parts I can see look 40" -- there is probably a world of hurt waiting underneath.

I bet dollars to donuts though that you don't got what it takes to close this broad.