earthshyne
Senior Don Juan
I"ve been lurking for quite a while now, and figured it's about time I took my thumb out and contributed. So, from bitter personal experience, I offer the following for your consideration:
HOW NOT TO GET INVOLVED
Yea, yea, I'm a chump. So sue me. But you can rest assured that I won't make the mistake of being considerate and kind again.
HOW NOT TO GET INVOLVED
- Shovel her driveway when the snow flies;
- Take care of her two wee kids for as long as she needs, no charge;
- Buy her a DVD player for xmas and a new VCR for her birthday;
- Spend time listening to her as she complains about her ex-husband;
- Tell her the truth... that you're crazy for her and that the short-term fling you had with her was the best sex you've ever experienced;
- Get her flowers on occasion, and buy her groceries and other necessities from time to time;
- Support her in whatever manner she needs it; and,
- Take her garbage out when she can't manage it.
Yea, yea, I'm a chump. So sue me. But you can rest assured that I won't make the mistake of being considerate and kind again.