How many women have you all seduced?

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Which includes kissing (not just a kiss but actually making out for an extended period of time), sex, dating and whatever else.

Currently I'm somewhere between 90 - 110. I figure there's a prize if you get to 150 that includeds a bronze statue of Leon Phelps, Afro and all and a supply of aftershave.
 

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wow of course this is gonna be the thread none of the guys hear post on.
 

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Whatever phat said goes double for me. Guys, don't post on this thread, it's just going to get stupid;)

I've seduced like 200 of em. Words of warning

grannies can really do some wicked gumming.
sleeping ones don't have any good plumbing, so make sure you bring your own lube.
The drunk girls are prone to flopping off of you while you horn em

I think I deserve the sleeze prize, just drop it off on my local dumpster, I'll be rooting through there tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll find a new issue of hustler in there if I am lucky
 

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Whatever phat said goes double for me. Guys, don't post on this thread, it's just going to get stupid;)

I've seduced like 200 of em. Words of warning

grannies can really do some wicked gumming.
sleeping ones don't have any good plumbing, so make sure you bring your own lube.
The drunk girls are prone to flopping off of you while you horn em

I think I deserve the sleeze prize, just drop it off on my local dumpster, I'll be rooting through there tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll find a new issue of hustler in there if I am lucky
Stay away from my grandma!
 

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I re-read the first post -- and I'm not too sure of the exact number of how many I actually suduced w/out actually trying.

Mimes count...right?
 

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Seduction is the subtle art of leading... in these terms seduction is leading into lust.

Just a form of subtle trickery everybody uses for one reason or another...

If I counted seducton upon the number of women who I could have slept with by asking her to "share my bed tonight" or "give myself to them" My numbers wuold be far higher than simply admitting to the number of times I have allowed my body to control my emotions.

In terms of sex, 13 so far this year(sex), 40+ this year(kiss), 80+ this year(heavy kino). Dating... sexually, in my lifetime, 0... intimately, in my lifetime, 0... as friends in my lifetime, every woman I have ever spoken with.

I am a beautiful man, I hope you can see past the cover.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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