How Many Women Actually Fall For That Line?

[spanky]

I just got back from lunch. While I was out, I decided to come at this broad. I used a line that I devised several days ago and used it with success to get some number from a couple of ladies. They both laughed and gave me their numbers so I decided to keep using it until I get bored with it.

However, after using the line on this broad that was waiting in line at the restaurant she asked, "how many women actually fall for that line?"

I smiled and replied, "Well, once you give me your number, it will be one."
She shook her head and grinned. I know she was expecting me to deny the line and I think by me owning up to it, it lowered her guards.

Anyway, after adding more charm and humor, I did get the number but I am trying to think of a better comeback after a woman asks "how many women actually fall for that line?"

 

[chlywly]

First of all next time you tell a story about a line, TELL US THE LINE! Second of all that was a good come back.

 

[spanky]

Thanks. Good lines travel too quickly in the world of dating.

 

[dionysius_d]

If you devised the first one, you have the ability to devise the second.

 

[spanky]

Well, according to ChlyWLy, I guess I did.
I should just retire and write pick-up lines and combacks to them once you are busted using them----Nah, I'll keep my day job.

 

[Starman]

Wait a tick!

You come here reading everyones techniques and tricks..but dont want to share your own??

Welcome to America!

 

[spanky]

You come here reading everyones techniques and tricks..but dont want to share your own??

Hey, Star, I contribute around here up the @$$! You know this. Can there be just one thing for the Spankster?

 

[cootielicious]

If you devised the first one, you have the ability to devise the second.

This is like saying that someone who can write a love song should also be able to do a free-style rap song. Coming up with a pick-up line and a good witty reply are two different things. One does not always come with the other.




-My body is too cootielicious.

 

[Starman]

Ive heard that "Does that line work on everyone?" from a movie..I cant think of which one..but when I do!

I will know your secret line

 

[dionysius_d]

Originally posted by cootielicious
This is like saying that someone who can write a love song should also be able to do a free-style rap song. Coming up with a pick-up line and a good witty reply are two different things. One does not always come with the other.

Hmm No.

Its like saying that someone who can write the first verse of a love song can also finish the rest of it.

If you want help in writing something, you usually have to hand over the first part, before you can receive help with the second. Not everyone can use psychic mind reading techniques.

 

[spanky]

Ive heard that "Does that line work on everyone?" from a movie..I cant think of which one..but when I do! I will know your secret line

How? My line comes from the sick and demonic mind of Spanky Spanthatass Spankson III. How it will travel from my mind to yours will be interesting to find out.

Hey, where is the ol' ball and chain, Starsky? I thought you and Malibrew was inseparable.

Damn, This forum is getting kind of chatty now. That's what happens when you reach past a certain threshold with women members, I guess.

We may have to start screening new members with certain questions to let us now how far we are going over the threshold.

Question#1:

If you had to view only one single sight for the rest of your life, what would it be?


If the answer is any thing besides a set of women's breasts, we know that the new member is either a woman or gay and should be subjected to further testing.


Question #2

You just worked a 48 hour shift and you are dead tired by the time you get home. Once you enter your house, you notice your sexy next door neighbor is lieing naked on your couch and she wants to screw your working-man brains out and then spend a night. Do you:

a) Say go home.
b) Say let's talk first.
c) Take her to bed immediately, screw the hell out of her until it is time to work the next morning.
d) screw the hell out of her and send her home immediately after you release.
e) Lets do it in the morning.


If you answer is any thing besides C or D (with C being the best answer for endurance/testosterone reasons), you are either a woman or gay and should be subjected to further testing before membership is allowed.

Any man should answer a waterfall of these questions with 100% accuracy. Well the gay guys may trip over some.

Anyway, we have some cool chics around now but there is bound to be some psycho chics that will walk thru the registration door asking us to communicate more with them and help out around the house.

See, I told you I contribute around here, Starman.

 

[Quick]

Originally posted by chlywly
First of all next time you tell a story about a line, TELL US THE LINE! Second of all that was a good come back.

I've read the whole thread, but the quote above still captures how I feel.

 

[spanky]

If you want help in writing something, you usually have to hand over the first part, before you can receive help with the second. Not everyone can use psychic mind reading techniques.

Oh, I see, wine god----use my original line in the reply.

 

[dbot]

I got an awesome reply, but I'll just keep it to myself