I love texting. Just the other night I was texting with three women at the same time to negotiate sex. I had to choose which one to spend the night with so I went around and around and took the best offer. Got me a massage, sex, and taken out for breakfast the next morning. The other two girls spent the night alone.
I couldn't have had all those conversations at the same time over the phone. I felt like friggin Donald Trump except, instead of negotiating for real estate, I was negotiating for p*ssy. It was enormously fun and memorable.