How do you un-mog yourself in a situation like this?

MatureDJ

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I was reading an article about the stupid submarine that imploded, and there was the picture of the crew of legitimate USN vessel. Look how this manlet is mogged. The top of his head doesn't even make it up to the Chad's (strong) jaw.

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Look at the smile on that manlet! I bet he had sex with a secretary or something right before this photo, nobody would suspect he gets laid after all, super incognito.

You can see the jealousy of those tall guys insecurely smiling back. They know they should get laid a lot more, but they're just too awkward to get anywhere with women. They're insecure because this little manlet is just glowing with confidence and anyone can just smell he has had some recent pvssy.

Being a manlet is far superior you should know. Some women will pretend they don't want one, but secretly it's their highest sexual fantasy. The small man with an ego larger than the universe. This man fvcks, the picture proves it, he's the closest one to the submarine so he must be really important don't you think?
 
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