How do you deal with this type of ****block?

[ALevelUp]

I've been having this recurring problem while I'm flirting with girls. My friend will come along and start acting gay (not like the stereotypical lisp, but he'll sit right behind me with his legs around me, or he'll just wrap his arms around me, etc).

I deal with it and go along with it for a bit to not let it mess with me, but I always end up getting more uncomfortable first. The problem with this is that all of a sudden he gets more value from the girls I was talking to and he starts getting more attention from them. He AMOGs me, if you prefer the term.

How should I deal with this?

The way I see it, I can go either:
A. Just straight up tell him to stop/f*ck off
B. Continue until he's the one that feels uncomfortable rather than me
C. Ignore him

 

[LearningSlowly]

You've got to reframe it. He's not being obnoxious, he's giving you an opportunity to get physical with girls. I think I have a line that will kill at this next occasion.

When he comes up behind you, and you feel him touch you, say, "Oh yes thank god you're here. Will you be a doll and rub my back? *then to her* here, we'll do a chain. Turn around."

Free backrub

EDIT: Thought about it. If you alternate in the chain, which is normal, you'll be in the front, and she'll be behind him, rubbing his back. I think the best way to deal with that is to invite another girl whose back you can rub, with "Hey! Come join!" She probably will if there's already a hottie involved.

 

[novaknight]

You block his mouth with your c0ck, and see if he still wants to ****block you by being homo.

 

[ALevelUp]

Thanks, I like that idea. I like how you don't see it as something negative, but instead an opportunity. Need to get into that mindset myself, haha.

Today, for example, I was with two girls: one of them sitting on my lap and the other was holding hands with me and playing around. I was sitting on stairs at the time. The guy comes up from behind and sits on the stair right above the one I'm sitting on so he's like right up against me.

The girl sitting on my lap goes "Oh am I interrupting something?" jokingly and the guy goes "Yeah, we were having a moment" also jokingly. Even though it was all joking around, she goes "OH! Sorry! You can sit here then!" and gets up. The girl that I was holding hands with me goes "I should probably stop too then!" and lets go and just sits down.

It totally killed any sexual tension that was going on. I did try to make it sexual again but it didn't work, and I felt like I was getting too needy so I just dropped the whole thing. I could see what you suggested totally working, especially since there were 2 hotties with me already.

 

[ALevelUp]

You block his mouth with your c0ck, and see if he still wants to ****block you by being homo.

Ahahahah
So make HIM uncomfortable first?

 

[Mindgamez]

Aww man!
Well, next time don't be needy. What I would've done is that I would've grabbed her by the hips or something.

And for your friend well, I don't know... if he's really your friend, he'll understand if you tell him to go away. If not well, I don't know what to do. Just ignore him or find a way to be higher value than him.

 

[DanZy]

Go along with it. Me and my mate do this all the time and it's funny as fvck

 

[NorwegianDJ]

This sounds like me. Sorry bro.

Just pinch his cheeks. Rub his nose. Grab his ass. Hump him up to a wall.

Or when he does it to you, you can just not react AT ALL. He's not even there. You won't deny his presence by refusing it, but in your mind he wont be there. Continue as normal.

 

[Amo]

But it's usually more fun to just go along with it.

Don't look at every one of these things as a ****block - look at it as an opportunity to have fun and strength a bro-lationship.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

This sounds like me also. I pick guys up and start slamming them on walls. It's funny as.

I like Learning's idea. Another good one is to shout "Not in public!" like proper shout, then whisper loudly a time and place.

 

[The Libertine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8G7BlzBZI

DO THIS! He'll never dare play that again!

 

[ScottMustaine]

Here's a line a like to use on girls and guys when they are retarded.
-shout-

No (name), I DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW ME ! NO!

-starts moving away-