how do I...

[glass half full]

...get my "best friend" to quit bragging about how gawd dam super large his w@nker is?
I mean, I've heard this shyt since we were teens. Obviously his is bigger, he's 6'2 and I'm 5'6.

But for Gawd's sake! Bragging recently that he was so big that he ripped an ex's vagina so bad she had to have it sewed up. I feel like telling him he should be a fvcking porn star. He makes it sound like he's got the biggest dam spank anywhere. He doesn't see things like we do here when it comes to women and relationships, thus his track record. I like to go after 6.5s and up. He will settle for a 2.5 that lives 90 miles away and spend every day with her, even if we've made plans. He tells her his whole gawddam life history on the first date (just to spite what I tell him what I've learned here). Proud of being hardheaded. My FB emails (2 important ones) this week get totally ignored for bagging a hag. Even though it shows he's on there every hour. Starting to really pizz me off.

 

[Fruitbat]

...your height has nothing to do with it.

I am 6'2, 200lb and mine is bang on average, or slightly less than average. It's nothing to write home about.

I think it's a point of annoyance for a lot of guys because there is nothing you can do, you will be riddiculed if you're smaller. Body shaming is A-OK in today's world if it's d1ck size. You can't say a woman has a fat ass. However, they can have a good chuckle openly about guys "not measuring up" on TV etc. Also, because women now watch porn, they are schewed by this. I think they don't understand the average size and assume anyone under 9 inches is small. Then, once they've had it, they miss it.

I wonder how many male suicides were down to this? I have heard quite a few stories of men's wives and GF not being satisfied, look on women's forums, it's a regular topic (my BF is too small, but I love him etc) As if she has the entitlement to an above average penis, what is the guy thinking?

Your d1ck looks way bigger if you're short. Your body size I don't think governs it.

Benefits to not being huge:

- I've been with tiny women so I was huge in comparison, and seeing her in pain isn't fun, nor is not being able to rut properly.
- Deep throat is much easier
- Your woman doesn't just want you for your d1ck.
- You develop skills which will serve you well long after she is bored with Mr Huge one dimensional rutting
- Women's sexual literature isn't as focussed on penis size as you think.

However, all things being equal it's much, much better being big.