how do i take full advantage?

[trav_trav]

my and my girl are taking a break until she gets back from college wich is in exactly two weeks. i screwed the female over royally lied to her in such. i need to somehow restablish this whole trust bit. in two weeks shes coming home. and by coming home i mean to where im from. shes gonna work at some girl scout **** all summer. you see this leaves me with huge advangate. she knows absolutly nobody in this city. shes working at this all girls bit which means no other males around for miles. and shes gonna have to rely on me for transportation. so my question to you is this: how can i take full advantage of this whole situation?

 

[Starman]

is this the same girl that said you are "too funny"?

bahhahahahaha apparently not

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Tell her to Touch your vagina... *shrugs* ...you said it worked with the other chic.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
Tell her to Touch your vagina... *shrugs* ...you said it worked with the other chic.

Well, maybe it worked for the stand-up comic he ripped that line off from.

 

[Starman]

who was the stand up comic?

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Please tell me that someone besides me has heard all of trav_trav's jokes before on Comedy Central.

 

[Demon]

I have.

 

[Oscar Wilde]

He's going to have to re-register to get a straight answer, isn't he?

Oscar.

 

[trav_trav]

lets stop ragging on trav for a moment and give him some much needed advice

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by trav_trav
lets stop ragging on trav for a moment and give him some much needed advice

I don't know if this counts as advice, but the combination of a few things:

• Your use of lines from stand-up comic acts as a testiment to how "funny" you are
• The fact that you paid careful attention to factors inhibiting this girl's ability to cheat on you (all-girl camp, no guys around, has to rely on you for transportation)
• Describing all of this as a need for you to "take advantage of this situation"
• Your own admission that you "screwed over" your girl

all tells me that you are highly insecure with both your relationship and yourself and you need to really evaluate yourself and repair some fundamental flaws.

 

[Starman]

If you want my advice..trust cannot be regained by trickery or a magic potion.

Sit her down , tell her "I know I lost your trust, I fvcked up, and I want to try to work this out"

Then dont call her again until she calls you.

and stop with your horrid jokes..maybe she will come back quicker.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

How do we know Trav ain't that comic?

 

[trav_trav]

starman that was beautiful. you truly tell it like it is. and i thank you for stopping the ridicule and giving me some good ol clean cut advice. you are a man among boys.

 

[trav_trav]

also ya just gotta love that inlaws fella dont ya? he keeps it real. for shizzle bizzle.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by trav_trav
shizzle bizzle.

WTF? Maybe you can cut that sh*t out too.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
How do we know Trav ain't that comic?

Because I watched that comic and I know that he had an IQ in the triple-digits.

 

[jbbrain]

Giovanni,

you've come back as the flame queen. Go work on your relationship or something

w-w-w-w-wack

 

[Demon]

lol

well that's the first time i've ever seen gio been called a name... except when i'm doing it.

 

[jbbrain]

demon, really?

Cuz Im about to start a thread all about it

 

[TheCloser]

trav_trav shouldn't ask questions anymore