How do I hide my boner

[Boner da Stoner]

penial rigomortis at inappropriate times(in front of hotty boss these days)

it seems that i get hard quite frequently in school. i don't know if its the fantasizing about railing the teacher in front of the class, or maybe i just haven't rubbed one out in a few days. either way, it sucks when i get a boner in class. i usually wear basketball shorts which makes it damn near impossible to hide. any advice on how to cover it up?

ps: that reminds me, some kid at my school got suspended for wackin it during class. and i know a girl that got fingered during class. and 2 people at my school got suspended for ****ing in the bathroom. feel free to share any similar stories.

PPS: sometimes when I get so wrecked I can't get it up, any suggestions on how to get and stay...?

 

[The Master Disaster]

I dont know what to tell you. Just think about "Little House on the Prarie" That ruins my boner real quick.

 

[Super FLY Guy]

Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times

 

[Smooth Player 056]

Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times

LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs

 

[Super FLY Guy]

Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs

Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.

 

[Phat]

Buy UnderArmor Underwear from a sports authority store.. its elastic underware and its pretty comfortable

 

[Anirak]

Or just wear it proudly, and act like it's not even there. It will take a lot of balls, but if you do it with confidence then it won't really matter. This is probably only a temporary solution though, because it would get old after the first few times.

 

[aftershock]

Perhaps you need to masturbate more frequently.

At least you're not impotent. Think about it that way.

 

[The Master Disaster]

When people notice say "Don't Act like your not impressed"

 

[RaWBLooD]

Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.

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WTF? THAT WOULD HURT. I JUST LET MY STICK GO TO MY WAIST IF I SERIOUSLY DONT WANT SOMEONE SEEING I GOT A HARD ON.

 

[Deadly_Assassin]

wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs

dude, that would kinda hurt and still show thru jeans that you got a boner.