how can i b alpha male

[metrhoe]

I JUST WANNA B ALPHA FFS

 

[~JC Jedi 007~]

Use MAVEC!


Darth Jerkson

 

[Bourne]

You can't. I got your testes in a jar and I am not given them back.

 

[Bloke]

Alpha is over-rated

But being Alpha is about you being natural & doing the thing syou want to do basically. The best start you can have is reading Pooks "Secret of the Jerk"

 

[Zombie]

Shave your ass hair.

 

[Eccentric]

And put icey hot on your balls!