Hottie Describes 'Chad' Dream Boyfriend

[Gamisch]

Why do we knock people for describing a dream mate? That doesn't imply that's what they actually demand or feel entitled to...if that's the case with her then obviously she's delusional though.

That said, I cannot fathom why anyone would have an eye color preference.

Because its not realistic. And its a representation of how most women think.

Even if you or me will get her, it won't be enough. She already stated what she wants. Everything else is just a place holder.

What would really be astonishing is when a woman says she just want a hardworking, loyal man that protects her. Because then all of sudden we ALL feel like she's a realistic option.

 

[The Duke]

Her list may be valid... lets see how she pairs up.

Can she cook?
Can she clean?
What's her bodycount?
Is she a feminist/will she submit to this individual?
Is she going to be cool with this dream man sleeping with other women and her?
How many children is she willing to bear?
What's her gag reflex like?

If we all started requiring these things for committed relationships we could change some things.

 

[Murk]

I think she's hot, but will turn into gaunt Skeletor in a few years

 

[xavier_2000]

Tupac with a degree/successful business.

someone said Xavier?

 

[xavier_2000]

I'll let her tweet do all the talking and share her photo...

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Never take this hoes criteria lmao chances are she would make this dude wait and play games.

U never wanna go into boyfriend category this hoe prolly has been thru club promoters and photographers lmao

 

[xavier_2000]

Never take this hoes criteria lmao chances are she would make this dude wait and play games.

U never wanna go into boyfriend category this hoe prolly has been thru club promoters and photographers lmao

No joke. I have a friend she’s a girl and like tells me how she curved this LITERAL CHAD dude who’s 30, has a Lambo and g wagon and took her out on dates, good looking and jacked.

SHE CURVED THIS CHAD for a broke college kid who lives under his parents basement

Whenever a hoe puts out this bs criteria list she is either:

A hoe that’s ran thru

Or

a “boss babe” masculine hoe who wants to retire and realizes she’s no longer capable of keeping up

 

[xavier_2000]

Any hoe who has done a whole entire photo shoot and is not a model is a hoe that’s ran thru and looking to settle down

when they post on the iG they just advertising and looking for leads lol

 

[SW15]

Margot Robbie's testing the waters here? heh

That's an anonymous twitter handle using Margot Robbie's photo.

The real Margot Robbie is 32 years old and is about to turn 33. She has been in the same relationship since 2013 and married since 2016.

An anonymous Twitter handle using Margot Robbie's photo has no basis in reality.

I think the person (we don't even know if it's a woman) behind it purposefully created that unrealistic list to attract attention and views.

This would be true if the person in the photo is Margot Robbie. We have an unknown person who is either a woman or impersonating a woman with a list of demands that might be or might not be realistic.

Can she cook?
Can she clean?
What's her bodycount?
Is she a feminist/will she submit to this individual?
Is she going to be cool with this dream man sleeping with other women and her?
How many children is she willing to bear?
What's her gag reflex like?

All relevant considerations.

Whenever a hoe puts out this bs criteria list she is either:

A hoe that’s ran thru

Or

a “boss babe” masculine hoe who wants to retire and realizes she’s no longer capable of keeping up

Some person seems to have wanted attention and clicks.

 

[bat soup]

I'll let her tweet do all the talking and share her photo...

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She's gonna have to go without because I hate New York.

 

[MatureDJ]

That said, I cannot fathom why anyone would have an eye color preference.

The World's 1st Chad:

 

[itouchyou]

$300k in Manhattan is not that much money. Play with this cost of living calculator to adjust it to other US cities.

Man, people's standards are completely out of touch on the internet. $300k after taxes and 401k/medical/hsa is $13,700/month.

For a single guy, a nice apartment would cost $4k/month with utilities. Food might be $1500/month if spending lavishly.

That leaves $8200/month for discretionary spending or saving.

How is that not a lot?

 

[SW15]

Man, people's standards are completely out of touch on the internet. $300k after taxes and 401k/medical/hsa is $13,700/month.

For a single guy, a nice apartment would cost $4k/month with utilities. Food might be $1500/month if spending lavishly.

That leaves $8200/month for discretionary spending or saving.

How is that not a lot?

Are you considering New York state taxes and all local taxes in that calculation? New York is a high tax area.

I could live well on $300,000/year in New York City. I wouldn't want to live in New York City though.

$8,200 a month is pretty good if that is an accurate number, but would it be enough to get a lifestyle to impress a bougie woman in NYC? A lot of these bougie women have their own jobs.

 

[itouchyou]

Are you considering New York state taxes and all local taxes in that calculation? New York is a high tax area.

I could live well on $300,000/year in New York City. I wouldn't want to live in New York City though.

$8,200 a month is pretty good if that is an accurate number, but would it be enough to get a lifestyle to impress a bougie woman in NYC? A lot of these bougie women have their own jobs.

Yes. That is after all NYC taxes.

In my opinion impressing a woman with money is a low value move to begin with. I wouldn't go into an interaction like that regardless of how rich the woman was.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Man, people's standards are completely out of touch on the internet. $300k after taxes and 401k/medical/hsa is $13,700/month.

For a single guy, a nice apartment would cost $4k/month with utilities. Food might be $1500/month if spending lavishly.

That leaves $8200/month for discretionary spending or saving.

How is that not a lot?

Not sure where you live but that’s not reality in any of the big cities on the left coast. You’re off by -30%.

 

[Slag]

Meh..... Not my type

 

[itouchyou]

Not sure where you live but that’s not reality in any of the big cities on the left coast. You’re off by -30%.

I'm not sure what you're getting at. That isn't my salary, that was in response to someone saying $300k isn't a lot of money in NYC. I just plugged $300k into a salary calculator and after all deductions in NYC it came to $13,700/month.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

I'm not sure what you're getting at. That isn't my salary, that was in response to someone saying $300k isn't a lot of money in NYC. I just plugged $300k into a salary calculator and after all deductions in NYC it came to $13,700/month.

What I mean is that where I am an ENTRY LEVEL, 1br apartment you’d be ok with bringing friends to starts around 4500.00/mo and includes nothing. A tank of gas is close to $100, everything is more expensive than people think. The poverty line here is 140k.

 

[Fruitbat]

“Not a trust fund owner - self made”

I bet you any money you want that that stipulation is negotiable. Stick a gulf Arab with a Ferrari in front of her and she’d be on her knees in no time

 

[Fruitbat]

Good listener = Listens to all my moaning about other women I know. Also means “does what I say”

good planner = If anything goes wrong it’s on him. The plans will be mine, but he’s culpable for the delivery of them. This is essential as her main specialism is in asking for things and then devoting hours to criticising and critiquing what he does.

Women like this remind me of that Simpson sketch where Smithers is pedalling a tandem for both of them, gets stung by a bee to which he enters a severe allergic reaction and Mr Burns says “it’s on me to solve this situation - the only way I know how” and then proceeds to shout and berate Smithers and boss him to pedalling himself to the hospital.

loves running and reading = she thinks a self made man earning 500k a year has time to read

 

[SW15]

What I mean is that where I am an ENTRY LEVEL, 1br apartment you’d be ok with bringing friends to starts around 4500.00/mo and includes nothing. A tank of gas is close to $100, everything is more expensive than people think. The poverty line here is 140k.

How does anyone work at McDonald's or Walmart and live in the Bay Area or NYC? There is a need for low wage labor.

In Dallas, adequate 1 bedroom apartments in reasonably safe neighborhoods are $1,400-$1,500 now. That's the bare minimum of safe and decent. A $1,400 - $1,500 one bedroom in Dallas will be 40+ years old with an outdated look and feel. It won't help for seduction but it might not hurt depending on the rest of your attraction-seduction game. You wouldn't want to be 30+ in one of those basic 1 bedrooms I described. A somewhat impressive but not super amazing one bedroom apartment might be around $1,800-$2,100/month.

Dallas prices sound a lot better than San Francisco area or New York City area prices but the locals in Dallas are feeling that Dallas is getting quite expensive.

If a hottie was in Dallas and listing Dallas criteria, she'd be starting her income requirement around $150-$175k. It's not easy to get that salary in Dallas.

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