Horrible, Embarrassing News

[Don Ronny]

Well, I guess promiscuity is really over-rated. I just got diagnosed with gonorrhea.

argh

I always knew there were risks with all the random chicks I was screwing even though I always wear my jimmy hats. But I tell ya, getting this disease is very sobering!

I'm in bad shape right now, but at least this is a curable thing...for that I am grateful, cos now I have a second chance to be smarter about this.

Let it be a lesson to all you budding players out there...I never thought I would be quoting PR_L on this one, but homeboy was right...

SAY NO TO HOES!

 

[AFK Protector]

what hapepns now. you can't **** anymore?

 

[AverageFC]

holy **** dude

 

[AFK Protector]

yo I thought this couldn't be cured...what is going on.

 

[Jvesti]

**** man, I feel for ya

Did you have symptoms or something?

 

[Don Ronny]

I probably shoulda posted in Health and Fitness...oh well. Here is all you need to know about the disease...

Symptoms of Gonorrhea

The early symptoms of gonorrhea often are mild, and some people who are infected have no symptoms of the disease; this is one reason why it is so readily transmitted. If symptoms of gonorrhea develop, they usually appear within 2 to 10 days of sexual contact with an infected partner, although a small percentage of patients may be infected for several months without showing symptoms.

The initial symptoms in women include a painful or burning sensation when urinating or a yellowish vaginal discharge. More advanced symptoms include abdominal pain, bleeding between menstrual periods, vomiting, or fever.

Men usually have a whitish-yellowish discharge from the penis and a burning sensation during urination that may be severe. Symptoms of rectal infection include anal itching, and sometimes painful bowel movements.

Diagnosis of Gonorrhea

Gonorrhea is diagnosed through gram stain, culture, or rapid test (DNA probe).

The gram stain involves placing a smear of the discharge on a slide that has been stained with a dye and then examining it under a microscope for the presence of the gonococcus.

The culture test involves placing a sample of the discharge (usually from a man's urethra or a women's cervix) onto a culture plate and incubating it for up to 2 days in order to allow the bacteria time to multiply. The accuracy of this test depends on the site from which the sample is taken. Throat cultures and rectal cultures may be done if infection of these areas is suspected.

Treatment of Gonorrhea

Because a high proportion of men and women who have gonorrhea also have chlamydia, the goal of treatment is to cure both infections. Your partner(s) should be treated at the same time you are.

Treatment for uncomplicated gonorrhea consists of antibiotics, including ceftriaxone, cefixime, ciprofloxacin, or ofloxacin for gonorrhea along with azithromycin, doxycycline, or erythromycin for chlamydia.

Basically I am on antibiotics and cannot have sex till this completely clears up.

The hardest part of it all is that now I gotta go through the embarrasment of calling all these hoes to let them know the deal...its not fun but its the right thing to do.