Hooked up with a Penthouse girl, next her?

[Apathetic Nerd]

About a year ago I was moving to the Ft. Smith area. I decided to check Myspace for people in the area to make friends with. A girl caught my attention and I started talking to her, small talk with no signs of intention. Two weeks after moving there I moved back to southern California and ended up in the military. After getting out of boot camp I found out she was living near by and we made plans. I get to her house and she comes out smiling and hands me an issue of Penthouse still in the wrapper. She opens it and tells me to go to a certain page, and there she is wearing everything God gave her. 9 pages later I look back at her and we chat a bit about it. (I'm sure there should have been some line breaks in that but this is just a train of thought.)

We hang out all night and end up getting a room. She pays for it. We drink and make out all night. I'm sure I'll hear that I should have fvcked her but my sex drive is pretty lacking. Next morning I drop her off and tell her I had fun. We make plans for the next weekend.

Next weekend same thing for the most part, I bring some friends and she brings a 4-hose hookah. She gives me a lap dance while "I'm in Love with a Stripper" is on and then pulls me into the bathroom for some sexy time. We crash out in one of the beds.

The next morning my friends wake me up at 6 and tell me they have to go to work/school. I wake her up and tell her that we leaving. She kept insisting I stay. We drop her off and I head back to the recruiter's office for my last day there. She calls me later, mad that I had to go and uses one of my friends, a girl, as a scapegoat.

I was back in training so we didn't talk much for the next 3 weeks. I get an email from her saying I lied to her and that she couldn't excuse it.

Since then I sporadically reply to her bulletins, but haven't gotten any response.

Basically I'm just looking for advice.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Which issue, what page and what's her real name.

Me smells a bit of bullsh!t here . . .

 

[Dilberto]

I second that. What an outrageous first posting. Let's see some details, here....

 

[Moofahsa]

Weird **** like that happens sometimes. I've been in several situations that are unbelievable (not getting penthouse girls or anything)

But anyhow

**** it man, some hoe like that isn't worth the trouble. Probably HM as hell

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

I'm not sure what happened to my old screen name so I just made a new one.

Which issue, what page and what's her real name.

Me smells a bit of bullsh!t here . . .

May 07, pg 128. Allison.

 

[Hero]

a link to the penthouse girl next door myspace would be nice, to see if you're bsing us or not.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Troll Alert!

 

[Sandow]

I was back in training so we didn't talk much for the next 3 weeks. I get an email from her saying I lied to her and that she couldn't excuse it.

Since then I sporadically reply to her bulletins, but haven't gotten any response.

What do you need advice on? Pretty obvious here, you stopped talking to her, hence she moves on. No rocket science here.

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

Hero: Even if I gave you her myspace address, it wouldn't prove anything.

Gangster: Yes I am a troll.

Sandow: I just wanted to hear someone here tell me so I'd trust it. My friends don't have game, coming here is what helped me.

 

[skirtChaser]

I think this is the same guy who posted he had anal sex with whoopy goldberg.

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

Whoopi Goldberg? No thanks.

 

[ketostix]

Well I looked it up and she wasn't even the pet of the month for May 07. She could have been in the penthouse issue but she was just a fill-in.

 

[Phyzzle]

Kids, today we can work on our critical thinking skills.

Why does this story make no sense?

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

Ketostix: I never said she was Pet of the Month.

Phyzzle: I left alot out for brevity.

.... I swear I only clicked that once.

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

Double post.

 

[Phyzzle]

Phyzzle: I left alot out for brevity. If you want more details be specific where.

So you reserve the right to change your story whenever you want, since any part could have been altered for "brevity" before.

Anyway, this woman has a copy of Penthouse from May that she hasn't opened (it's November). She has it sitting right by her door, so she can hand it directly to some stranger from Myspace she's never met before, whipping it out before saying a word to him.

(Hey guys, it's not that I care, but he kind of called me out there .)

Painfully obvious that this guy is retired_dude, the "gay prostitute" troll with 75 IQ.

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

My first face to face meeting (when she gave me the mag) was in April.

 

[Phyzzle]

So after the last 6 months of not even attempting to call her at any point, you come here asking if you should Next her? And instead of asking what to do about "this girl I met on myspace", you launch into a discussion of how you "hooked up with this penthouse girl, no seriously guys."

This is the slowest-witted troll ever. I mean, you just came up with a random month and page #, not thinking that it was 6 months ago. Plus, you said that she got a hotel room - because when you were writing the story, you forget that you were already at her house. Lame, I'm outta here.

 

[Apathetic Nerd]

If you're not considering the possibility of me being truthful, how can I argue with you? I'll post as much pertinent information as you ask for.

I tried calling twice and got no answer. I accepted it as 'busy'. Military life takes up alot of my time and I have other girls but ****.

This still doesn't prove anything. If you want to keep calling bull****, nothing gets accomplished.

 

[Chaotixxx]

"Allison" turned into "Georgia"? And Im sure this supermodel is fvcking some random guy on myspace. Pathetic... Fabricating stories for the sole purpose of validation from random people on a forum.