Hook up report -- Jamaican girl

[jakethasnake]

I got sick and tired of boning white and Asian girls, so I decided to go for some chocolate a while ago.

This was the second time I hooked up with the Jamaican girl. She is a virgin, and before our first make out session had never even kissed a guy. This time around I got her to take off her top and bra, and I sucked on her tits and fingered her thru her pants. I tried REALLY hard to get her pants off too, but after almost 2 hours of persistent nudging and distracting (I tried to suck her tits while unbuttoning her jeans -- she stopped me all 4 times I tried), I gave up.


I mean, it was a definate step forward, but I was left with blue balls again. It sucked! I do understand that she's a virgin and very inexperienced, and to go from not-one-kiss to sex in 1 week is too much. I understand. Perhaps I might be able to finger her the next time we meet up.


But here's the clincher -- she also said later (while we were cuddling) that she would not give head. I find that unacceptable.


I'm considering cutting my losses and not see her any more. What do you think?


Also -- to the brothas -- so is it really true that most black women don't/refuse to give head? That SUCKS!

 

[-Zero_h0uR-]

Dude... If she's serious, then I would have to say NEXT. I mean. Maybe if you wanna get an F-Close, but I dunno. That's gonna take a while, from the looks of things.

I expect my girls to shave, and at LEAST give head. Swallowing is almost manditory, too. I dunno, that's just me. If the girl isn't up to what I want, why should I waste my time with her?

Don't settle. You're a DJ, for crying out loud . You can get other girls who will do what it takes to satisfy you.

-- Zero-

 

[jakethasnake]

Yeah, you're right -- I have thought of those things too.... but here's the catch...


...I've nevere de-virginized a girl before. This would be a nice chance. I'll be here for summer school for a month, and so will she. I think this gives me some time to work on her for a bit, and maybe convince her to sleep with me. That's why I'm conflicted. I feel like if I put a little more effort into it, I can take her virginity.

 

[-Zero_h0uR-]

Oh. Well that's something every man should experience given the opportunity .

Give it a go, then. But of course, don't put all of your energy into her, but I know you already know that.

Have fun with it, bro.

-- Zero-

 

[GinuwineXXX]

Also -- to the brothas -- so is it really true that most black women don't/refuse to give head? That SUCKS!




That's a sterotype it's basically up to the girl not race. Playa

 

[The Wiz]

I got sick and tired of boning white and Asian girls, so I decided to go for some chocolate a while ago.

I'll be here for summer school for a month, and so will she.

Out of curiosity, was this black girl a really close friend of the gay guy just down the hall who kept trying to get into your pants? Is the summer school you mentioned heavily promoted by a prof who's obsessed with Mongolia? If not, ignore this.

If I'm right in guessing that I already know you, based on your username and on this info, just forget about the girl, and be careful around my former roomate (shudder). That would probably be the wisest choice even if you're a different Jake at a different school who hooked up with a different black girl. There are plenty of other cherries out there to pop (and even some chocolate-covered ones, if you're so inclined), and they won't all put up so much of a fight; try a freshman girl in the fall.

Also -- to the brothas -- so is it really true that most black women don't/refuse to give head?

I don't know any more than you do whether this is true, but since we're already being stereotypical, I suspect that they're just accustomed to the, ahem, equipment of their own race, and are afraid of either choking to death or having it leave an exit wound in the back of their head.

 

[jakethasnake]

Wiz,

In all honesty, I am not that Jake you speak of. There's no denial of identities on my part, honest. I know because I haven't been acquaintances with a gay person in many months (I don't remember any in recent memory), and this is the first black girl I have ever approached.


Btw that comment about the "exit wounds" was hilarious!



**Update**

I was shooting hoops and relaxin when she was me on campus and came up to chat me up. We made plesant convo and flirted on the grass by the courts, and later she told me "wait here" and left. I thought she was going to bring some food to eat or something, but instead she turned up with another GUY.


Now, I didn't even flinch, because I have my emotions totally in check. If she walked away tommorrow and never spoke to me again, I wouldn't even blink. That's my mental state, and I've already conditioned myself to detach myself. So therefore my emotions have always been safe.


The thing is, I would consider this girl a 6. So my attraciton to her isn't as strong. Therefore this CHICK TEST she pulled (This guy was white -- I just say that to describe him -- was clean cut, and seemed like a very nice dude. We played horse together while she watched.) But the interesting thing is that this actually LOWERED my interest level further, because my gut reaction was, "PLEEZE GIRL. You aren't even that high up in my bullpen, but you pull a TEST on me?" Maybe the DJ principles are making my ego too big? Could that be what's going on?


I thought this because she really isn't that high up in my priorities. Therefore her shiat-test almost seemed AUDACIOUS in my mind, like "how dare she, a girl who's only a 6 on my list?"


I dunno, I guess this might be different for girls (the DJ Principles say so), but how do you DJs feel when a less than "above-average" girl pulls the "bring-another-boy-around-to-arouse-jealous-reaction"? I personally feel turned off. I guess I am allergic to the DJ Rules or something, LOL.

Do other DJs get turned on or their interest level rises when girls pull this specific test? What if she's only average on your scale?


I've always been curious about this.


(PS: She asked me to go to the movies with her, so I know that she's still interested in me. I just think that she's playing harder to get, because she feels her level of power/control slipping away. I've had access to her body too easily, and I think she senses that and wishes to regain some control. That silly, SILLY wabbit. She just has no clue who she's dealing with. )

 

[b_elusive_eyes]

SNAKE....

YOU AINT GETTING ANY BOOTY...YOU ARE A VIRGIN YOURSELF...ANYBODY THAT GOES ON HERE AND GIVES DETAILS OF THEIR CONQUESTS IS BULL..****TING...COME ON BRO.....GET REAL....WHAT WOULD A JAMAICAN SWEETY WANT WITH AN ASIAN RICE PICKING TURD....GO RENT A PORNO...STINKY

 

[jakethasnake]

Hehehehe.....

*shakes head*


Any one else? Comments? This is too much... LOL!!!!

 

[stallion]

Jake, no offense but sometimes I feel you're around the borderline between Jerk and ****y....

but yeah, I know you're trying to get some advice though but it would be better if you reword your posts so that you're not trying to brag about being tired of boning the same kind of girls...

 

[jakethasnake]

Stallion, no offense taken. Modesty hasn't been my strong suit as of late. Like I said, maybe my DJ-ism has really pushed by ego to new dimensions. Oh well.

Btw, what I said above doesn't sound HALF as ****y as some of true gems I've heard during my tenure on this site. Why single out my post? Just curious.


Now, I'd appreciate some CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms, to go along with your colorful comments.


That goes double for you, B_elusive_eyes -- DOWN, boy, down.

 

[Quick]

Giving head has no correlation to race. Inexperienced girls of all colors think they pull that off. After the first or second guy dumps them, they always reconsider. I don't know of any sexually active girl that doesn't give head, and most of the girls I know are black.


Where did this other girl come from? Was he hidden in her backpack? Please be a lot more descriptive on who he was, why she said she brought him, and what happened.

 

[b_elusive_eyes]

Virgin China Man!!!!

Anyone else here believe this Snake character is a China man who gets no play and tosses off in the corner with his math homework?

 

[stallion]

thanks,

its just a thought and my personal opinion after reading many of your post, jake.

Yes, I've been here for 2 years and I've seen posts that are more ****y as you say but those people tend to be a jerk born from AFC. (AFC reverts to full blown jerk after getting ripped up to shreds) So I won't even bother reading their posts that much

As for a constructive criticism, I only suggested this so you can get a better feedback from fellow DJs.. because DJism shouldn't be directed against us DJs! Especially ****iness that goes into the realm of jerks.

Oh one last thing, I'm not a racist or anything but you're also asian like me so

 

[BMW]

Is it jake the snake or Jake the Liar?

 

[jakethasnake]

whaddaya mean, kiddo?

 

[jakethasnake]

Anyhoo.... damn queers.


I'll respond to your questions and elaborate a bit more on this Jamaican girl, but I'mma do that later.... I'm not in the mood to type long posts.

 

[TheCollector]

Dude Jake sounds like your wearing her down man. If you keep applying steady pressure its a matter of time before she gives it up. Try cutting through the anti slut defense by saying sex is natural and all that. Also keep doing what your doing by making her feel that she is at the bottom of the bullpen and that she has to fight for your attention. Keep us posted bro