Hmm a MARRIED chick....

[NewMan]

Friday night - out with the guys in a local bar.

I come back from the restroom and these girls have bought my friends and I a drink. So I check them out - there's five of them - mostly ugly - but 2 of them are about a 6. Older girls. I went over, thanked them for the drink - that was that.

My bussy hasn't got laid in a LONG time, so he wanted to go over there straight away.

I told him, no way, there will be other, hotter girls later tonight (the place was filling up). Anyways, he insisted and he asked me to back him up.

I wouldn't normally go for these girls, but I back my buddies play when he needs me. So we join the girls - chit and chat - and they buy us a couple mroe drinks - cool.

an hour later the are moving on to a bar/club to dance. They want us to go - I tell my friend lets chick it here. But nope, he wants to go. So I tell him straight - If I leave, your going to get laid - no Fvcking around, you pick it up and you ride this baby all the way home". He agrees and we leave.

I'm wing man, so I follow my bud's play. We dance hang out and drink. He's getting it on with one of the girls (big hair, 40's, really not the good looking) meanwhile I'm getting it on with another of the chicks.

It get's pretty crazy, she's telling me she's completely shaved down there, and as we're at the bar, she takes my hn and guides it down her pants - oh yeah, she's hairless all right.

Time to leave. We all go outside, then and there the bomb hits. They can't leave with us? Why I ask - you guys married? (being all ****y) - Yeah, they are married. WTF? Married. Where's the ring? oh, they took their rings off......

Fvck. Married chicks? What up?

My firend is drunk, he doesn't care, gives them our phone number and address (we are roomies).The chick I was with hands me her card with her cell phone and come to kiss me before she leaves - which I pull away from.

They are carpooling home with their friends and promise to get their car and drive back.

Thank God they didn't.

Now, before they left the chick told me that her and her husband have an understanding. Thay they both play away from home and that I don't need to worry about a thing - that I should call her.

Myself, I don't think I want to go there (boyfriends yes, Husbands no) - my friend says I should call her - what do you guys think?

 

[princelydeeds]

What do you wanna do? What do you want from the chick?

 

[hb]

chill man, I remmember my whole family errupted once when my aunt cheated on my uncle and im sure there are plenty of members of my family that would kill the guy she cheated on him with. Thats bad, and i believe that what comes around goes around,you get with this chick and one day your wifes gonna cheat on you.

plus, didnt u say that she wasnt that good lookin?

 

[NewMan]

>>>>

Thought about this today -

Married women are off the plate - so I'm not going to follow this up.

If I do, then I'm setting myself up for trouble - I don't need any **** when there are plenty of single women out there.

I feel better for writing about it.

Over and out.

 

[Mozart23]

The most dangerous thing about "dating" a married woman is that you put your fate in her hands. You may cover all of your tracks, never call her, ask her to not call you from her home or cell phone..etc. However, chances are pretty good that she will screw something up, she may or may not even tell you about something, and then you will have a very very angry husband coming after you and all the world will be on his side.

I've done this once and man did it turn out ugly. It was an ugly 6 months in which I had an armed and very unstable husband after me.

His wife finally told me that he finally took some kind of medication for him to calm down enough to work on their marriage.

So, as exciting as you would think it would be to shag a married woman, just go into it knowing that you will have to watch all of her steps too or she WILL forget or do something to trigger the angry husband trauma.

 

[BobbDobbs]

I think there are some married types who want to taunt their hubbies with an affair to pull some kind of drama/jealousy thing.

On the otherhand, I think there are a lot more married types who are frustrated and just want something outside the prison they find themselves in (kids, etc.) They are much more willing to be discrete because it'll cost them a lot if they aren't.

 

[Slickster]

I wonder if she has any kids?

I hate people like that.

 

[NewMan]

Don't know if she has kids - and am not wanting to find out......

 

[DJ_Dork]

going after married women is uncool and un-dj.

frankly you are deemed a loser which is a level below afc.

 

[princelydeeds]

Originally posted by DJ_Dork
going after married women is uncool and un-dj.

frankly you are deemed a loser which is a level below afc.

You are deemed a loser for speaking on behalf of everyone else. Who are you to say what is "un Don Juan?" To each his own, if it makes him happy and the woman is down for it, life is short I say do whatever makes you happy.

 

[NewMan]

DJ DOrk....

going after married women is uncool and un-dj.

Perhaps you should read the post in full before you post a useless comment:

Did you read this?

Time to leave. We all go outside, then and there the bomb hits. They can't leave with us? Why I ask - you guys married? (being all ****y) - Yeah, they are married. WTF? Married. Where's the ring? oh, they took their rings off......

I think not. Part of being a DJ is knowing what the hell your talking about.