her weight lol

madgame

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Hey guys..I got a lil question. If you' re lying in bed with a girl and she tells u that she worries a lil about how she gained some weight or whateva, (but you dont even realize that she did) what r u supposed to say? Should u tell her theres nothing to worry about and that u think she got a hot figure blabla cuz thats what I would do (without overdoin it tho) or does that come across a bit too needy?
 

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The only answer you should ever give to a chick who is worried about her weight is:

"I think you look great"

Stress is put on the "I" part.

This way you make her feel lucky to be with someone who appreciates the way she looks.

You might think she looks like she's putting on a few pounds and so does everyone else but this way she wins and you win.

*Unless of course she is really fat
 

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Originally posted by madgame
Hey guys..I got a lil question. If you' re lying in bed with a girl and she tells u that she worries a lil about how she gained some weight or whateva, (but you dont even realize that she did) what r u supposed to say?
"Baby, your body is like a tropical paradise. I could slap your thighs and ride the waves to your sheltered cave"
 

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Use c&f, or even something cheesy like "Ah, just more of you to love".
 

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whenever they say that it is because they are in seek of compliments.

Give em what they want to hear but very short.

like

Am I fat?
No

Do u think I gan weight?
no

Use monosyllable words as much as possible.

This will give her what she wants to hear but not exactly - she wants to hear that no, your beautiful, no, <insert something cheezy here> type of stuff.
 

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Or you could do what I did, go out and find a woman who doesn't say stupid **** like that.
 

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Agree with BP on this one. Edited my post as I was threadjacking.

Oh nevermind.
 

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There is only one thing to do when confronted with a women who complains about her appearance to you and that is to tell her what she wants to hear.
Thats what she wants . for you to make her feel good.
if she asks you if you think she is fat tell her no.. that you think she is beautiful.
even if you think she has gained a few pounds ..
never tell her what you truly think on these matters because it is always death. Only tell her what she wants to hear

Case in point.
once when i was going out wth a girl
we past a lady on the subway who was about 200 pounds . so my girl asked me if she was that fat would i still love her.
jokingly i said i had to think about it. and even though i told her i was kidding she was really pissed.
to make a long story short it turned into a huge stupid fight.
If i had just told her what she wanted to hear i could have avoided all the stress.
From then on when ever a women askes me if she is fat or to tall or to short or whatever she is feeling upset about i tell her what she wants to hear.
And life has never been happier :)
 
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