Help. Meeting Girls While Delivering Pizzas

[2c2bt]

I meet some really hot girls at my job doing pizza delivery in Miami Beach.
There are lots of rich people there, and lots of hot girlies everywhere. This can make driving pretty difficult because people crash from staring at hot girls.

I often deliver to real godesses. I was wondering if anybody had any advice on how to open with these lonely hotties that I bring pizzas to, and seduce them.
I was thinking along the lines of making them laugh or something. But I can't seem to think of anything useful. I'm an afc, and still need alot of work on my seduction skills. Any advice would be great.

Sometimes I also pass my some really really hot girls in the lobby or elevators too.

I once got a girl's phone number while she was walking her dog in the middle of the night, but she told me she had a boy friend. She gave me her number to call her if I had any extra pizzas to sell for $5.

Note, I don't really care about getting in trouble for talking to girls while working. As long as I can get my practice in, that is the most important thing. I could care less about any rules against flirting with customers if they had any. Thanks!

BTW, Hit me up whoever is in Miami Beach!

 

[snintel]

Dude, you're a pizza boy. It ain't gonna happen. Move along.

 

[Tkman]

lol

 

[il_duce]

Last night I ordered a pizza...and a chick delivered it. And she was hot!

It was pretty sweet. True story.

...

But to answer your question, you can start by reading the DJ Bible. It won't be easy to pick up chicks as a pizza delivery man, but it is always possible to pick up chicks in ANY situation, you just need to practice.

I will advise you to not use canned lines, because girls can tell whether you're being yourself or just putting up a facade. The reality is, it WILL take some work to improve your inner game to the point where picking up chicks comes naturally.

To summarize: READ THE DJ BIBLE

 

[BrotherAP]

Originally posted by snintel
Dude, you're a pizza boy. It ain't gonna happen. Move along... Says the lonely virgin as he masturbates into his sock.

I just accepted a job as a pizza boy, and I'm stoked as hell. My roommate used to deliver pizzas and it got him tail all the time. Here are some tips from him:

-When she answers the door, start with a joke (hopefully you're a quick thinker for this one - he said one of his favorites was "Somebody order a pizza boy?")

-Tease her. Be polite, friendly, and charming. Same rules as a waiter trying to get a big tip. Make her enjoy your company.

-Tell a story about how exciting your job is. Often times they'll make it easy to segueway into this by apologizing for something "Sorry for paying with so much change" or "Sorry I don't have a bigger tip for you." Then just tell her the funniest story you have relating to whatever she fed you - I can't give you the story. You should have some. Even if she doesn't make it that easy for you to lead into, if your conversation skills are decent you should be able to do this pretty well.

-If she seems interested, laughing, and seems to be digging you, follow up your story by casually mentioning that you've even let somebody you delivered to ride with you once or twice, and it was a good time. That lays the bait - if she show any interest in this idea at all, invite her to come with you right then. If she says "ohh, I want to but I can't" then she's probably telling the truth (they usually have company, if they're orderin pizza). That's fine, say "well, maybe another time. Give me your number, I'll take you with me sometime"

All this conversation should take place during the business transaction - like she'll be digging through her purse, or you'll be counting the change to hand back to her. If she seems impatient and not into talkin to you after the first 20-30 seconds, don't launch into any stories because she'll start to feel obligated to stay and talk and might get rude or be inclined to tip less (and, let's face it, if she wont do you the least she can do is tip you well).

My friend scored a lot of babes this way - not to mention a lot of fat tips. Try it out, let me know how you do, and keep in touch with me as I'll be tryin as well. But I don't start driving until a week from Monday, so I'll have nothing to report yet.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by snintel
Dude, you're a pizza boy. It ain't gonna happen. Move along.

:crackup:

Delivering to a college campus or something is one thing. Delivering to rich snotty hotties in Miami Beach is another. The pizza-boy uniform kills the deal right there...unless she's REALLY hard-up for some action...and you're attractive. (think about it this way...if you looked like Brad Pitt and came to the door delivering pizza, even the rich girls would cream over you...work out, look good, even when you go out on deliveries).

If they don't show you buying signs, you're better off trying to catch them at the clubs on the weekend than on-route.

Other than that...don't sweat it. Rich and hot or otherwise, they're still pink on the inside. Honestly...it's not worth losing your job over a failed or awkward pass that made a customer feel uncomfortable.

 

[BrotherAP]

Dilevering to girls on a college campus? No my friend dilevired pizzas in a stuck up little rich town that has the highest P.h,D per capita in the world and is amongst the top ten in average household income and home value.

But... don't take my word for it. Girls would never do a pizza boy

As for losing your job - if your good at reading body language, you won't hit on a girl who's not receptive. If the first words out of your mouth make her laugh, chances are that you've got nothing to worry about. Otherwise she just wants her pizza, oh well. Life goes on.

 

[CHOCOLATE(COLA)]

Originally posted by snintel
Dude, you're a pizza boy. It ain't gonna happen. Move along.

positive attitude.
GET SOME.
or leave.

 

[TxCowboy]

Sounds possible ... u better have your gaming skill hight though

 

[Aaron B]

Originally posted by CHOCOLATE(COLA)
positive attitude.
GET SOME.
or leave.

word. Talk about a limiting belief...

I deliver food from restaurants as part of my job. I've already run into several women who have been attracted to me. But I work for my friends company and I can't hit on the customers at all.

I'm on women who work at the restaurants and places I deliver to.

 

[duke007]

A VERY senior guy at my company told a story from his teenage pizza delivering days to me and another guy last weekend.

It was back in the 70s, the days of free love. He was invited in to a house holding the pizza and led to the lounge room, where a hot girl was lying completely naked on the carpet. Being nervous and inexperienced with women he mumbled, "where do you want it?"

Her and two others then started teasing him about his nylon pizza boy pants and trying to pull them off. He said it was his biggest regret that he didn't stay.

The way he told the story made it believable.

 

[2c2bt]

Thanks for the feedback.

This guy that used to work at my pizza store came tonight. I don't know him because he was before my time. He came probably looking for extra pizzas, and talking to the other employees.
We stay open till 1:30am, but lock the doors at 11am, and serve through the windows. But he came with 3 really hot girls. I just went about my business, and passed by. I don't know where this former pizza guy got these hot girls. I didn't know what to say to them, so I just left on my delivery.

 

[DJHoolahoop]

I've heard something about chicks delivering pizza's. Usually guys get their gf's, assuming they're hot, to deliver the pizza for them so that when a guy gets it from her... he's more likely to give her a tip, most of the time bigger than what he'd usually give a guy. Think about it.

 

[S-lemond]

Originally posted by snintel
Dude, you're a pizza boy. It ain't gonna happen. Move along.

hahhaha wear a sticker that says, side job o somethin

 

[&UWlNoMeByThTrlOPusy]

dude i hear if you jizz in a chicks food and they eat it they like fall in love with you or somethin

 

[GodsGiftToFatBirds]

Haha its quite funny that this has come up today cos I've just got a job today doing pizza delivery round a university campus.
Just about half an hour ago went out in the van with one of the other blokes for a sort if induction. He was driving like a nutter trying to show off and nearly crashed it into this car doing a wheel spin on some gravel, i was pissing myself laughing at him.

I'd agree with what BrotherAP said about getting them talking and getting them laughing, think an excellent default stories to have up your sleeve too would be one where you casually mention giving someone a lift round campus in your van (ie so its not meant to be the main part of the story) to make them interrupt and go 'Oh wow, you give lifts round campus in your van' or summat like that, then you can just take it from there.

I'll post some pizza delivery field reports when i actually start working!

 

[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by &UWlNoMeByThTrlOPusy
dude i hear if you jizz in a chicks food and they eat it they like fall in love with you or somethin

It never hurts to try..... matter of fact, that's a good idea there's this girl I really like........

 

[avrilishot]

intersting

 

[escobar04]

just go and see how they do it at www.bigsausagepizza.com

good luck bro!

 

[white_hype]

make up some story that you just "have to share" on your way to her house

or just go really direct

"listen, I am really busy and I'm going out to some parties this weekend, but can I ask you a question?
her- yes
are you single?
if yes, cool, well why don't you give me your number and if we click on the phone then maybe we can go get some coffee together

if no, have a nice night

however this could get you in some trouble if they call your boss to complain for trying to fvck them lol