HB11 Has VD!!

[guittarjedi]

My former one-itis is a blonde 20 year old HB11 on a scale from 1 to 10. I'm not exaggerating when I say that she is the most beautiful, angelic looking girl I have ever seen and after web surfing super models, playmates and actresses I've seen them all. She looks like Jessica Alba but slightly better.

She is also secretly the sluttiest girl I've ever met. She works with me and she tells my friend everything she does sexually. She has admitted to having sex with over 50 guys. I work with 3 of them. One who told us she gave him permanant genital warts.

It is excruciatingly painful to work along side your physically ideal woman for 8 hours every single day knowing that she is damaged goods. For a while I was literally on the brink of madness. I don't know why life has dealt me such a cruel irony. I've tried to come up with some reason that she was put into my life.

I HAVE learned that you can't judge a book by it's flawless cover, but I still feel I'm being tortured every day.

-Guittarjedi

 

[MadenQ]

word of advice, dont eff this chick, unless ur willing to die from sum lame disease.

 

[guittarjedi]

I would never take that chance knowing what I know about her. I've always been very afraid of catching anything permanant through sexual contact. I freak out just getting a zit on my lip because it looks like herpes!

I always used to think that extremely beautiful women withheld sex, but this girl shattered my pre conceptions. It's scary out there guys. Be careful.

-Guittarjedi

 

[the_reader]

lol i feel you bro, the first girl i ever made out w/ gave me mononucleosis.... as our relationship got more physical, i got really worried and dumped her ass.
i didn't want her to give me head and give me any other **** she was carrying, she was always clearing her throat and had phlegm and ****.. she claimed she was just getting over a cold, but noone gets over a cold for 6 months

 

[Silquee Smoove]

Originally posted by guittarjedi
My former one-itis is a blonde 20 year old HB11 on a scale from 1 to 10. I'm not exaggerating when I say that she is the most beautiful, angelic looking girl I have ever seen and after web surfing super models, playmates and actresses I've seen them all. She looks like Jessica Alba but slightly better.

She is also secretly the sluttiest girl I've ever met. She works with me and she tells my friend everything she does sexually. She has admitted to having sex with over 50 guys. I work with 3 of them. One who told us she gave him permanant genital warts.

It is excruciatingly painful to work along side your physically ideal woman for 8 hours every single day knowing that she is damaged goods. For a while I was literally on the brink of madness. I don't know why life has dealt me such a cruel irony. I've tried to come up with some reason that she was put into my life.

I HAVE learned that you can't judge a book by it's flawless cover, but I still feel I'm being tortured every day.

-Guittarjedi

1. If you found a girl that looks like this, then the odds that there are other women who look like this are in your favor. Go out and look for them and put "some work into it." Don't just settle for the people in your work environment like so many people do nowadays.

2. Why do you listen to this? She knows of her sexual prowess and is intimidating you by telling you all these stories. Is that how it's going to be Guittarjedi, your working relationship now consists of hearing her sexual romps with different guys and you just happen to be third party to it? F*ck that.

3. "What you want, may not always be what you need."
She's a "numbers girl", she's in the game for the same reason a lot of guys are, to rack up numbers and she's doing a good job of it, but she got burnt. Too bad.

4. Change your perception of it, she's damaged goods and you shouldn't concern yourself with what she does.

Anytime a girl mistakenly tells you or you find out through one of her friends that she has or has had an S.T.D. the result should be always the same: "Permanent D.Q." (Disqualification), or as the boards refer to it - "nexting."

 

[guittarjedi]

Your right Silquee Smoove but I know all of that already, I just have to constantly remind myself. Over the period of a year, I've gotten myself to the point of being 98% over her but I sometimes find myself forgetting how she is and wishing she wasn't so messed up. It's been really difficult mentally because the first time I saw her it was like love at first sight.

And every time we hire a new guy. I see them going after her and it makes me think of how I felt when I first saw her. It's just a constant cycle that I have to keep braking in my head and it really sucks.

Every day I feel like a starving man who's been offered a perfect, succulent cut of steak filled with poison.

 

[Oxide]

"Hey HB11, let's go out tonight."

"What, with you?"

"Yeah, I'll take you out"

"Hahaha, like i even would..."

"Oh, wait a second, i forgot you had STD's, sorry girl, cancel that idea"


I am an assh0le.



I would use her as a friend to hook up with hot girls. Look at her like a chick who isnt desirable because you can't have sex with her. Talk to her like she is your friend, bust her balls, you have nothing to loose because you dont wish to sleep with her anyway. Ask her to introduce you to her friends. This should be a good turnout.

P.S. Wrap your sh1t.

 

[OfficeSpace]

Originally posted by Oxide
"Hey HB11, let's go out tonight."

"What, with you?"

"Yeah, I'll take you out"

"Hahaha, like i even would..."

"Oh, wait a second, i forgot you had STD's, sorry girl, cancel that idea"


I am an assh0le.



I would use her as a friend to hook up with hot girls. Look at her like a chick who isnt desirable because you can't have sex with her. Talk to her like she is your friend, bust her balls, you have nothing to loose because you dont wish to sleep with her anyway. Ask her to introduce you to her friends. This should be a good turnout.

P.S. Wrap your sh1t.

Great idea.. but if she's that slutty and has a VD.. what makes you think her friends are any better...

The man's gotta be stupid if he does anything with her!

 

[guittarjedi]

I would use her as a friend to hook up with hot girls. Look at her like a chick who isnt desirable because you can't have sex with her. Talk to her like she is your friend, bust her balls, you have nothing to loose because you dont wish to sleep with her anyway. Ask her to introduce you to her friends. This should be a good turnout.

Oxide this is a great idea thoretically. Believe me I've thought about how she would make the perfect wing. But just from being around her the temptation would be far too intense and I KNOW I would do something I would regret.

The only thing that has helped me deal with this situation is to basically pretend that she doesn't exist. I don't look at her when she comes near, I try not to think about her and I only talk to her in short responses when she says something to me. I know this sounds extreme, but it's my only option.

-Guittarjedi

 

[Oxide]

Are you kidding me?


Let me introduce my friends - Self Control and Restraint , it seems you've never met before.


Dude, how in a right fukking mind would you decide to have sex with a girl who YOU KNOW has something?! Do you WANT to die?


Post a picture of her and i will openly mock the picture making you feel better.



Bonus points if you walk up to her and say "I know your secret" and tape the reaction.

 

[Tomatoes]

My former one-itis is a blonde 20 year old HB11 on a scale from 1 to 10. I'm not exaggerating

Well...yes you are....seeing as the scale is 1 to 10. As for your situation. No fit chick is worth your nob dropping off.

 

[backbreaker]

You mean the Dave Chapelle Vanerial Diesese Muppets didn't teach you anything?

 

[bbestar]

Have you tried completely ignoring this girl?

 

[SamePendo]

Ok, so you guys are telling me you get a full STD's test results from all women before you **** them? Or even kiss them?

Use a condom and don't eat her out.

That's supposing that she'll agree anyway, you're taking as a done deal that she'll **** guitardj.

And this is also supposing that what this kid told you was right, maybe he's bitter towards her because she dumped him.

And I just want to elaborate on what someone said earlier... she's ****ed 50. If he were a man you'd be envious. She's a woman, that doesn't make her a slut. (Not that anyone has called her that, but kind of sounded like).

 

[Bible_Belt]

I think attractive people are more likely to have VD, for the simple reason that it is easier for them to have more sex. Most women carry at least one strain of HPV. Your blonde friend probably has several strains. And condoms reduce transmission of warts and herpes by about 50%. It is better than nothing, but in regard to hpv/hsv they are a false sense of security.

 

[Centaurion]

To be honest, depending on if the std can be cured dy penicillin and her hotness I would consider tapping her ass.



Carpe Diem.

 

[Morphiex]

it could be that the guy who told you she has vd is just messing with you so that u wont try to hit that , cuz hes trying to hit that himself......





think about it =P

 

[belividere]

Originally posted by SamePendo
And this is also supposing that what this kid told you was right, maybe he's bitter towards her because she dumped him.

You definetly need to consider the source. Great looking girls are usually surrounded by resentful sh!t talking guys who couldn't get down here pants. Not saying that this bit of information isn't truthful but you really shouldn't believe every bit of gossip as gospel.

As for HPV (warts) you guys should really read up on your STD/VD facts if you are having sex. Be responsible and wrap it up. HPV doesn't kill guys, it is mainly just a cosmetic problem more than anything. Women on the other hand can have serious complications of the virus such as increased risk of certain cancers. Unless you have a cervix you're probably going to be okay if you get it. You guys would really be suprised how many people have this in the under 30 crowd. Statistically based on the number of replies to this thread over 5 people who replied probably have it. Hell I probably have a non-active strain and will never know aobut it. I put $100 down that me and at least one other person who replied to this so far has it and will never know or show signs.

STD's are more common than most people think. The snatch is a perfect breeding ground for bacteria. Warm, moist and dark there are few places better in the body that have regular access to the outside world. Learn some general pathology and be prepared and protect yourself as well as you can. If you're going to play you have to pay. Try to minimize the cost.

Happy hunting

 

[guittarjedi]

The guy she gave VD to was a co-worker who she lived with for 2 months. Everybody at my work new they were going out because they openly admitted to it and of course the guy was always bragging about it. He told my married friend EVERYTHING about their relationship and my friend relayed the info to me.


And I just want to elaborate on what someone said earlier... she's ****ed 50. If he were a man you'd be envious. She's a woman, that doesn't make her a slut. (Not that anyone has called her that, but kind of sounded like).

So you're saying that a 20 year old girl who has had sex with over 50 guys isn't a slut. If that's not a slut then what is?

 

[Morphiex]

Originally posted by guittarjedi
The guy she gave VD to was a co-worker who she lived with for 2 months. Everybody at my work new they were going out because they openly admitted to it and of course the guy was always bragging about it. He told my married friend EVERYTHING about their relationship and my friend relayed the info to me.


And I just want to elaborate on what someone said earlier... she's ****ed 50. If he were a man you'd be envious. She's a woman, that doesn't make her a slut. (Not that anyone has called her that, but kind of sounded like).

So you're saying that a 20 year old girl who has had sex with over 50 guys isn't a slut. If that's not a slut then what is?

oki shes 20 and shes probably been fuc\king since she was 15 ,thats the average age now a days... so that makes it 10 guys per year ....
now that aint a slut , its just someone that is really good loking and had sex with a couple of guys per year....

now if u were brad pitt and u could get any chick u wanted without even lifting a finger ud probably have had fu\cked around... i dont know 5000 different girls in 5 years....

just cuz she sleeps with over ten guys dont make her a slut.... if she had slept with over lets say a couple hundred then id say shes a slut....