Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
Ok get your heads outta the gutter, I'm not talking about a 3 some.. Need some opinions on what you guys would do in this situation:
I went out last week and met up with one of my AFC buddy's and his friends. He brought this HB7.5 who he's been infatuated with for 2 YEARS!!! He's her emotional tampon and she has repeatedly rejected his advances, furthermore telling him she only thinks of him as a friend.(translation: no *****) Anyway, I showed up at the bar, talked to everyone of his friends including her. Within a few minutes she was asking for my name, smiling at me and telling me how she loved this song and that song. So I did the logical thing. I told her to show me what she could do on the dance floor
Granted we were both a little drunk, but this girl just started grinding the shiznit outta my G-UNIT!!! I was grinding her from behind and then she turned her face towards me and put her arm over my head, I started rubbing her body with my hands and kissing her neck and cheek. She just kept smiling while I did this!! We then took a break and she was smoking a cigarette. She accidently ashed on my hand and I told her that she had to "lick it" to make it better. The HB proceeded to grab my hand and stick 3 of my fingers in her mouth and started suxing on them for about 30 seconds!! Now at this point I'm thinking wow, this byatch is completely drunk!! So after a little break we went out to the dance floor again and AGAIN, she kept on grinding my solider downstairs. So the night was ending and we gave eachother little kisses on the cheek and exchanged numbers. Normally I wouldn't even contemplate whether or not to do this or not, but its my good buddy. I've known this guy since I was 9 years old!! I mean he's a complete chump with women and he's pretty stupid for thinking that something is going to happen between the 2 of them . I even tried to tell him not to be such a "nice guy" and he says, "a little voice in the back of my head tells me that SOMEDAY, HB7.5 will want to be with me." Anyway, this same buddy of mine is having a 3 day house party this weekend at his parent's house, I know that HB7.5 is going to be there and I really just want her as a fuvk buddy. I'm also going to try and pimp it on his younger sister's best friend, who has an amazing body and just broke up with her boyfriend. I already gained good rapport with her when I met her over the summer. What would you guys do? Would you talk to him and ask him if its cool?? Or would you fuvk this broad a few times and then act like nothing happened?? I think the best part about this whole scenario is she's looking at me as a fuvk buddy as much as I'm thinking of her in the same light.
PIMP
I went out last week and met up with one of my AFC buddy's and his friends. He brought this HB7.5 who he's been infatuated with for 2 YEARS!!! He's her emotional tampon and she has repeatedly rejected his advances, furthermore telling him she only thinks of him as a friend.(translation: no *****) Anyway, I showed up at the bar, talked to everyone of his friends including her. Within a few minutes she was asking for my name, smiling at me and telling me how she loved this song and that song. So I did the logical thing. I told her to show me what she could do on the dance floor
Granted we were both a little drunk, but this girl just started grinding the shiznit outta my G-UNIT!!! I was grinding her from behind and then she turned her face towards me and put her arm over my head, I started rubbing her body with my hands and kissing her neck and cheek. She just kept smiling while I did this!! We then took a break and she was smoking a cigarette. She accidently ashed on my hand and I told her that she had to "lick it" to make it better. The HB proceeded to grab my hand and stick 3 of my fingers in her mouth and started suxing on them for about 30 seconds!! Now at this point I'm thinking wow, this byatch is completely drunk!! So after a little break we went out to the dance floor again and AGAIN, she kept on grinding my solider downstairs. So the night was ending and we gave eachother little kisses on the cheek and exchanged numbers. Normally I wouldn't even contemplate whether or not to do this or not, but its my good buddy. I've known this guy since I was 9 years old!! I mean he's a complete chump with women and he's pretty stupid for thinking that something is going to happen between the 2 of them . I even tried to tell him not to be such a "nice guy" and he says, "a little voice in the back of my head tells me that SOMEDAY, HB7.5 will want to be with me." Anyway, this same buddy of mine is having a 3 day house party this weekend at his parent's house, I know that HB7.5 is going to be there and I really just want her as a fuvk buddy. I'm also going to try and pimp it on his younger sister's best friend, who has an amazing body and just broke up with her boyfriend. I already gained good rapport with her when I met her over the summer. What would you guys do? Would you talk to him and ask him if its cool?? Or would you fuvk this broad a few times and then act like nothing happened?? I think the best part about this whole scenario is she's looking at me as a fuvk buddy as much as I'm thinking of her in the same light. PIMP