Happy Valentines day

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mustfirstregister said:
Happy Valentines day to all of you!

Happy Valentines day all. Someone hold me. Hold me tight…Please? :cry:
 

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Mike32ct said:
Happy V-Day!!!

It's the day that singles feel lonely, but you can't call your buddies or family because everybody else is getting laid.
dont bet on it
 

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I didn't actually realise it was Valentines day until a few hours ago lol
 

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Happy valentine bros, nothing beats free chocolate and *****es
 
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The price inflation of escorts is whorable today. Any room in this circlejerk?
 

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real ish, came to work today with ballons and a bad of candy and a teddy bear with my name on it

my co-workers didn't tell me who it was from, I told them I'm still not buying a damn thing for any woman
 

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Best day to get laid. Its a day when singles chicks are horny. I will sarge today. Good luck guys
 

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Quick! Someone set up the SoSuave live chat! I'm horny as fvck! LMAO.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Quick! Someone set up the SoSuave live chat! I'm horny as fvck! LMAO.
Lol. Live chat is down, you'll have to make do with the foot fetish thread!
 

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I had fun.

My Peruvian "friend" came over, we drank Pisco sours, banged and watched Family Guy, then she split
 
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