Halloween Tricks and a Treat for me

jmeredi

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A friend of mine whom I have a strange on/off, on the verge of dating but not, relationship asked me to go to a Halloween party with her and some of her HB friends. She was gonna be a bunny, I was gonna be Hugh Hefner.

This friend of mine just got out of a 2 year relationship, and is very fickle and she has told me that she cheated on her bf a few times, a couple of those times was with me (one of the main reasons why I won't date her) and apparently a **** buddy on the side now that she's single. She had this AFC that thought he was going to be with her all night take us to the party, needless to say he was forgotten as soon as we got there (another reason why I won't date her, no integrity). When I'm with her she shows all the signs she wants to get wth me, calling me all the time, hanging on me, hugging and kissing me.

Her and her friends go to the dance floor and I go outside and smoke some *wink wink*. I'm already drunk, now I'm faded. These babes were drunk too BTW. I get back to the party and my HB friend is on the couch making out with a guy. I see her toher HB friend dancing with some creepy dude and save her. She's so grateful now that she wants to dance, FREAK STYLE!

This girl is good, we try our best to make this dry humping look like we are dancing. She starts to get close like she wants to kiss me, then backs away. I kiss her neck instead and get her warmed up, she moans in my ear as I do this. We set on the couch and she tells me she likes me and wants to make out, but she doesn't want to hurt her friends feeling cuz she liked me too and first (really? but she's making out with that dude). She gets close and we start dancing again, this time she grinds her junk on my leg, I get a raging boner at this point. She keeps grinding and then locks up like she is having an orgasm and bites an moans in my ear again. This happens multiple times over about 15 minutes.

We set back dwon on the couch and she practically gives me a lap dance, putting her hand down my pants, mine down hers, boobs in my face. AWESOME to say the least. My HB friend sees this and looks jealous now (while she is setting on another dudes lap making out). This bothers lap dance girl a little, but doesn't stop her. She grinds for what felt like 30 minutes. She then gets up cuz it looks like HB friend is upset. She tells me that this didn't happen *wnk wink* (oh really, this stiffy says different).

Sos he goes over to my HB friend and they giggle and fart and all that. Then get up and talk to a group of guys. I'm just chillin on the couch, enjoying my high, thinking bout what just happened with a grin on my face.

We all pile in the SUV and they both are bragging about these guys they just talked to and all the dudes tehy made out with. How cute they are blah blah blah. No mention of me, so I'm thinking somethings up, someones wants me to be jealous, maybe both of them. they go on and on so much it almost seemed forced. I can see my HB friend cutting me some looks as they do this.

We get to the house and I lay on the couch, not too long then HB friend comes in and lays on me, snuggling up like she always does. Her friend came down and saw this,then goes back upstairs. I make out with HB friend and thought I was on my way to getting laid, but she backs off. I get pissed, it's like she Cblocked me. So I make out some more (hey why not) and fall asleep, she's holding me the entire time. What's up with that.

that's it, we wake up and hang around a little more, then I just leave. AWESOME dancing that seemed like a for sure lay with her friend turned out to be me making out with my HB friend to "cuddling". It's like hitting a brick wall with your boner.

Whatcha guys think was the girls intentions when they got in the car bragging about making out with guys so much that it was obvious they were trying to make me jealous. Turf war?
 

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Originally posted by jmeredi
A friend of mine whom I have a strange on/off, on the verge of dating but not, relationship asked me to go to a Halloween party with her and some of her HB friends. She was gonna be a bunny, I was gonna be Hugh Hefner.
Now THIS sounds like a good 3 way set up.

This friend of mine just got out of a 2 year relationship, and is very fickle and she has told me that she cheated on her bf a few times, a couple of those times was with me (one of the main reasons why I won't date her) and apparently a **** buddy on the side now that she's single. She had this AFC that thought he was going to be with her all night take us to the party, needless to say he was forgotten as soon as we got there (another reason why I won't date her, no integrity). When I'm with her she shows all the signs she wants to get wth me, calling me all the time, hanging on me, hugging and kissing me.
Cool. Use it for social proof. Work in the 3rd girl, carefully. Work the competition. "Hmmm, I dunno, I've got my bunny already. What can YOU do?"

Her and her friends go to the dance floor and I go outside and smoke some *wink wink*.
When you're in a party, never do anything that doesn't get you social proof or get you closer to a girl. That was a perfect chance to find some hot little someone and get her to come out and smoke with you while the girls were ignoring you. Work those situations.

What guy doesn't hate it when he heads off to the men's room and comes back to find his girl talking to some other guy? Guess what, he'll nearly piss in his pants before he does that again. Well, you should use this in reverse. If your supposed date slips off, then she pays the price for leaving you alone. (All the better since she's not really your date).

The risk of going to a party with someone is that you will give others the impression you're "with" that someone and scare off all the HBs. Careful with this.

I'm already drunk, now I'm faded.
Yeah, pretty hard to DJ with multiple substances running through you.

These babes were drunk too BTW. I get back to the party and my HB friend is on the couch making out with a guy. I see her toher HB friend dancing with some creepy dude and save her. She's so grateful now that she wants to dance, FREAK STYLE!
That's not bad, but you probably should have used the lull to find HB #3 and get her dancing, or smoking, or talking.

This girl is good, we try our best to make this dry humping look like we are dancing. She starts to get close like she wants to kiss me, then backs away. I kiss her neck instead and get her warmed up, she moans in my ear as I do this. We set on the couch and she tells me she likes me and wants to make out, but she doesn't want to hurt her friends feeling cuz she liked me too and first (really? but she's making out with that dude).
Should have frozen right here. "Oh, I understand." Freeze. If she comes back then start right up with the face sucking. If not, increase distance and try to get her to close the gap.

She gets close and we start dancing again, this time she grinds her junk on my leg, I get a raging boner at this point. She keeps grinding and then locks up like she is having an orgasm and bites an moans in my ear again. This happens multiple times over about 15 minutes.
You should have isolated immediately on the first almost climax. What was the delay?

We set back dwon on the couch and she practically gives me a lap dance, putting her hand down my pants, mine down hers, boobs in my face. AWESOME to say the least. My HB friend sees this and looks jealous now (while she is setting on another dudes lap making out). This bothers lap dance girl a little, but doesn't stop her.
Had you isolated it wouldn't have been a big deal for HB Friend. (What she doesn't know...)

She grinds for what felt like 30 minutes. She then gets up cuz it looks like HB friend is upset. She tells me that this didn't happen *wnk wink* (oh really, this stiffy says different).
Yeah, but you let the HB Friend block the path...

Sos he goes over to my HB friend and they giggle and fart and all that. Then get up and talk to a group of guys. I'm just chillin on the couch, enjoying my high, thinking bout what just happened with a grin on my face.

We all pile in the SUV and they both are bragging about these guys they just talked to and all the dudes tehy made out with. How cute they are blah blah blah. No mention of me, so I'm thinking somethings up, someones wants me to be jealous, maybe both of them. they go on and on so much it almost seemed forced. I can see my HB friend cutting me some looks as they do this.

We get to the house and I lay on the couch, not too long then HB friend comes in and lays on me, snuggling up like she always does. Her friend came down and saw this,then goes back upstairs. I make out with HB friend and thought I was on my way to getting laid, but she backs off. I get pissed, it's like she Cblocked me. So I make out some more (hey why not) and fall asleep, she's holding me the entire time. What's up with that.
You know what's up with that. HB Friend couldn't stand you having someone elses attention so she wrecked it. This is because you failed to properly isolate. Then, when it came her turn to deliver you were pushing on a noodle. You already showed her who was in control (her) so why should she do anything with you?

that's it, we wake up and hang around a little more, then I just leave. AWESOME dancing that seemed like a for sure lay with her friend turned out to be me making out with my HB friend to "cuddling". It's like hitting a brick wall with your boner.
You got bait and switched because you wanted to have your cake (HB) and eat it too (HB Friend).

Whatcha guys think was the girls intentions when they got in the car bragging about making out with guys so much that it was obvious they were trying to make me jealous. Turf war?
Duh.

See, if you play that right it's both of you.

You: "Now, now, girls. Don't fight. You've both been very testy all night. You're lucky I don't give you both a spanking. Or are you?" *smile* "HB Friend, come over here. Kiss and make up with HB. And HB, give poor HB Friend a backrub. She deserves it after dealing with Scudzy guy at the party. Here, I will give you both a little massage."

Don't trade them off. Play them off one another, then reward them both.
 

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