Hahhaa, funny CnF line

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Got a text from a girl

Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
 

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hahhahahha
 

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hahaha whatd she say
 

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LOl I chuckled irl when I read that. What did she say back? xD
 

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Ba-dum-ching. He'll be here all week. Try the veal if you get a chance.

Seriously though, good comeback. Made me laugh at least.
 

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Heres her reply:

Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty

wtf lol
 

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CaliRIP said:
Heres her reply:

Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty

wtf lol
That's the problem with new guys that I had for a long time. You have great c/f lines but can't handle it when she has some herself! :p The thing is if c/f is working she will probably join in too, just roll with it and have fun :cool:
 

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yeah were real good friends so we mess around alot, too bad shes an uggo
 

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Haha, it's not something I would use on a girl that I've known for a short amount of time, but definetly something I would say after a girl knows my ****y sense of style lol.
 

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CaliRIP said:
Got a text from a girl

Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
I don't get it.
 

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He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
 

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Ok it took me(and the alcohol I am drinking) a second to get it, but now that I do it is kinda funny, but like "Sinjester said" that once she does ****y and funny, then that means your doing great, however you should be able to keep doing C&F and keep the so called upper hand in the joking.

Like I would have said(and remember I am kinda drunk right now): "So are these people that have never seen true beauty, are they blind or just stupid"

Now that sounds like a really aggressive line, and I probably only say it when I am drinking, but if you do say it when your drinking or partying, then lines like this work wonders, as the aggressiveness can be blamed on the alcohol. They can still be pulled off when sober, but it has to be with a girl who knows how to take a joke.

In the end I am just trying to get across the point, that you should always come back with another C&F line until you end it. So if she is cool and smart enough to banter back with more C&F lines, then you just keep it up until in a joking way you kind of win it. For some reason this seems to attract girls like crazy. Its like the more you insult them in a joking way, the more they want you.

So basicailly, you are obviously doing something right, but just learn to keep it up in the conversation, and to keep it going instead of just one liners.
 

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HandyAndy said:
He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
 

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DonJuan11 said:
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
She said she was going to be at the zoo all day or something to that effect. He busted on her telling her she's an "animal" in a joking way.

It really isn't that hard to understand.
 

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Wow, some of you are REALLY analyzing the fcuk out of his joke.

To the OP: That was a burn! hahahaha
 

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DonJuan11 said:
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
omg... :fail:
 

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chinwaggler said:
haha..

isn't being offensive part of CnF
No.

If you use it wrong it is.
 

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