Sir Shags Alot
Senior Don Juan
To my fellow DJ's:
This post is long, because I want to take my time and not be so general with this discussion. I have noticed on this forum that there has been some info here and there on how to make love to a woman. Tips are great but it is the overall package that will have them coming back for more. I wanted to put this guide together so that new DJ's and AFC's alike can learn some skills to have them begging you to fvck them. I wouldn't consider myself the authority to good sex but with quite a bit of experience, I want to save you some frustrations and also help you out on having a great experience.
To start off I just want to go over the affect that being a good lover has on the person you are fvcking. I have sex with a girl, make her *** hard, give her everything she wants and leave her with a great experience. Since she is a woman that automatically means that they are bound to gossip. So fvck buddy tells her friend about how hard she came, her friends get interested, and begin having fantasies about great sex, and they begin to think about meeting me! Makes my job easy, huh?! Next thing you know her fiends talk to there friends about it and you got a little following of chicks that want to get down! Your reputation is now known, especially if you frequently go to the same spot, this is good! Now there is a line where woman might get repulsed if you are a manwh0re, so changing you frequent spot often is a good thing. This can also work in reverse, if you are a horrible lover, the girls will tell each other and then you find girls not interested because you are the "one minute man". I was around a few girls that were talking about this in front of me once, I couldn't help but laugh. That chump this chick went home with was HORRIBLE in bed, she told everyone she knew. This chump probably lost at least 8 girls that frequent the same bar as him because of gossip. Girls love to be seduced by a DJ, and they love great sex! So it is your responsibly to give them what they want, while at the same time filling your own needs.
So how are you going to be the great lover...just follow these simple but sometimes forgotten steps.
1. Prepwork - Girls are repulsed by a dirty and unkempt man. You never know when you are going to get laid so ALWAYS keep yourself in top shape. Always keep your nails clipped, clothes ironed, boxers fresh, and hair styled. Tip: if you don't have much of a tan, if you wear plain white boxers, it will make you appear more tan. These little things can be very import to a woman because it tells her you care about how you look. I would also like to put some emphasis on keeping your manly regions trimmed, no chick likes a dude with a full afro down there, use a beard trimmer or scissors, just do something about it! Clean your house/apartment, put away things that scream AFC, like the shine to your ex. Hide all things that could turn a woman off, dildos, porn, wadded up kleenex and the lotion next to your bed. With that covered you are ready to move on. Have condoms and lube hidden, but make it easy to access while in bed so the mood doesn’t get interrupted.
2. Mood setting - With all the prep work out of the way your room is a very important place, because it either going to enhance or break her mood. Have CLEAN sheets with a high fiber count (makes sheets softer, don't buy at Wal-Mart!). Get a down comforter, and get some designer pillows. I know what you are thinking, that sounds gay but trust me with your bed all made up and looking good she has less reasons to not go into it! Invest in a good wine or champagne; also purchase 2 very sheik/different wine glasses. Make sure you get the correct glasses for what you are drinking; it shows you have class and are refined. Have one large candle (the ones with 3 wicks). It shows that you are a little romantic yet you aren’t over doing it. Have some type of plant or fountain in your room to give her a homier feel. Please remove the penthouse July centerfold off your wall. If you have a switch to you lights that go on or off, go to a hardware store and buy a dimmer and install it! Get a few good cds that you think she will like. Get some great framed artwork something that she can comment on, and place a couple interesting books around your room.
3. Great sex - Most men have serious performance problems with sex. The main reason is because they are trying to cold poke her and get right into it. Women take a long time to warm up. Foreplay IS the key to great sex. Let me repeat myself. Foreplay IS the key to great sex. Yeah I know it sucks, I want to just dive in to but it will reward you later if you are patient. A girl acquaintance of mine has been with 10 guys....know how many made her *** ? 2. I know and scrambled her friend’s eggs, she has been with 8 guys. How many made her *** ? 1 (me!). She still calls and wants it to this day! All of her friends know, they want it to but unfortunately they are not up to my strict standards. No wonder why this chick won't leave me alone. If you can get a girl off you are someone she doesn’t want to get rid of! This is a serious problem DJ's that needs to be resolved. So here we go.
I am starting assuming that you already are in the mood and ready to go....
A) The undressing - This is a step that is overlooked allot and can be very erotic. There are 2 ways to undress.
A1) The fast undress - this one is basically like the lustful rape, there is no specific way to do it. Your goal is to get her and you out of the clothes as fast as possible. Not a very good way of foreplay! I don't care for it, but sometimes in given situations it is proper.
A2) The slow/seductive undress - This one works to your favor! Take your time! First get her shoes and socks off. Never wear socks when making love! Slowly unbutton her blouse, but leave it on! Then work at her pants/dress. If she is wearing pants/dress take off her panties at the same time as her pants. SLOWLY move your hands down her legs until she steps out. Then go back to her blouse, run your fingers slowly up along her side barely touching her skin, it will send shivers all though her. Move you hands to the back of her bra and do the one handed bra unlatch (takes practice). Now with her bra opened if it is a button down shirt that is open start at her neck, run your fingers slowly to her shoulders, down her arms and off comes the shirt. If she is wearing a shirt that has to go over her head, run you fingers up her side and gently pull her shirt over her head. The thing that makes this approach works is that it is a type of foreplay and it gets both partners excited with anticipation.
B) Foreplay time!!! - Give her gentle kisses, and look her in the eyes when you have a chance, and remember to smile since your having a good time! My best results come from lightly touching a woman all over besides her pvssy and nipples. Start kissing, her neck and start working your way down. Flick your tongue on her nipples, while constantly caressing her all over! Work this for awhile, and DON'T GO FOR THE KILL YET. Move down to her stomach, be careful, some girls are very self conscience about there stomachs so don't spend too much time there (unless she knows she’s the bomb!)! Go to her inner thighs, continue kissing licking, and letting her feel your breath. After about 15 to 20 minutes of this she will be ready to be touched. When you touch her it can sometimes be uncomfortable because a woman cilt is very sensitive. Get your finger wet (from her, lube, spit, dog, whatever) and rub her from the opening of her pvssy to the tip of her cilt in a circular motion. Do a little rubbing for awhile and then she should be primed for whatever. At times like these you have 2 choices you can go down on her (I don't do unless we are dating and I know she is clean) or you can do the dance. Don't be afraid to ask what feels good. Girls like to tell you what pleases them! Trust me they are already naked with you and you got them turned on, they will be very honest. By asking her also what she likes show that you have a free sexual spirit that can sometimes turn them wild! This is a good thing!
C) Going Down? - I don't know why men complicate this and can mess it up. Honestly it is very easy to eat a woman out and get her off. Again this isn't recommended to do to everyone because the high risk of STD's. You are not a pimp w/ genital warts on your face! Again don't go at this like a dog licking a wound. I get every girl off orally with the same technique. Open her up with the fingers in the V shape. Look for the top of her cilt. Suck on it like a nipple, while moving your tongue up and down on her, DON'T STOP THIS, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE IT UP, AND DON'T STOP SUCKING THE TIP OF HER CILT . Get into a motion, like a drum beat and don't break it! There really is no need to put your tongue in her that is what you shlong is for. Caress her legs with the light touch I told you about earlier. Pull away for awhile and start teasing her inner thigh. If you are doing it right she will grab your head and put it back where she wants it!
D) The Dance - I am sorry to break it to you guys but that saying it’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion in the ocean isn't true. A guys shlong size is important. I can do the same techniques as a dude with a smaller penis but mine will be that much more powerful and have a longer lasting effect. Every girl that has honestly answered this question says that penis size does matter. I have heard chicks sitting around talking about a dude’s size. Sorry to those that are not as large as they want to be, but it all depends on nature. It’s not fair, but I am not going to sugarcoat it. If you have a small shlong, and you perform badly you best find another place to hang, because the word is out! To be fully effective you have to have both the motion and the size. Another problem that men have is going prematurely. To help this my best advice is to wear a condom, or try to think about something else. It’s all in your mind! Control it. Practice makes perfect. I really can’t coach having sex, besides to suggest changing up the posisition a couple times during love making. Keep a steady pace; if you keep changing you have to start from square one to get the girl worked up again. Make her *** first! At this time you are allowed to free your load. She got what she wants. Once a girl hits her first O, if you keep going at the same pace and don’t switch it up on her orgasms will just start to flow! This is were you get your brownie points! You give her multiples your in like Flynn. She will defiantly be calling you for more! During sex I usually let the woman lead the rhythm so she will be comfortable and let her do what feels best. I just follow along. Sex is like a dance! Sometimes you lead other times you follow!
E) Wrapping it up - Once finished don't just roll over. Use the light touch again all over her body. Women take more time to wind down then men. Usually when a woman cums she gets really tired and will fall asleep. If she is the more spunky type, have a glass of champagne and cigarette. Cuddle, take a shower, watch a movie, do something. Don't just roll over and pass out. Make her feel that what she did was special. No need to take off immediately if you are at her house. Be a gentleman. Leave a great impression. If you did a good job she will usually get your number, this is good since you might just be getting some calls when you least expect them for a booty call.
If you follow this formula you are guarenteed to be her greatest lover! The biggest problem is controlling your load long enough to make her *** . It is better to pull out and act like you are teasing then to finish and not satisfy her. I know it hurts to pull out but DJ's it sometimes must be done!
any suggestions and comments welcome!
-mack on!
This post is long, because I want to take my time and not be so general with this discussion. I have noticed on this forum that there has been some info here and there on how to make love to a woman. Tips are great but it is the overall package that will have them coming back for more. I wanted to put this guide together so that new DJ's and AFC's alike can learn some skills to have them begging you to fvck them. I wouldn't consider myself the authority to good sex but with quite a bit of experience, I want to save you some frustrations and also help you out on having a great experience.
To start off I just want to go over the affect that being a good lover has on the person you are fvcking. I have sex with a girl, make her *** hard, give her everything she wants and leave her with a great experience. Since she is a woman that automatically means that they are bound to gossip. So fvck buddy tells her friend about how hard she came, her friends get interested, and begin having fantasies about great sex, and they begin to think about meeting me! Makes my job easy, huh?! Next thing you know her fiends talk to there friends about it and you got a little following of chicks that want to get down! Your reputation is now known, especially if you frequently go to the same spot, this is good! Now there is a line where woman might get repulsed if you are a manwh0re, so changing you frequent spot often is a good thing. This can also work in reverse, if you are a horrible lover, the girls will tell each other and then you find girls not interested because you are the "one minute man". I was around a few girls that were talking about this in front of me once, I couldn't help but laugh. That chump this chick went home with was HORRIBLE in bed, she told everyone she knew. This chump probably lost at least 8 girls that frequent the same bar as him because of gossip. Girls love to be seduced by a DJ, and they love great sex! So it is your responsibly to give them what they want, while at the same time filling your own needs.
So how are you going to be the great lover...just follow these simple but sometimes forgotten steps.
1. Prepwork - Girls are repulsed by a dirty and unkempt man. You never know when you are going to get laid so ALWAYS keep yourself in top shape. Always keep your nails clipped, clothes ironed, boxers fresh, and hair styled. Tip: if you don't have much of a tan, if you wear plain white boxers, it will make you appear more tan. These little things can be very import to a woman because it tells her you care about how you look. I would also like to put some emphasis on keeping your manly regions trimmed, no chick likes a dude with a full afro down there, use a beard trimmer or scissors, just do something about it! Clean your house/apartment, put away things that scream AFC, like the shine to your ex. Hide all things that could turn a woman off, dildos, porn, wadded up kleenex and the lotion next to your bed. With that covered you are ready to move on. Have condoms and lube hidden, but make it easy to access while in bed so the mood doesn’t get interrupted.
2. Mood setting - With all the prep work out of the way your room is a very important place, because it either going to enhance or break her mood. Have CLEAN sheets with a high fiber count (makes sheets softer, don't buy at Wal-Mart!). Get a down comforter, and get some designer pillows. I know what you are thinking, that sounds gay but trust me with your bed all made up and looking good she has less reasons to not go into it! Invest in a good wine or champagne; also purchase 2 very sheik/different wine glasses. Make sure you get the correct glasses for what you are drinking; it shows you have class and are refined. Have one large candle (the ones with 3 wicks). It shows that you are a little romantic yet you aren’t over doing it. Have some type of plant or fountain in your room to give her a homier feel. Please remove the penthouse July centerfold off your wall. If you have a switch to you lights that go on or off, go to a hardware store and buy a dimmer and install it! Get a few good cds that you think she will like. Get some great framed artwork something that she can comment on, and place a couple interesting books around your room.
3. Great sex - Most men have serious performance problems with sex. The main reason is because they are trying to cold poke her and get right into it. Women take a long time to warm up. Foreplay IS the key to great sex. Let me repeat myself. Foreplay IS the key to great sex. Yeah I know it sucks, I want to just dive in to but it will reward you later if you are patient. A girl acquaintance of mine has been with 10 guys....know how many made her *** ? 2. I know and scrambled her friend’s eggs, she has been with 8 guys. How many made her *** ? 1 (me!). She still calls and wants it to this day! All of her friends know, they want it to but unfortunately they are not up to my strict standards. No wonder why this chick won't leave me alone. If you can get a girl off you are someone she doesn’t want to get rid of! This is a serious problem DJ's that needs to be resolved. So here we go.
I am starting assuming that you already are in the mood and ready to go....
A) The undressing - This is a step that is overlooked allot and can be very erotic. There are 2 ways to undress.
A1) The fast undress - this one is basically like the lustful rape, there is no specific way to do it. Your goal is to get her and you out of the clothes as fast as possible. Not a very good way of foreplay! I don't care for it, but sometimes in given situations it is proper.
A2) The slow/seductive undress - This one works to your favor! Take your time! First get her shoes and socks off. Never wear socks when making love! Slowly unbutton her blouse, but leave it on! Then work at her pants/dress. If she is wearing pants/dress take off her panties at the same time as her pants. SLOWLY move your hands down her legs until she steps out. Then go back to her blouse, run your fingers slowly up along her side barely touching her skin, it will send shivers all though her. Move you hands to the back of her bra and do the one handed bra unlatch (takes practice). Now with her bra opened if it is a button down shirt that is open start at her neck, run your fingers slowly to her shoulders, down her arms and off comes the shirt. If she is wearing a shirt that has to go over her head, run you fingers up her side and gently pull her shirt over her head. The thing that makes this approach works is that it is a type of foreplay and it gets both partners excited with anticipation.
B) Foreplay time!!! - Give her gentle kisses, and look her in the eyes when you have a chance, and remember to smile since your having a good time! My best results come from lightly touching a woman all over besides her pvssy and nipples. Start kissing, her neck and start working your way down. Flick your tongue on her nipples, while constantly caressing her all over! Work this for awhile, and DON'T GO FOR THE KILL YET. Move down to her stomach, be careful, some girls are very self conscience about there stomachs so don't spend too much time there (unless she knows she’s the bomb!)! Go to her inner thighs, continue kissing licking, and letting her feel your breath. After about 15 to 20 minutes of this she will be ready to be touched. When you touch her it can sometimes be uncomfortable because a woman cilt is very sensitive. Get your finger wet (from her, lube, spit, dog, whatever) and rub her from the opening of her pvssy to the tip of her cilt in a circular motion. Do a little rubbing for awhile and then she should be primed for whatever. At times like these you have 2 choices you can go down on her (I don't do unless we are dating and I know she is clean) or you can do the dance. Don't be afraid to ask what feels good. Girls like to tell you what pleases them! Trust me they are already naked with you and you got them turned on, they will be very honest. By asking her also what she likes show that you have a free sexual spirit that can sometimes turn them wild! This is a good thing!
C) Going Down? - I don't know why men complicate this and can mess it up. Honestly it is very easy to eat a woman out and get her off. Again this isn't recommended to do to everyone because the high risk of STD's. You are not a pimp w/ genital warts on your face! Again don't go at this like a dog licking a wound. I get every girl off orally with the same technique. Open her up with the fingers in the V shape. Look for the top of her cilt. Suck on it like a nipple, while moving your tongue up and down on her, DON'T STOP THIS, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE IT UP, AND DON'T STOP SUCKING THE TIP OF HER CILT . Get into a motion, like a drum beat and don't break it! There really is no need to put your tongue in her that is what you shlong is for. Caress her legs with the light touch I told you about earlier. Pull away for awhile and start teasing her inner thigh. If you are doing it right she will grab your head and put it back where she wants it!
D) The Dance - I am sorry to break it to you guys but that saying it’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion in the ocean isn't true. A guys shlong size is important. I can do the same techniques as a dude with a smaller penis but mine will be that much more powerful and have a longer lasting effect. Every girl that has honestly answered this question says that penis size does matter. I have heard chicks sitting around talking about a dude’s size. Sorry to those that are not as large as they want to be, but it all depends on nature. It’s not fair, but I am not going to sugarcoat it. If you have a small shlong, and you perform badly you best find another place to hang, because the word is out! To be fully effective you have to have both the motion and the size. Another problem that men have is going prematurely. To help this my best advice is to wear a condom, or try to think about something else. It’s all in your mind! Control it. Practice makes perfect. I really can’t coach having sex, besides to suggest changing up the posisition a couple times during love making. Keep a steady pace; if you keep changing you have to start from square one to get the girl worked up again. Make her *** first! At this time you are allowed to free your load. She got what she wants. Once a girl hits her first O, if you keep going at the same pace and don’t switch it up on her orgasms will just start to flow! This is were you get your brownie points! You give her multiples your in like Flynn. She will defiantly be calling you for more! During sex I usually let the woman lead the rhythm so she will be comfortable and let her do what feels best. I just follow along. Sex is like a dance! Sometimes you lead other times you follow!
E) Wrapping it up - Once finished don't just roll over. Use the light touch again all over her body. Women take more time to wind down then men. Usually when a woman cums she gets really tired and will fall asleep. If she is the more spunky type, have a glass of champagne and cigarette. Cuddle, take a shower, watch a movie, do something. Don't just roll over and pass out. Make her feel that what she did was special. No need to take off immediately if you are at her house. Be a gentleman. Leave a great impression. If you did a good job she will usually get your number, this is good since you might just be getting some calls when you least expect them for a booty call.
If you follow this formula you are guarenteed to be her greatest lover! The biggest problem is controlling your load long enough to make her *** . It is better to pull out and act like you are teasing then to finish and not satisfy her. I know it hurts to pull out but DJ's it sometimes must be done!
any suggestions and comments welcome!
-mack on!