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Seems like a person I met the other day claimed the mega millions. Sadly his wife is making him donate it to the town where he bought it. What would you do in that situation?
 

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Foolish wife. Bureaucrats wouldn't know how to properly appropriate that money. What the hell does the town have to do with the winning ticket? If she has such a hard on for that silly fax-philanthropy, he can invest the money within the town on income producing assets.
 

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True. But these days try telling that to a girl with no morals. And is so uptight that she does not want it for itself. Possibly she doesn't want the problems that come with so much money. Anyone remember Jack Whitaker?
 

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vantagepoint said:
Seems like a person I met the other day claimed the mega millions. Sadly his wife is making him donate it to the town where he bought it. What would you do in that situation?

Either she becomes my complete labor slave or she will get divorced
 

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Vice said:
Foolish wife. Bureaucrats wouldn't know how to properly appropriate that money. What the hell does the town have to do with the winning ticket? If she has such a hard on for that silly fax-philanthropy, he can invest the money within the town on income producing assets.
Do you mean something like a railroad? Or a nice road?
 

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vantagepoint said:
Do you mean something like a railroad? Or a nice road?
Real estate with a non-profit renting the building. That way the wife gets her warm and fuzzies, and they're not throwing away Fortuna's gift.
 

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Vice said:
Real estate with a non-profit renting the building. That way the wife gets her warm and fuzzies, and they're not throwing away Fortuna's gift.
For this we should wait until the next natural disaster. Something like the earthquake that lasted 4 months in the mid west.
 
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