Give me ****y funny!!

[acerazor1]

Okay dons, you are in a club, a hot chick accidentally stands on your foot & immediately apologises. Now this happens alot to me and it seems like a good time to bust on a chick a little! Anyone got any good ****y funny lines they would use in this situation?

 

[seethehoop]

Off top of my head...

Do always stand on the balls\c0ck of every stranger ya meet.

Hey!!! these shoes are real Italian leather.Do you know how many Italians I had to skin to make these.

but I tend to go a little more low key and jus say...

Hey, there's such a thing as personal space ya know.

This seems to confuse them cos they wonder why you don't want them in your personal space.

 

[NewAndImproved]

Assume it's intentional, which it probably was. Recently a girl literally bumped into me, stepped onto my foot and then held onto me after. I said "whoa, whoa, how obvious are you?!"and took from there.