Girls who talk like a baby, burp, or fart in front of you

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What's the boards opinions or girls who talk like a baby, burp, or fart in front of you? No toddlers. Grown women.

Do you find it cute or does it turn you off and make you want to punch them in the head?
 

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Bumsniff said:
What's the boards opinions or girls who talk like a baby...?
I fvcking hate it when some girls do that!! Like b1tch get the fvck out and talk like a normal person!
 

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Sign of immaturity or lack of manners. Total turnoff for me.

The baby stuff isn't cute. If she does this, I would say something like "why are you talking like that?" She will stop.

The burping/farting thing is only allowable after you've been dating for a while. If this happens on some of the first few dates, they are totally nexted.
 

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I guess it heavily depends on the age cathegory. Personally , I love it when a girl can 'talk like a baby' and be childish at times ,all innocent and whatnot.I just have a soft spot for it and see it as adorable , in some cases. Not any girl can pull it off. But anyway , I can't picture myself remotely liking something like that if me and said girl are in our early-mid thirties.


But burps and farts ? I don't care if we've been together for a lifetime , I don't do that **** in front of you , you don't do it in front of me. Every relationship should have some shreds of mystery. If it happens on accident yeah,sure,we can laugh it off. But if you're in my bed and raging like a wild boar with no inhibitions at all...that's just fvcking disgusting.
 

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Zion said:
If it happens on accident yeah,sure,we can laugh it off. But if you're in my bed and raging like a wild boar with no inhibitions at all...that's just fvcking disgusting.
LOL this! If your girl is comfortable enough to do this then you're doing something wrong. That's some relationship ending chit right there.
 

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I had a girlfriend once who used to get really mad when I wasn't ok with her farting around me. I would make her go outside and take a fart walk. Her new husband seems like a complete AFC. She probably farts around him all the time.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
I had a girlfriend once who used to get really mad when I wasn't ok with her farting around me. I would make her go outside and take a fart walk. Her new husband seems like a complete AFC. She probably farts around him all the time.
That's funny right there.
 

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What's wrong with letting a girl fart in front of you (if you're longtime bf/gf)? is it inappropriate for her to take a sh1t in your presence too? Geez people are people.

When I eat a lot I fart a lot. I'm not gonna hold that sh1t in, so I wouldn't expect someone else to either.
 

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sageproduct said:
What's wrong with letting a girl fart in front of you (if you're longtime bf/gf)? is it inappropriate for her to take a sh1t in your presence too? Geez people are people.

When I eat a lot I fart a lot. I'm not gonna hold that sh1t in, so I wouldn't expect someone else to either.
Same here...live a little... maybe she has a fart fetish? :rock:
 
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