Girl asks 'what do u do for a living?'

[alphamale1]

Whats something c&f to the above.
Ive been saying

Her: What do u do for a living?'
Me: I sell slaves

Her: What do u do for a living?
Me: I work for kfc, i might get a promotion next week, bye bye toilets, hello cash register!'

 

[Jon E]

Taco Bell....Im employee of the month.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"I'm a Gigalo of course; by the way, I don't take personal checks."

 

[Lost In Translation]

Lion Tamer is my usual response



Lost In Translation

 

[TheSplat]

I usually just lie and say "Personal Masseuse." Not really ****y or funny, but it gets their attention!

 

[PeeGee]

I sell sperm

 

[Mack Bishop]

sales

 

[squirrels]

I tell them the truth...that I "work for the government." Then I cleverly sidestep any follow-up questions in a suspicious way.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

"I improve morale in between threats of getting fired."

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
"I improve morale in between threats of getting fired."

I like that one....

 

[traveling-salesman]

I use either " prizefighter" or "I live off my families wealth"

I saw a line on here , "I seduce rich woman out of there money"I used it last week and got a great reaction.

 

[b's nuts]

how about just tell her what it is you do?

 

[McKindley]

B's nuts, you're a pragmatic genius.

So alphamale1, why don't you want her to know what you do? Is your job really gay, or boring or something?

When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "you know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"

 

[biker_gixxer]

'I'm a male stripper that works for wealthy house wives'

 

[WaterTiger]

Originally posted by McKindley
When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "You know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"

So THAT'S what they call those guys!

Just tell the girl what you do for a living. Not every question a girl asks is a shyt test. Sometimes it's just that they wat to get to know you better.

 

[dockta]

Dolphin Trainer... chicks love it..

 

[Crank_It_Up]

research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.

 

[jakeyboy]

Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.

haha!!! thats a good one

here's my addition

"i sell condoms, shall i demonstrate?" (followed up by chuckles and her blushing and me finally telling her what i really do)

 

[TurboLover]

I'm in the Drilling business.

 

[Hollowpoint]