Girl asks 'what do u do for a living?'

Gangster Of Love

Master Don Juan
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1. "I am restroom attendant. You know, the guy who sits there and has all kinds of candy, toilet paper, soap, on the sink, and is hoping for a tip from restroom users who try to avoid making eye contact with me."

2. "A retired porn star. I live off the royalties."

3. "I am a model. A foot model. I have nice feet. Haven't you seen my feet on those ads?"
 
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