gf has thick white vaginal mucus

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im going to be blunt. My girlfriend has thick white vaginal mucus. We had sex today (i was wearing a condom), and when i pulled out her vagina was covered in this thick white vaginal mucus. What is this, and what causes this?
 

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its female ejaculate designed to lubricate the area for efficient sex/reproduction.

or she been ****ing the salad cream bottle again.
 

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It sounds like a yeast infection.

Expect your diick to fall off in about 2 or 3 weeks.


PS. The first part was serious.
One thing it is NOT female ejaculation.
 

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If it looks like thick white mucus and it's not clear it's a yeast infection.

Don't listen to these dumb mother fuccking dipshiit teenagers who don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.
I own a nursing agency, so I know enough about health care
 

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Actually Helter Skelter...Thick and white is completely normal.
A yeast infection involves cottage cheese texture and a disgusting smell. (Trust me, thats the least gross way I could say it. I apologize to anyone who, after reading that, won't be able to get a boner for 5 years)

You are right though, it isn't female ejaculation. The female ejaculate and the female lubrication are actually different and come from different places. Female ejaculation is clear and comes from the urethra, which is why girls are often worried that they are wetting the bed, when in actuality, they are not. Female lubrication originates inside the vagina, due to vasocongestion in the vaginal walls. (Think of this like a damp sponge, it won't drip unless its squeezed. Erotic feelings "squeeze" the vaginal walls, and the fluid is forced out)

It often becomes think and white because once it has been forced out of the vaginal walls, it will coalesce. Especially if you tease your girl for a long time, or (conversely) go at it very hard causing a lot of friction in her vagina.
 

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smegma

when guys get it, it's called knob cheese
 

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Originally posted by TinyDancer
Actually Helter Skelter...Thick and white is completely normal.
A yeast infection involves cottage cheese texture and a disgusting smell.
Wrong.... Dr. Tiny Dancer

A yeast infection smells like "yeast" which could be a smell similar to beer or bread.
A exact diagnosis can only be made under a microscope by an MD.


Once again dumb dipshiit teenagers continue to rule and give bad advice on this board.
 

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Could be her natural secretions or could be yeast, impossible to say unless you give me her phone number and I'll personally inspect ...

Here's info on yeast infections taken from the "urology channel" website (which we have a link to under our stickied "stds, etc."):

Overview

As many as 75% of women experience genital candidiasis, also known as vulvovaginal candidiasis (VVC), candidal vaginitis, monilial vaginitis, monilial infection, and vaginal yeast infection during their lifetime. Overgrowth of the fungus Candida albicans, normally present in vaginal flora, causes an allergic reaction that produces symptoms. It most commonly occurs in sexually active young women and is the most commonly diagnosed vaginal infection.

Genital yeast infection generally is not considered to be a sexually transmitted disease, but it is possible to acquire infection from a partner with genital or oral colonization. Men with genital yeast infection are usually asymptomatic.

Causes and Risk Factors

Vulvovaginal candidiasis is an opportunistic infection associated with risk factors that disrupt the body’s natural defense against proliferation and infection, such as the following:

* Broad-spectrum antibiotic use
* Diabetes mellitus
* Douching
* Immunodeficiency
* IUDs
* Pregnancy
* Scented feminine hygiene products
* Steroid use

Signs and Symptoms

Itching, burning, and vulvovaginal pain, irritation, and inflammation are common symptoms of yeast infection. Thick, white, cottage-cheesy vaginal discharge may coat the vaginal walls. There is no foul odor. Urination and intercourse may be painful.

Diagnosis

Cultures, a pH level check, and microscopic examination of vaginal secretions are usually performed to confirm the diagnosis and help rule out other possible infections.
 

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If it was a yeast infection, wouldn't sex hurt too much for her? Honest question...I'm not being a smart ass.
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Wrong.... Dr. Tiny Dancer
Actually, It's Tiny Dancer, C.N.A :)

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
A yeast infection smells like "yeast" which could be a smell similar to beer or bread. An exact diagnosis can only be made under a microscope by an MD.
I don't see how that makes anything I said wrong...

I said that yeast infections have a distinct odor, and that a common symptom is a thick, cottage cheese textured discharge.

Both of these things are right.

and yeah, an exact diagnosis must be made by an MD, but once a girl has been diagnosed with a yeast infection one time, she is trusted to have the knowledge of what one is like so she can treat herself the next time without needing to see a doctor. (Check a monistat box, I'm so right)

Oh, and don't be an ass to me. I'm one of the nice girls. :)
 

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Originally posted by TinyDancer
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A yeast infection involves cottage cheese texture and a disgusting smell.
Suddenly a yeast infection has gone from a disgusting smell to a distinct odor???? mmm.......
What happen there???
 

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Helter Skelter. I rarely play this card...but I have a vagina, and you don't. And if my vagina smelled yeasty. I'd say it was pretty disgusting.
 

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Originally posted by TinyDancer
Helter Skelter. I rarely play this card...but I have a vagina, and you don't. And if my vagina smelled yeasty. I'd say it was pretty disgusting.
ahhahah lol i'm smelling this **** right here :mad: :(
 

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Originally posted by TinyDancer
Helter Skelter. I rarely play this card...but I have a vagina, and you don't. And if my vagina smelled yeasty. I'd say it was pretty disgusting.
Sorry too late for excuses.

You lose.
You freak!!
 

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Wow... Something must be wrong with my eyes because it seems like some dude was just on here fighting with some chick over what a yeast infection is like...

...Did that really just happen!?:confused:


Damn.:rolleyes:
 

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If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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