GF dumped me last night, I feel horrible and need some advice

[Paradox]

Originally posted by Oxide
Just to make sure, this thread was a JOKE, right?


Please man, tell me you are kidding. Let me see if i got this straight - A 16 year old dumped YOU by texting because you were not following her wishes!?! Is this world going to hell this soon?


Let me show you how it works in OxideLand:

Her- "Hey, we need to spend more time together"
Me - "Yeah, i got some free time, let's get together. I drove to you last couple of times, it is your turn"

Her- "Waaahhh.. I cant drive.."
Me -" Alright, i will come, you gonna have to fill up my tank and take me out to dinner though"



--

Her - "You should move closer so we can be together"
Me - *thinks* Do i like this town i live in? Yeah! "Sorry babe can't do"


Her -"You are the one i know it!"
Me - " You are 16, what the fvck do you know?"

Her - "Are we like boyfriend/girlfriend ?"
Me - "Girl, i've known you for 3 weeks. We havent even had sex. I do enjoy your company, but we are just friends for now" (true story)




AND.. finally

Her - "TXT MSG - "We should break up"
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....... Wow!"

Why are you posting in this Forum?

 

[MightyMate]

Dating 16 is worse.