Getting A girls Sexual Side Out POF (interaction from start to end)

[fooshoonoo]

Thought this was a good read so i stole it
Orginal
http://collegeflirt.net/

This is a conversation verbatim from plenty of fish, to my phone…I lie alot in it but eh, i got laid. Even though this is through text, I can’t stress enough that this is basically how I talk to all girls I’m trying to get with and MANY of the conversation literally go just like this. I just don’t happen to have them in text. And yes…this girl was hot

(open with something different)

Me: Hi

According to your profile

You have all your limbs attatched
You speak english
You kill plants
You swear alot
You want to be shot with lasers

These are 5 o the 8 things i look for in a girl so i propose we go on a date to discuss possible mating

Please respond within 3 business days or I will commence in eating my weight in ice cream

(chevelle….reallly…)

Her:
According to your profile:

You quite possibly have been in jail
Like to destroy things in and around your neighborhood
You are secure enough with your masculinity to wear a Twilight shirt
Say fart, and hopefully do, fart
Live in ______, where I was born

Maybe I could acquire the other three characteristics I need to acquire Goddess Status.

Did you eat your own weight in ice cream anyways…? I vote Banana Split.

(Fart….really?)

Me: If you had the other 3 characteristics I’d probably come to CS right now and attempt to make love to you on a mountain top

But since you don’t we are gonna have to go on a date or something and flirt. Or maybe just meet up on Northgate like normal people

Im so sorry you were born in _____ it must of scarred you for life

Her:
Are you from BCS or something?

Good luck finding a mountain top close to here in which to have sex with me on. (small **** test)

And yes, it did scar me for life. Raised on Dyess and everything.

Me:
haha alright maybe we could just have sex under a waterfall or something (blow off **** test)

Im in CS alot and about to move there for work n school

Your poor girl, I used to be air force, its makes people weird….like plenty of fish weird =P

Her:
We could go to Austin, there’s a waterfall there! I’m ready! (**** test pass = amped up sexuality)

You’re going back to school? What did you get your BS in?

And I agree, you are pretty ****ing weird. Air Force did a number on you.

Me:

haha DTFUW (down to **** under a waterfall) i love it =P

Random Information about me

I think we are both kinda weird lol…so is this site lol. Shoot me your number so we can work out this waterfall agreement =P

Her:
Good idea with the waterfall, will mask my loud moaning which is apparently what I’m really good at.

I was going to call you an idiot for coming to CS simply to have fun…and then I remembered where you’re from and I thought better of it. What are you going to go to school for?

Yes, I think we’re both very strange and this site is pretty close. I’ll be graduating in May so I won’t be here past June or so (hopefully.) Wouldn’t want you to fall in love with me or anything.

Me:
okay see your mean because thinking about moaning turns me on, and since you live in cs makes me very sexually frustrated

rude

haha i travel all over texas and I always have the most fun on northgate..cs kinda sucks for other stuff though

okay no more being pof pen pals whats your number

Her:
Ugh. You’re weird and that intrigues me so…

55555 number


TO TEXTING

1(me) : Im not sure how it got to this but im totally picturing ****ing you under a waterfall right now

2: So i did some fb stalking and you do not live in austrailian. Thats sad because i doubt it will ever happen (**** test)

1: Haha i did 2 monthes ago, ha ya we will prob have to **** in bed or something….laaaame (**** test destroyed)

2: I want to live in austraila….!! would get so turned on by the accent wherever Id go. Wet at the grocery store, wet at the theater, Id be screwed (but never literally which sucks (look what happens when you pass **** test)

1:Haha i can do a pretty sweet one. Thank for letting me know how to get into your pants (her name)

2: Well ****. You dont ride bikes to do ya? Cause id be done

1.Ive always wanted to do a girl on a motorcycle porno style if that counts

2.THAT does NOT count. You fail. And thats fun by the way (**** test for lack of better words)

1.Haha, maybe if your cool ill let you show me how…Ride a motorcycle that is (**** test her right back)

2.Im not cool your screwed (still ****ing with me)

1.Guess someones not getting laid by a austrailian guy now (im the prize)

2.Your not austrailian i want the real thing (still ****ing with me)

And i want a cool girl. Wed never work and we just have cold emotionless sex all day, you fail (im the prize)

I dont think my vag could handle sex all day especially if your big. Send me a pic ( I win)

I then link her to my website Ehowtobuy___ (not public yet). And changed the text on it to say IM GONNA **** YOU ON A MOTORCYCLE, with a picture of me flipping her off
2: HAHA you win, the guy at the top though looks like he has a mullet

1: Lol i like you (her name)

2: Haha, i know lets have babies (game point. Match alex)

1: Cool ill see you on this day
Roll credits

Okay now look at all that. While this was a text convo, this basically how I talk to ALL girls when I approach them.
Open with something unique (the first message)
Bring playful sexual nonsense into it
Use alot of Push and pull, tease her and basically say whats ever on my mind (this is autopilot now, i dont sit around and think this stuff up)
Alot of time if you ad sexual playful convo and you have the girl attracted she will throw something sexual out if shes a sexual person. This 90% of the time how i tell what type of girl im talking to and calibrate. Like when she mentioned moaning under a waterfall, shes telling me im pretty open minded sexually. I can then gauge that to how sexual im gonna get

Now when i find a girl like this is from 20% to 100% pretty fast like you see. Once the sex floodgate is open it stays open

I STILL USE PUSH PULL. See how i tell her shes turning me on and then act like shes rude for it..PULL PUSH

Alot of girl online and via text will act like they missed part of something you sent. Like where i tell her to give me her number she ignores it and keeps talking. I then take control and say NO MORE CHIT CHAT NUMBA NUMBA…

We start texting and she starts **** testing me by telling me ( well she did this alot. Look at the one where she say good look finding a mountain and i blow it off with the waterfall comment, she then amps up the sex talk)
She say its to bad we will never have sex on a bike the second i text her. I respond like i dont understand us not having sex, by just saying YEAAHHH prob have to do it on a bed. Didnt plan that, just who I am, but thats how you want to respond to stuff like that

Then she tells me she wants a real austrailian and not me. Most guys would be like OH IM JUST AS GOOD. Im the prize however so i remind her that i need a cool girl and that we wouldnt work and then tell her wed just have sex all day PUSH PULL PUSH PULL

Notice after how every **** test i pass she amps it up more and more. This is how it usually goes. In person, through text, on POF this is how I talk to girls

Say whats on your mind, use push pull, calibrate, amp up sexuality, pass **** test.

 

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