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I heard Brazil during carnival is like a sex fest, I also heard this about hedonism in Jamacia. Whats the scoop, anyone ever been to either and care to report.
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Pretty much like any popular club...LOL! AFCs love going to places like this, as if being in a certain place at a certain time is enough to get you hooked up.
Brazilians, from what I've heard, are very passionate. From personal experience, they also seem somewhat less apprehensive with their sexuality.
elvis aint dead yet
Senior Don Juan
The problem with many american guys who go to foreign countries for vacation or hear about a friend going is, yeah many places hate the US, but most people want to come to the us.
I had a buddy who was in the marines. He told me, i forget what country, some place in europe, where if you are an American, the women will almost drop their panties for you. they want to get pregnant or they want to come to the US so bad, they'd do anything for you.
So basically, Men from america, hear about this or they go over to these countries on vacation and fall in love with the idea that US women are bitc*es and foreign women are easier.
As for hedonism, I've heard for every girl there are probably 20 guys. It's like a sausage fest they say, unless you go with a girlfriend or a wife, it's a waste of time.
I had a buddy who was in the marines. He told me, i forget what country, some place in europe, where if you are an American, the women will almost drop their panties for you. they want to get pregnant or they want to come to the US so bad, they'd do anything for you.
So basically, Men from america, hear about this or they go over to these countries on vacation and fall in love with the idea that US women are bitc*es and foreign women are easier.
As for hedonism, I've heard for every girl there are probably 20 guys. It's like a sausage fest they say, unless you go with a girlfriend or a wife, it's a waste of time.
hb
Master Don Juan
umm HELLO! where have you guys been.
DONT U KNOW THAT 1 OUT OF EVERY 4 PEOPLE IN BRAZIL HAS AIDS!!!!
DONT U KNOW THAT 1 OUT OF EVERY 4 PEOPLE IN BRAZIL HAS AIDS!!!!
jbbrain
Master Don Juan
that makes no sense
get your facts straight
get your facts straight
Mr Perfect
Don Juan
I was at Brazil last year, and whilst staying at a 5-star hotel with my best friend at rio, I've attended several beach parties. All I had to do was tell them I'm a westerner and sex was as easy as hell. Very easy.
As a tourist, having sex at Brazil should be so easy for you, you should have no excuses of why you didn't get laid.
As a tourist, having sex at Brazil should be so easy for you, you should have no excuses of why you didn't get laid.
hahahaha, you have noooooooo idea, I think you are talking about Mosambique in Africa!! Dont say things, when you have NO IDEA what you are talking about.
In South American generally if you are a westerner they love you. Also another funny fact is, haahaha, In Cuba you seriously just need to take a bar of soap and all the girls will be all over you. Serioulsy soap is a rare commodity over there so I would advise you pack heaps of it when you go Cuba,hahahaaha!
Yeah... when I go to cuba I'll take a bar of soap with me to the club, maybe I'll make a necklace out of it... have a bycicle chain and a bar of soap through it. Then when cubana's ask me what its for I'll say to wash my giant ****. Brilliant Clooney, brilliant. Lets carry soap everywhere. In fact, to let the cubanas see our wealth we should have soap on our sleeves like a magic trick so that when we shake hands the soap will slip out and into our hands so that when your hand meets the hand of a lovely senorita she will feel the bar of soap and immediately note our Western wealth. Consequently, she, and any other Cubana, will want to have a wild orgy with us where she ritualistically eats the bar of soap during climax and then involuntarily throw "us" up (I will not explain that last line).
Brilliant!
GREAT WHITE SHARK
Master Don Juan
Hey, I am living in Brazil and I had easier sex when visting a friend in Arkansas and Colorado - during normal days - than here in Carnival.
That´s it, american girls are easier than brazilian *****s in sex fest. If you are not getting any of your neighboors, you are an afc, practice DJ skills and you will see the light... the asz, those tits... a bj... ehehhehehe
That´s it, american girls are easier than brazilian *****s in sex fest. If you are not getting any of your neighboors, you are an afc, practice DJ skills and you will see the light... the asz, those tits... a bj... ehehhehehe
Austin Allegro
Master Don Juan
There was a tv series in the UK called Pleasure Island, about the Hedonism resort in Jamaica.
It looked utterly horrendous.
Most of the people were British trailer trash - overweight, ugly, middle aged and loud. They wander around naked with their 'apron flaps' on show - not a pretty sight.
Avoid. DJs don't need that stuff!
It looked utterly horrendous.
Most of the people were British trailer trash - overweight, ugly, middle aged and loud. They wander around naked with their 'apron flaps' on show - not a pretty sight.
Avoid. DJs don't need that stuff!
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
There are automatically more opportunities while you're on vacation - anywhere. Women are just more relaxed and open.
R u talking about me? haha, I am not an ignorant american. And I have been to Cuba MVPlaya, I have been to many countries in this world. haha, so dont pay out on me when you have NO IDEA what you are talking about! You are the one with American ignorance!! If you went to cuba and showed them soap, you would be SHOCKED at their shock!