Gave the valet guy a $100 tip!

[speakeasy]

Ugh, I just realized last night that a hundred dollar bill was missing from my walet. While I fumbling for some cash a few nights ago to pay a valet, I must have accidenty gave him a hundred dollar bill when my intention was giving him 4 single dollars. UGH, I'm sooooo f'ing pissed off myself right now. I just had to rant! :cuss:

 

[backbreaker]

back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!

 

[Luveno]

The great thing about Canadian money is that the bills are color coded. Thus, there is no confusion about how much money you are giving someone.

Plus, our one and two dollar denominations are in coin form. Again, if you're just giving a small tip or handout, this basically prevents it from being a hundred dollar bill.

If there's only one thing Canada does right, and this very well may be it, its our money.

 

[Ken785]

back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!

BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

Reminds me of being drunk in a dark bar in Singapore flipping the ****tail waitress a "few coins" for each drink. Must have spent atleast 100 bucks in tips.

 

[backbreaker]

BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[eminence]

and how do you mix up a single bill, with 4 seperate bills?

 

[speakeasy]

BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? y

Yeah, I was trying to figure out what combination of 4 bills would add up to 298 myself. Sounds like something on an IQ test.

 

[MagnuM]

Wow...

At least you made that guys day.

And cocaine isn't all that bad, as long as you aren't freebasin and cookin' it with mom's baking soda!

 

[backbreaker]

amonia is better

 

[MagnuM]

No. Cocaine is better.

Gotta few bumps right here actually! <== JOKE

 

[backbreaker]

No. Cocaine is better.

Gotta few bumps right here actually! <== JOKE

ovbously you never cooked freebase because you didn't get the joke.


You can use either "ether" or "baking soda" to make freebase.. however baking soda is safer and more accecpted.. while ether is actually hella better **** if you don't blow up your house

anyway, back to the missing money. There should be insurance for that ****.

 

[Flyer]

lol. I dont think any insurance policy covers stupidity.

better luck next time