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oakraiderz2

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Gay...haha...seriously...that was fvckin gay sh*t.
 

backbreaker

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that is the funniest CD I ever heard in my life.. 'm going to burn it and play it in my car like it's a normal CD and see the reaction I get next time I am on a date.
 

Channel your excited feelings into positive thoughts and behaviors. You will attract women by being enthusiastic, radiating energy, and becoming someone who is fun to be around.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Duke

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This is incredibly hilarious. I agree, this would be great to put it on if you have a girl or friends in the car and then bop your head to it with a serious look on your face.
 

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He said he wasn't gay, he just wanted to chat
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back

In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed

F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets

I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off

He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!


-"He Wants It"
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Skel

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HAHA you know you want the album for xmas
 

LowPlainsDrifter

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www.mchawking.com

Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.
 
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