******** game!

[Taviii]

I find ******** to be fun but also true at moments.

How bout I start with a ******** line and you will say what it means and write a new line in ******** for others to translate.

So here I go:

Do you even like me? You never show me that you like me...

 

[Vulpine]

Do you even like me? You never show me that you like me...

Translation:
"I like fuqing you, but I feel like a slvt because that's all we ever do when we are together."

********:
Don't you trust me? I just have a problem when people don't trust me.

 

[Desdinova]

"I like fuqing you, but I feel like a slvt because that's all we ever do when we are together."

Sometimes I just want to cuddle. Nevermind, forget it!"

 

[cant think of a user name]

********:
"Our only hope for the redemption of woman from the thralldom of dress lies in the belief that her hitherto limited sphere of activities has been so insufficient for her intellectual occupations that she has been forced to expend her thoughts in decorating her person, instead of enlarging her mind."

 

[Vulpine]

Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah

Translation:
"Do you like me? You never show me that you like me... "

********:
Sometimes I just want to cuddle.

 

[Taviii]

********:
Sometimes I just want to cuddle.

Translation:
I wish you were an AFC like my last boyfriend, and I would control this relationship, not you.

********:
What are you doing down there?

 

[Vulpine]

********:
What are you doing down there?

Translation:
"I think my snapper is dirty and smells like a carp in the sun. Plus all the other guys who've bothered didn't know what they were doing down there, so let's not bother with that, ok?"

or:

"You suck. Please stop."

or:

"Stop teasing me. You know how to get me off, so get to it already. I can't stand it anymore!"

or:

"I've never had anyone tease me like this before. You're either really good, or don't know WTF you're doing. I can't tell, so tell me."

There's a simpler answer to this one, so I'm throwing it back out:

********:
Sometimes I just want to cuddle.

 

[WesCottII]

Your penis is too big. It's hurting me.

 

[Vulpine]

Your penis is too big. It's hurting me.

Translation:
"I'm too dry. You didn't bother to get me wet: you suck."

or:

"Wrong hole."

********:
Sometimes I just want to cuddle.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

[quote="Vulpine]********:
Don't you trust me? I just have a problem when people don't trust me.[/quote]

translation:
Why don't you tell me anything? Why are you a challenge? Why can't I figure you out?


********:
No.

 

[Desdinova]

********:
Sometimes I just want to cuddle.

Translation:
I want everything (including sex) on my terms.

 

[Vulpine]

********:
Sometimes I just want to cuddle.

Translation:
"I'm having my period."

Actions, guys... remember? Not words.

Ok, try this one...

********:
Oh, you'll get along great with whatsherface. She's super funny, and I think she used to be a stripper like my friend soandso.

 

[penkitten]

********:
Oh, you'll get along great with whatsherface. She's super funny, and I think she used to be a stripper like my friend soandso.

translation: so if you would go on and hook up with her then i can date that new cute guy i met.


********:
i want some ice cream.

 

[WesCottII]

********:
i want some ice cream.

Go get me some ice cream.

******** :
Yes, I like it.

 

[whistler]

Go get me some ice cream.

******** :
Yes, I like it.

Translation:

That's the best you can do? God, you're terrible, but I don't have the balls to tell you.


********:

Do you think she's cute?

 

[DJDamage]

********:

Do you think she's cute?

Translation: "If you say yes then I will be mad at you for checking out another woman, if you say no, I know that you are lying to me and I will be even more upset and you won't be getting sex tonight"

The right answer: "Not as cute as you". --- Scratch that. If she gets jealous and mad so easily maybe you are with the wrong woman.

********: "I am going out clubbing with the girls"

 

[RedPill]

********: "I am going out clubbing with the girls"

Translation: I am going out clubbing with the girls... which means I might end up making out with some guy and giving him my number if he's hot. Things get crazy sometimes, especially when alcohol is in the mix. But don't worry I won't tell you about it 'cause I know you'd get all upset. It's fun to get dolled up and receive all that attention, and you never know, I might just end up meeting a great guy who replaces you someday.

********: "Well... I'm sort of seeing someone right now."

 

[Chaos-Knight]

********: "Well... I'm sort of seeing someone right now."

Translation: Don't bother me anymore , I'm available but not for you.




******** : You never call me

 

[penkitten]

Translation: Don't bother me anymore , I'm available but not for you.




******** : You never call me

translation: arent i good enough for you to chase?


********: do you think my butt looks too big in these pants?

 

[whistler]

translation: arent i good enough for you to chase?


********: do you think my butt looks too big in these pants?

Trans:

Of course it does. I know I've put on too many pounds since we first met than you'd like, but I want reassurance that I'll be able to keep this double-think going until I get enormous.


********:

So what do you do?