mad_monkey59
Don Juan
Hi guys... You join me embarking on a journey, away from chumpdom and into the light of a the Don Juan. If you can spare thirty seconds, read about the events that unrolled last night, the success, the failure, and most importantly why I have had enough of being a idiot.
Okay, im a good looking guy, im funny, im witty... I can see myself doing things mentioned on this sight naturally. What I am in a graphic sense, is an absolute idiot. Are you prepared for a laugh?
Okay, so im standing there, vodka redbull in one hand, in a club full of probably the best looking 18-23 y/o girls in Manchester. Three groups of girls, one either side, one behind, and at least three girls standing at the bar, all obviously interested... so what do I do? Well, you see, I stand there looking cool, with my vodka redbull, whilst systematically averting my gaze from every interested party... in a sense im ignoring some of the prettiest girls I have ever seen... why? well **** knows to be honest with you.
You see, I have a problem. Im an absolute ***** when it comes to women in clubs, actually I lie, im not a absolute *****, I can quite easily go up to girls when they are standing on their own, often without hesitation, although it just takes me a at least an hour of ignoring perfectly lovely ladies. However, as you can tell at 1:00 in the morning, two girls standing on their own??? - erm, yeah there is probably something wrong with them, like b/f's or perhaps something more interesting
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Anyway, the short and dry is, I ****ed up at least 10 golden opportunities... mainly because my mate has less bollocks then I do, but I can't go up to a small group of pretty, soft, gentle girls on my own... for reasons mentioned above, namely the part about me being an idiot, so I have to wait for the man who still uses lines about ladders and tights to approach girls with me, only for us to be told to get lost because 'we have b/f's'... yeah okay, w/e. Oh, and this gorgeous blonde fuking waved at me, so what did I do... i waved back with a cheeky smile and a wink and walked straight over... okay, I wish, what I did do was do the classic, look behind you, are you waving at me thing... then walked over and stood next to the girl with... my mate... trying to find my bollocks, which had proceded to fall out of my trouser legs and bounce their way down the stairs. She promptley walked off.
I did get shot down three times... yes, because, you guessed it the three girls I went up to, either had b/f's *cough* or had to rescue their mate (who my mate was supposed to be keeping occupied) from a crazed, drunk person, who had to rub his crotch up against anything even remotely feminen.
Sorry, I hope your not too bored...
Okay, so at least at the end - of - the - day, I sucked it up, and went for it, three times. I know what im doing wrong, I know what I should be doing... so this is where you come in.
I will endevour to approach five women a day, on my own... from this day forth... I will then post the results for your scrutiny. All I ask of you is to read my post, (wont be as long as this mutha i promise) and tell me what Im doing right and wrong... and give me a bollocking when necessary.
Thank you for reading my rant... and wish me luck.
J
Okay, im a good looking guy, im funny, im witty... I can see myself doing things mentioned on this sight naturally. What I am in a graphic sense, is an absolute idiot. Are you prepared for a laugh?
Okay, so im standing there, vodka redbull in one hand, in a club full of probably the best looking 18-23 y/o girls in Manchester. Three groups of girls, one either side, one behind, and at least three girls standing at the bar, all obviously interested... so what do I do? Well, you see, I stand there looking cool, with my vodka redbull, whilst systematically averting my gaze from every interested party... in a sense im ignoring some of the prettiest girls I have ever seen... why? well **** knows to be honest with you.
You see, I have a problem. Im an absolute ***** when it comes to women in clubs, actually I lie, im not a absolute *****, I can quite easily go up to girls when they are standing on their own, often without hesitation, although it just takes me a at least an hour of ignoring perfectly lovely ladies. However, as you can tell at 1:00 in the morning, two girls standing on their own??? - erm, yeah there is probably something wrong with them, like b/f's or perhaps something more interesting
. Anyway, the short and dry is, I ****ed up at least 10 golden opportunities... mainly because my mate has less bollocks then I do, but I can't go up to a small group of pretty, soft, gentle girls on my own... for reasons mentioned above, namely the part about me being an idiot, so I have to wait for the man who still uses lines about ladders and tights to approach girls with me, only for us to be told to get lost because 'we have b/f's'... yeah okay, w/e. Oh, and this gorgeous blonde fuking waved at me, so what did I do... i waved back with a cheeky smile and a wink and walked straight over... okay, I wish, what I did do was do the classic, look behind you, are you waving at me thing... then walked over and stood next to the girl with... my mate... trying to find my bollocks, which had proceded to fall out of my trouser legs and bounce their way down the stairs. She promptley walked off.
I did get shot down three times... yes, because, you guessed it the three girls I went up to, either had b/f's *cough* or had to rescue their mate (who my mate was supposed to be keeping occupied) from a crazed, drunk person, who had to rub his crotch up against anything even remotely feminen.
Sorry, I hope your not too bored...
Okay, so at least at the end - of - the - day, I sucked it up, and went for it, three times. I know what im doing wrong, I know what I should be doing... so this is where you come in.
I will endevour to approach five women a day, on my own... from this day forth... I will then post the results for your scrutiny. All I ask of you is to read my post, (wont be as long as this mutha i promise) and tell me what Im doing right and wrong... and give me a bollocking when necessary.
Thank you for reading my rant... and wish me luck.
J
