Game is snake charming

JohnyTheArrow

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A snake ... and a charmer.
As long you play, cobra will dance.The moment you stop, cobra becomes aware and it will bite you.

Now anytime ... you whine ... BDP ! She cheated ! She Dumped me !... .whatever ... never forget it was all your fault, you forgot to play.You forgot you charm a cobra.You are a man.You should be 100% responsible for taming the cobra.If you failed, you failed as a tamer, as a leader and as a master.Any woman can be tamed and controlled forever as long you are aware she must be in hypnotized state.

Cobra bite you.Now, don't whine.Take a pain as man.And play better next time.Always have in mind a picture of charmer and a snake.

Never stop if you don't want to be biten.
 

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I'd rephrase the title to "Life is Snake Charming'', it is the same whoever and whatever situation you are dealing in life. Its not fair just to single out women.
 

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stevo said:
Any woman can be tamed, with the right charmer.
I disagree, some are mentally unstable and simply incapable of being "tamed"... you will continually get bitten regardless of who you are or what you do.
 

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Game is snake charming

Yeah, except everything is the opposite. Your d!ck is the snake, and you're trying to charm the vagina basket on to it.
 

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I don't think it's about taming per se. But you do constantly have to manage your women. She can never feel like she "has you", that's the first step down a path many divorcees have gone down. Gotta keep her jealous and insecure. Buy her flowers then show up with a little lip stick on the collar typa stuff.

I don't make the rules man...
 
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Yewki said:
I disagree, some are mentally unstable and simply incapable of being "tamed"... you will continually get bitten regardless of who you are or what you do.
Some may have become inpervious to the bites though. Operating closer to a "pimp" where a stable of females is accepted, and they can dip off occasionally...
 

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DaddyLongShanks said:
Some may have become inpervious to the bites though. Operating closer to a "pimp" where a stable of females is accepted, and they can dip off occasionally...
Well there's a fine line to becoming impervious, and just putting up with more sh*t... I think the later is usually the case, caused from having oneitis. But if one of your plates is truly a psycho b*tch, IMO you're better off getting rid of her rather than trying to deal with it. Having a crazy b*tch obsessed with you isn't a good look.
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: this site will be -1 moderator for a while this one has to go to the hospital to get treated for fatal laughter about the snakes and snake charmer! I dont think I'll ever look at any woman the same again!:crackup: :crackup:
 

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logicallefty said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: this site will be -1 moderator for a while this one has to go to the hospital to get treated for fatal laughter about the snakes and snake charmer! I dont think I'll ever look at any woman the same again!:crackup: :crackup:
Here is another story for you :)

The Frog and The Scorpion.
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A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, both would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog then agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both.When asked why, the scorpion answers : 'Because that is my nature'
 

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JohnyTheArrow said:
Here is another story for you :)

The Frog and The Scorpion.
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A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, both would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog then agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both.When asked why, the scorpion answers : 'Because that is my nature'
haha that one made me think of my ex the bigamist. Destroyed me to the point to where I lost my job as a direct result of her actions, and yet that job was feeding her and her kids up to that point. But then she just moved right on to the next man (frog) and left this frog dieing in the water. Luckly he recovered and came back and had some bees he knew around the way fly over and sting her and bring her to her knees, one sting at a time. Good stuff!
 
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logicallefty said:
haha that one made me think of my ex the bigamist. Destroyed me to the point to where I lost my job as a direct result of her actions, and yet that job was feeding her and her kids up to that point. But then she just moved right on to the next man (frog) and left this frog dieing in the water. Luckly he recovered and came back and had some bees he knew around the way fly over and sting her and bring her to her knees, one sting at a time. Good stuff!
Did she screw the new guy over too? "The bigamist", so she had multiple "husbands"?
 
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