Fvck it

[_sideways_]

....yo....you guys heard about my situation here.


I'm deciding now...her sister just said that she wants a relationship....

And I flirt with both.

They both fvck with me.

So I decided....fvck it.

I'm cool with the mom...and I doubt she'll kick me out.


I'm gonna do both.

Wish me luck.

 

[Fruitbat]

Your sister wants a relationship?
I’d say next

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

I'm gonna do both.

Wish me luck.

Just be careful they're not playing the Wicker Man long game...

 

[HaleyBaron]

Normally, I'd say to refrain, but life is about living. And for us guys, getting multiple girls under the same roof is not something that comes by everyday. And some of the guys will try to act coy, but we all had fantasies of living with non blood related girls that we can ****. And not the "she's my roommate in this apartment" sort of deal. We're talking "we live together more intimately" fantasies. Apron wearing with nothing on, attacks in the shower, don't act like we all don't know the deal.

 

[Barrister]

Normally, I'd say to refrain, but life is about living. And for us guys, getting multiple girls under the same roof is not something that comes by everyday. And some of the guys will try to act coy, but we all had fantasies of living with non blood related girls that we can ****. And not the "she's my roommate in this apartment" sort of deal. We're talking "we live together more intimately" fantasies. Apron wearing with nothing on, attacks in the shower, don't act like we all don't know the deal.

Except that isn’t what this is if you read his previous posts. It’s not going to end well.

 

[HaleyBaron]

Except that isn’t what this is if you read his previous posts. It’s not going to end well.

Isn't he like living in a pool house deal from what I remember? A mom and two daughters around his age?

 

[Barrister]

Isn't he like living in a pool house deal from what I remember? A mom and two daughters around his age?

I don't think the mom lives there he just knows her. He has banged 1 of the sisters and the other sister he has not banged wants a relationship with him. I didn't get the gist that the sister who wants the LTR knows he has banged the other. These sisters would have to be seriously fu*ked in the head to be OK banging the same guy off and on who is also their roommate. Either they are bat sh1t crazy OR - what is more likely - this is going to completely blow up in OPs face.

 

[lost_blackbird]

*popcorn emoji*

 

[_sideways_]

Just be careful they're not playing the Wicker Man long game...

What's the wicker man long game?

 

[_sideways_]

Isn't he like living in a pool house deal from what I remember? A mom and two daughters around his age?

Yes....like super quiet.
Fvck it.
I like both of them

 

[_sideways_]

The mom lives here. And I have a nice relationship with her.


I'm tired of sleeping alone.

 

[Barrister]

The mom lives here. And I have a nice relationship with her.


I'm tired of sleeping alone.

If you’re going for the most spectacular crash and burn possible why not go for the mom as well? Make it a complete family affair.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

What's the wicker man long game?

The Wicker Man was a movie about a guy going to an island with a bunch of women who were nice to him but were actually in a cult.

Their end game was to put the dude in a gigantic wicker man and burn him alive as part of their cult.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

The mom lives here. And I have a nice relationship with her.


I'm tired of sleeping alone.

This will not end well.

 

[_sideways_]

You guys underestimate how nice I can be.
Last night I was playing cards with the other one and I had my hand under her skirt the whole time.
And they're both keeping it cool.
I might stop all interaction all together and just take them both out to a nice dinner.

 

[_sideways_]

I am staying in my room all morning.
My stomach hurts....and they both came in...
Being all nice, like what can we get you, get out of bed...etc....
Lol....

 

[B80]

If you’re going for the most spectacular crash and burn possible why not go for the mom as well? Make it a complete family affair.

And the dad, if he can find him.

 

[tightsocks]

This situation is a ticking time bomb. Get out before it goes off.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

You guys underestimate how nice I can be.
Last night I was playing cards with the other one and I had my hand under her skirt the whole time.
And they're both keeping it cool.
I might stop all interaction all together and just take them both out to a nice dinner.

Lmao...you can't be serious.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

This situation is a ticking time bomb. Get out before it goes off.

OP is seemingly doing everything in his power to ruin it.