Ken785
Master Don Juan
I WAS AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT WITH A COUPLE CO-WORKERS. SO WERE ALL DRINKING HAVING A GOOD TIME. WE GO OUTSIDE FOR A SMOKE AND WERE CHATTING IT UP WITH THE BOUNCER AND EVERYTHING. THERE WAS THIS ONE DUDE I WAS TALKING TOO OUTSIDE....HE WAS ALL DRUNK LIKE I WAS...I ASK HIM LETS GO INSIDE AND TAKE A SHOT LIKE A CHALLENGE KINDA... HE SAYS "DOES THIS GUY WANNA FIGHT ME?!!" I WAS LIKE "NAH...ITS ALL ABOUT DRINKING, NOT FIGHTING..." NEXT THING I KNOW THIS DUDE SWINGS AT ME....I HAD HIS ARM IN IN A ARMLOCK, THEN WE GO TO THE GROUND WITH HIM LANDING FACE FIRST...IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY I STILL HAD MY CIGARETTE IN MY RIGHT HAND...I THINK I TOOK IT AND PUT IT OUT ON HIS FACE....THEN WITH MY LEFT ARM LOCKING HIS ARM AND HIS FACE ON THE GROUND I GET ONE PUNCH IN HIS FACE. THEN THE BOUNCER BREAKS ME OFF HIM...
AT THIS POINT IM PISSED!! I WAS LIKE 20 FEET AWAY FROM THE GUY STILL SCREAMING AT HIM... HES STILL SITTING ON THE GROUND WITH THE BOUNCER STANDING NEXT TO HIM. NOW IM JUST TALKING SMACK SAYING "I DIDNT DO SH1T TO YOU AND YOU SWUNG AT ME!! NOW YOUR SITTING ON THE GROUND LIKE A FVCKIN B1TCH!!" THEN HIS CAB COMES AND I CONTINUE TO TALK SMACK SAYING "YEAH THERE GOES YOUR CAB SO YOU CAN GO TO ANOTHER BAR AND GET FVCKED UP AGAIN!!" (HE SAID EARLIER THAT HE WAS BAR HOPPING)
THEN AFTER THE BOUNCER COMES TO ME AND SAYS I HAD THE RIGHT TO BEAT HIS A$S...AND IF WE WERE SOMEWHERE ELSE HE'D LET ME FVCK HIM UP, HE SAID IT WAS HIS JOB AND I TOLD HIM I UNDERSTAND.
THEN AFTER ONE OF MY COWORKERS TELL ME THAT WHEN HE WAS SITTING ON THE GROUND HE WAS CRYING SAYING "ITS ALL MY FAULT!! *cry *cry "
anyways...fvckin great night regardless...first time being in a fight at the bar...felt fvckin good about myself....they had to close the bar down for the night because of us though...which sucks.
AT THIS POINT IM PISSED!! I WAS LIKE 20 FEET AWAY FROM THE GUY STILL SCREAMING AT HIM... HES STILL SITTING ON THE GROUND WITH THE BOUNCER STANDING NEXT TO HIM. NOW IM JUST TALKING SMACK SAYING "I DIDNT DO SH1T TO YOU AND YOU SWUNG AT ME!! NOW YOUR SITTING ON THE GROUND LIKE A FVCKIN B1TCH!!" THEN HIS CAB COMES AND I CONTINUE TO TALK SMACK SAYING "YEAH THERE GOES YOUR CAB SO YOU CAN GO TO ANOTHER BAR AND GET FVCKED UP AGAIN!!" (HE SAID EARLIER THAT HE WAS BAR HOPPING)
THEN AFTER THE BOUNCER COMES TO ME AND SAYS I HAD THE RIGHT TO BEAT HIS A$S...AND IF WE WERE SOMEWHERE ELSE HE'D LET ME FVCK HIM UP, HE SAID IT WAS HIS JOB AND I TOLD HIM I UNDERSTAND.
THEN AFTER ONE OF MY COWORKERS TELL ME THAT WHEN HE WAS SITTING ON THE GROUND HE WAS CRYING SAYING "ITS ALL MY FAULT!! *cry *cry "
anyways...fvckin great night regardless...first time being in a fight at the bar...felt fvckin good about myself....they had to close the bar down for the night because of us though...which sucks.
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