Funny Situation: Read & Laugh

[slickaz]

So i knew this chic from varsity.
She was a gorgeous girl, ive always wanted her. but at the time i was with someone and hence dropped that idea.

anyway a month ago i bumped into her and slightly dabbed the fact that im single, and she mentioned she was single too. and that we should meet up later for coffee..we got numbers and i parted.

Anyway we went out on a few coffee dates and dinner/movie dates. But she is a 'model' and she works alot 'overseas'. so in the past month shes been out to fiji, new caledonia, japan etc for 'work'

This girl can really dress, she always has expensive clothing on etc. and i always wonder how she affords this. She drives a porsche truck. she lives alone in a flashy house etc. i always figured must be daddys cash.

in between her works, she flies back and we'll go on a date.

On one of these trips, shes gone to Fiji after which she was meant to stop by Melbourne, then back home. So i was out on another plate date. get this call.

i answer and its her from fiji, she says she's changed her plan for tonight..shes surprising me flying in from fiji to where i was to then fly out melbourne tomoro morning, and noone knows her boss her friends nobody. said she missed me and really wants my company tonight, can i come pick her up at the airport.

PLZ NOT: we didnt fclose till now.

So i go pick her and straight away kissing in the airport..and EVERYBODY looking at me hookin up with this amazing bodied amazingly dressed chic. so i was like YIYA! the MAN!!!..
drive her home..we go in and no questions..straight away she says "Make Love to me.."..im like huh? you mean here?
she: " i dont care where baby, i wanna be made LOVE to.."
me: "go to the kitchen n wait there.."
i went out to my car chucked my phone in there (incase the other plate from earlier rings me asking if everything with "my friend at the hospital with the brokken leg is ok")

This kitchen is very flashy like the new houses so from the kitchen island top to the floor to the table to the floor by the fridge.

Anyway at one point i go turn around n bend over the table..she does..as soon as i stick in, she turns around n says "i wanna be made love to, that felt like im being fvkd.."
i was like huh? but anyway at the time i didnt give a ****..so i did her. about 2 hours through (including 4play etc.. ) we're in the shower..n she goes "wow! makin Love feels so good"
so i got real worried and asked her" whats this MAKING LOVE trip ur on?"
she goes"well u make me feel like nother blah blah blah n makin love to u feels so much beta than just fvkn sm guy.."
me: ok..i didnt think much of it, figured she may have had some idiots in the past.

she flew out the next morning, left me wakin up to her empty house.
Note" hey baby, thank you for last, it made me believe in love again..plz do me a favour n stock my fridge with some chicken and bread, i left money and my car keys.."
SWEEEEEEEET! the PORSCHE TRUCK!!

anyway..her ex is(WAS) a friend of mine..sees me stepping out her truck in the supermarket..walks upto me..WTF! you're seeing that ho3!

i explained: dude, she said she was single..whats the problem?
he: DUDE! shes a ho3!
me: cmon man..go easy.
he: NO muth4fvka..shes a high class escort! like a ho3!
me: im gonna smack fire out yo ass..
he: she only works overseas with clients that are very rich and fly her o/s to 'work' there..she escorts rich old dudes to corporate functions etc or on holidays with single old men on their yatchs..ur an a55!
she only works overseas because noone here will know about it...
me: quite playin man.
he: ask her the next time my dude..HAHA! idi0t

so i was kinda upset about it..but didnt believe him..

anyay about couple days ago she flew back..i told her what happened..
she didnt answer..started crying..i wasnt sure if she was upset that sm1 called her a h03, or if it was coz she was dissappointed at her job.

i stopped the car..reached over held her n said i wont believe it till you tell me..she said he wasnt lieng..to which i was upset/mad/furious.

first thing that came out of my mouth was "phew! i used protection!"
to which she cried more. we got to hers.and she took out a wrapped box and threw it at me..n locked herself in her room crying loudly.
i opened the box to a nicely wrapped TAG Heuer Lewis Hamilton Special Edition Watch (turns out it costs like 3000$) with a note that said, thank you for giving me faith in the world again.

i apologized through the door and tried to get her to open the door..she didnt open.i left the watch on her table and left.

Ive been down in mood since then..but i dunno what to do..
Shes hot!!!!
she dresses superbly!
she is funny intelligent and has knowledge of the world.
she doesnt show alot of drama but alot of affection.
but she is an escort to rich old dudes overseas.

WTF!!!!!!!

 

[slickaz]

ok so maybe dont laugh at me ridiculously..just give me some advice.
i havent contacted her since.. 4 days.
ADVICE? WOULD YOU DO IT?!

 

[The Sperminator]

I know everyone here will say next her but if you really like her then I would go for it. Maybe she will stop for you. She sounds like a really sweet girl. Just go and talk to her and see what is up.

 

[MightyMike]

I would've been a little more sensitive about the situation... obviously she's already ashamed of her job so you didn't need to step on her more with your comment. Depending on how badly you've hurt her (and I think quite a bit), you're most likely not going to get any more a$$ from her again, much less a relationship.

I wouldn't contact her again until at least she makes contact with you again. If you initiate contact after what you did, she'll assume that you're back just to fvck, and she'll most likely blow you off.

If she does contact you again, you should seriously consider what you want out of this. Now that you know what she does for a living, you need to at least discuss how that's going to affect the relationship between the two of you. Of course, you wouldn't accept her being an escort when the two of you are together, but if she agrees to stop and she's as great as you say she is, there's no reason for you to not give it a shot.

All things aside, she spent 3Gs on a watch for you. I don't care whether she's rich or whatnot, she obviously has feelings for you and the fact that you tossed that line at her right when she spilled her dark secret makes it only more painful for her to swallow. She cared enough to be honest with you, so the least you could give back is some sensitivity. Keep that in mind if you two ever get in touch again.

Good Luck,

MM

 

[slickaz]

yeh i was thinking that. thanks bro..

id like to enjoy this plates up life..i dont really wanna get locked down..but would like to know that my plates dont have a secret dark job.lol..would you guys continue keeping her as a plate?

 

[MightyMike]

Like Sperminator (LOL@name, btw) said, she seems like a very sweet girl. If her fvcking other guys is OK by you, then by all means go for it. However... wrap up little slickaz, otherwise you might be in for some nasty surprises heh. And of course, don't treat her like a plate even if she seems like one.

 

[Ken785]

So i knew this chic from varsity.
She was a gorgeous girl, ive always wanted her. but at the time i was with someone and hence dropped that idea.

anyway a month ago i bumped into her and slightly dabbed the fact that im single, and she mentioned she was single too. and that we should meet up later for coffee..we got numbers and i parted.

Anyway we went out on a few coffee dates and dinner/movie dates. But she is a 'model' and she works alot 'overseas'. so in the past month shes been out to fiji, new caledonia, japan etc for 'work'

This girl can really dress, she always has expensive clothing on etc. and i always wonder how she affords this. She drives a porsche truck. she lives alone in a flashy house etc. i always figured must be daddys cash.

in between her works, she flies back and we'll go on a date.

On one of these trips, shes gone to Fiji after which she was meant to stop by Melbourne, then back home. So i was out on another plate date. get this call.

i answer and its her from fiji, she says she's changed her plan for tonight..shes surprising me flying in from fiji to where i was to then fly out melbourne tomoro morning, and noone knows her boss her friends nobody. said she missed me and really wants my company tonight, can i come pick her up at the airport.

PLZ NOT: we didnt fclose till now.

So i go pick her and straight away kissing in the airport..and EVERYBODY looking at me hookin up with this amazing bodied amazingly dressed chic. so i was like YIYA! the MAN!!!..
drive her home..we go in and no questions..straight away she says "Make Love to me.."..im like huh? you mean here?
she: " i dont care where baby, i wanna be made LOVE to.."
me: "go to the kitchen n wait there.."
i went out to my car chucked my phone in there (incase the other plate from earlier rings me asking if everything with "my friend at the hospital with the brokken leg is ok")

This kitchen is very flashy like the new houses so from the kitchen island top to the floor to the table to the floor by the fridge.

Anyway at one point i go turn around n bend over the table..she does..as soon as i stick in, she turns around n says "i wanna be made love to, that felt like im being fvkd.."
i was like huh? but anyway at the time i didnt give a ****..so i did her. about 2 hours through (including 4play etc.. ) we're in the shower..n she goes "wow! makin Love feels so good"
so i got real worried and asked her" whats this MAKING LOVE trip ur on?"
she goes"well u make me feel like nother blah blah blah n makin love to u feels so much beta than just fvkn sm guy.."
me: ok..i didnt think much of it, figured she may have had some idiots in the past.

she flew out the next morning, left me wakin up to her empty house.
Note" hey baby, thank you for last, it made me believe in love again..plz do me a favour n stock my fridge with some chicken and bread, i left money and my car keys.."
SWEEEEEEEET! the PORSCHE TRUCK!!

anyway..her ex is(WAS) a friend of mine..sees me stepping out her truck in the supermarket..walks upto me..WTF! you're seeing that ho3!

i explained: dude, she said she was single..whats the problem?
he: DUDE! shes a ho3!
me: cmon man..go easy.
he: NO muth4fvka..shes a high class escort! like a ho3!
me: im gonna smack fire out yo ass..
he: she only works overseas with clients that are very rich and fly her o/s to 'work' there..she escorts rich old dudes to corporate functions etc or on holidays with single old men on their yatchs..ur an a55!
she only works overseas because noone here will know about it...
me: quite playin man.
he: ask her the next time my dude..HAHA! idi0t

so i was kinda upset about it..but didnt believe him..

anyay about couple days ago she flew back..i told her what happened..
she didnt answer..started crying..i wasnt sure if she was upset that sm1 called her a h03, or if it was coz she was dissappointed at her job.

i stopped the car..reached over held her n said i wont believe it till you tell me..she said he wasnt lieng..to which i was upset/mad/furious.

first thing that came out of my mouth was "phew! i used protection!"
to which she cried more. we got to hers.and she took out a wrapped box and threw it at me..n locked herself in her room crying loudly.
i opened the box to a nicely wrapped TAG Heuer Lewis Hamilton Special Edition Watch (turns out it costs like 3000$) with a note that said, thank you for giving me faith in the world again.

i apologized through the door and tried to get her to open the door..she didnt open.i left the watch on her table and left.

Ive been down in mood since then..but i dunno what to do..
Shes hot!!!!
she dresses superbly!
she is funny intelligent and has knowledge of the world.
she doesnt show alot of drama but alot of affection.
but she is an escort to rich old dudes overseas.

WTF!!!!!!!

Man..who cares if shes a h0e!! Shes rich and hot..and she buys you crap...what more could you want but a HOT Sugarmama?????

 

[immrtlwun]

You're saving yourself quite a bit of money. To be f**king a high end escort for free and she's buying you stuff. If you can deal with the fact that she has sex with other guys for money, it sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
But on a serious note, she obviously has pretty serious feelings toward you so if she does call you be a little more sensitive than blurting out "glad I used protection." Figure out what you want and discuss what she wants and see if they are at least close that you can work it out, or if you should just go your separate ways.

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

If you want to continue things with her, you still have that option. I would just go an apologize to her about things. Just say that hearing about what she did all of a sudden freaked you out, but you've had time to cool off and are okay with it. Tell her if you'd known from the beginning you may not have had a fit when she told you. Based on your post, I think she'll be jumping back into your arms in no time if you do this right. Call her up and sound happy/positive/upbeat, and just say that you should meet up at her place (if she's in town). Don't tell her anything on the phone, just meet up with her at her house and do it in person.

She sounds like she really likes you and all, but if I were you I'd just try and keep things semi-casual. Going into a long-term relationship with a professional escort seems like a recipe for disaster (screwing other guys, out of town all the time, etc.). I'd just say to enjoy the time you guys have with each other when she's in town.

 

[KontrollerX]

haha, so over the top this is probably a troll post.

Well done at the effort if so.

If by chance you are serious next this wh0re before you catch one of her many STD's and get over your scarcity mentality.

If you can get a chick this hot once chances are high you can get another one that is normal if you just believe in yourself.

 

[Georgey]

so its been 4 days or more now since u last saw her. i have advice for you.
make this time seem like u had it to think bout all what happened.
if i was u, i guess i'd do this:

go to her place, dont even call, just walk up right to her house. knock on the door, when she opens, make a sensitive caring smile and say slowly in a low voice while looking her in the eyes "im here to take my gift, thanks for thinking of me"
that will probably make her smile and understand that ure back and that u appreciate what she's doing for you. give her a hug if u can, not a kiss.

now i say from there on, u take things quite NOT seriously, hang out with her, work what uve learned from sosuave. but pay attention, keep ur eyes open, we're not sure yet if she's playing u. the girl might be sensitive, she might be a player (keep using protection)... thats what u need to find out, only time will help u.
keep us up with what happens if u need more help, but i think that ure able to take it by urself from there on.
good luck!

 

[slickaz]

troll post?
dude..you think sh!t like this doesnt happen in the world? what? like escorts live on mars and dont have relations with normal people? cmon man..
im here for advise and the other guys here have been brilliant in helping me see her side, society has made me see escorts as crack addicted crazy dirty STD filled buckets..but i couldnt even tell i was seeing one myself.

anyway an update..

So i took the advise here, plus my guilt of saying smtn rude like that, although accidentally.

I called her up and told her to meet me at her place in half an hour. i thought by giving her a time on the same day immediately, it wouldnt seem like ive planned it for a few days etc and catchs her offguard? (i dunno).

anyway i went over
She: Hey, long time!
Me: Long time? its been like 5 days woman! do you miss me already?
She: <didnt laugh, just smiled>..

So anyway in short, i proceeded to apologize for what i said, i explained to her that since i wasnt aware of this, i was taken aback. also she had initially told me she is a model that does photoshoots and promo work overseas.
I turned the table on her that i had felt like she had lied to me which is why i was really mad.
Also that i heard from someone else about this and not her, got me even more upset.
Anyway i explained to her also that i have nothing against her as a person and that as far as i knew she was one of the most genuinly interesting girls ive met.
She said, she really likes me, but knows that things may not work as a normal relationship. She enjoys the time we spend together and the s3x is great. however because she goes overseas alot she understands that its unfair to me.
I bit the bullet and told her straight up, every time she is in town id like to see her, but until she gets into a normal routine of staying in one country for longer than a week things may have to stay where they are.
She seemed visibly upset and dissappointed in herself that shes going through this. explained what exactly she does, and it seems like its more of modelling/promo/ date to corporate functions etc kind of escort more than a primarily s3xn escort. I know that means there is s3x involved but not as much as ur average h00ker i guess...i dunno..i dont want to know.

we kissed and made up and she cooked me dinner...so another point to note..she can cook japanese food really really well!...i spent the night there..
im late to work this morning by 4 hours.lol.

anyway thanks you guys for helping me see the other side of the story..but i dont think this will be a relationship..itll just be a good thing thatll leave lasting memories..

 

[shaunuk]

props mate. Don't bother getting into a relationship with her, you KNOW it's not a viable thing She does prostitute herself to some extent and she's not home that often. She IS a ho so just keep her as good company and fvck-buddy.

It's great that you guys get on really well and all that, just enjoy it...take it easy mate

 

[Mistic]

Last Man Standing would have a field day with this one. You guys calling her a sweet girl. :crackup:

As for me, I love hookers, esp. high class ones. I dont mean to pay for, but to **** on the side. They spend money on you, they **** great, they're gone a lot. What else does a guy want.

If you cant deal, send her my way, and i'll make that slvt feel like a princess.

 

[slickaz]

hahahaha...i like that..send her your way..haha.

how about this bru..you can take her out and treat her like a princess..but send her back home so i can bring the durty out..

Oh plus i get to keep the gifts, PS I got the TAG back...lookin goood than a muhfuka!

There is no way i can be a relationship with her, as far as i see it shes a good girl in the head and great to come home to twice a week..
shes a pro (no pun intended) in bed and ive gotten her to put the "love making" aside and mix it up with alot of "durty durty"..so its good fun.

however i do insist on her checking herself at the clinic regularly, she does so herself, everytime she returns she goes to get a check up..so far shes clean..will keep an eye on..plus protection..

shes going to tokyo this weekend for 3 days and then she says shes not going anywhere for a month..but she did ask what i wanted from japan..

Wheres lastmanstandings view on this?

 

[Black suit]

A bit of warning dude, we humans are extremely adaptive creatures, and given enough time, you might just start finding all the negatives to be "ok" and develope feelings for her. Unintentionally, all slowly on a subconscious level. Be careful.

 

[Desert Fox]

Ask her if she knows Elliot Spitzer.

 

[theunflushables]

Maybe I'm an insensitive ass, but the first thing I thought was..."oh sh1t he left the watch!"

But don't get down on her for what she does, the girl has to make a living. Now, the way I see it, like any prostitute, escort, porn star, or stripper, she has a limited shelf life. As she gets older herself as a product becomes less desired. Eventually she'll be out of clients and out of work. More than likely she'll find that she's flat broke too.

Unless...what if someone stepped in and helped her invest her money wisely? For the sake of the argument we'll say its you. Now, you tell her that you support her and are glad she's making money but you also want to be sure that she will be financially set when she decides to hang it all up. Sit her down and work out a budget that takes care of her bills, debts, and other living expenses, plus a little extra so she can maintain a sense of her current lifestyle.

Now, this should leave a sizeable portion left for investing. You tell her for a nominal 10% fee (or any number you want to set, just don't get greedy) you will invest this money for her to see that she will never have to work again once she retires. Also tell her the more she invests the bigger her returns will be. She gives you the money, and you take your cut, and put it into your own savings or investment plan. From there take the money to an investment company and have them set up a plan that will give her the maximum gains with the least amount of risk possible. Have the returns go into a seperate savings account set up in her name. As her investments grow and she starts getting more and more accumulation of money, she will entrust you with more. Meaning, you make more and more money just for taking it to the bank.

 

[slickaz]

Black Suit: Thanks for that bru. Ill make sure i keep my guard on. Ive also expressed to her that i am dating other girls, but not because of her job, because she is never here and that situation is not looking to change in the near future.
I also travel alot overseas for work, and seems we may not see each other months together.
She agreed, that this is just as good as its going to get and will enjoy it as long as it lasts.
I promised her that if i was to want to move on, i will tell her that in person no matter where in the world we are, as its the least i owe her..

I think that talk may have reduced my chances of getting more 'gifts' and calls and attention like i have from her <she calls me once a day from whereever she is and texts about 6 to 7 times a day, i dont reply to texts i only talk to her for about 5 mins on the phone> but thats cool..

I decided im going to visit the Vuitton shop in Sydney when i fly there next week for work to get her this bag shes been wanting. Its unfair that she buys me 3G worth watch and i dont reciprocate. What do you guys think?

PLS NOTE: I dont buy my girls gifts, flowers on bdays and vday is as far as it goes. the furthest i will go is buy Belgian chocolates or wine to surprise them albeit sparingly.

but this girl is the first thats got me smtn like this..so..? ideas? she mentioned in passing at the vuitton catalogue about the bag.
Holla!

DESERT FOX: HEHEHEHEH! i dont think shes ever been to NY, shes been stateside twice but Vegas and Chicago. she doesnt lie to me so i trust no american politicians are involved! lol....

THEUNFLUSHABLES: HAHAHAHHA!! i like the way you think..hmmmm...essentially thatd mean i was a pimp?! lol..im just kiddin..yeh i think i should talk to her about toning down her spending..she really spends ALOT.the crib, that big and flashy or the car, neither is really needed. i dunno.i dont usually get involved in a chics bizness unless its affecting me or shes wifey material. what if she backfires like "umm why are you interested in my finances!" although i cant see her saying that but still.lol.

 

[jeffthechef]

Give her a chance. Maybe she could try and get a degree..night school for adults..and find a different job..But it she likes the job she has now then you have to accept that. You make it sound like shes a great person..so go for it.