Funniest Lines You've Ever Used?

[DJoftheTheater]

Okay, this is just out of curiousity and I know stuff about character and whatever, so I'm not looking for lines, I just wanna know...

What are the funniest (maybe c&f'est) lines you've ever used?

 

[cool_like_ice]

hey do you work at subway coz i swear you just gave me a footlong... hahaha ive actully used this one before

 

[WhitePimp]

I believe the line was something to the effect of...

"I'd ask you out but I'm WAY too Italian for you. You'd wind up eating pasta and strombolis all day..."


I have no idea where the hell that line came from in my dark psyche but it worked like I cast a goddamn spell on her.

 

[Moofahsa]

My last **** buddy had a boyfriend to.

 

[Rebound Material]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea....but you're the only baracuda for me "