Friday Fvckery: Facebook Statuses that AREN'T a good look.

[Naughty Ninja]

Time for some more Ninja Friday Fvckery kids!

For those of you who actually use or care to use Facebook if you have one..

What are some Facebook Statuses that aren't a "Good Look"?

Something cringeworthy, pathetic etc. (Yes I know for the most part they all aren't a good look) but something you've seen on a friends wall or something you've ever posted.

IE: Foreveralone

 

[goodfoot]

Teamsingle

 

[sageproduct]

More positive energy!! Ignore all negative ones! Be happy happy happy! As much happy as u can! beautiful day! Million reasons to smile!

 

[nroug7]

I don't know about bad statuses, because this is the kind of stuff I post

"So I was shopping at IGA when I saw these Cherry Ripe chocolate bars with the most ridiculous wrappers, for example - "you're sweet" and "I love you xoxo"
Nobody wants to see that sh1t, seriously, design some damn realistic wrappers, have that sh1t read
"Where's my sandwich at b1tch."
Or
"I saw you cheatin on me with some other nigga!"
And if that's not good enough, hashtag that sh1t up yo.
"#you missed our date last night motherfugga.""

 

[BeDJ]

Comment Fat Chick Photo Trick on a chubby girl's picture.

 

[nroug7]

Comment Fat Chick Photo Trick on a chubby girl's picture.

That would be hilarious.
Facebook is my comedy portal.
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